| "Please forgive me" | 29 |
| Words delivered with a hangdog expression | 41 |
| E-pology website | 16 |
| "Apologies" | 21 |
| "Undoubtedly" | 23 |
| "Without a doubt" | 27 |
| "Likely story" | 24 |
| "No doubt about it" | 29 |
| ''No question'' | 31 |
| "Yeah, right..." | 26 |
| "There's no doubt about it" | 41 |
| What little brother might say to big brother after getting beaten up | 68 |
| Tattletale's threat | 23 |
| Schoolyard snitch's words | 29 |
| "Apologies!" | 22 |
| "My deepest apologies" | 32 |
| Apology #2 | 10 |
| "It's my turn" | 28 |
| "My turn at bat" | 26 |
| Morning announcement | 20 |
| Reply to "Are you awake?" | 35 |
| Groggy response | 15 |
| "You can stop trying to wake me now!" | 47 |
| "My turn to bat!" | 27 |
| "It's not too early to call" | 42 |
| "It's my turn to bat!" | 36 |
| "It's my turn at bat" | 35 |
| Words from one about to go to bat | 33 |
| Words from one about to bat | 27 |
| Startled query from an inattentive player on the bench | 54 |
| Response to a wake-up call | 26 |
| Repeated shout to a parent’s “You’re going to miss the school bus!” | 83 |
| Post-waking comment | 19 |
| Late sleeper's comment to a nagging partner | 47 |
| Late riser's "all right already!" | 47 |
| Grumpy comment to an alarm clock | 32 |
| Groggy words, perhaps | 21 |
| Early morning declaration | 25 |
| Comment after a shake in the morning? | 37 |
| Answer to a nagging roommate | 28 |
| "You don't need to wake me" | 41 |
| "You didn't wake me" | 34 |
| "You can turn off the alarm now" | 42 |
| "You asleep?" response | 32 |
| "Time to bat!" | 24 |
| "Still in bed?" response | 34 |
| "No need to wake me" | 30 |
| "No need to wake me!" | 31 |
| "No need to pull me out of bed" | 41 |
| "My turn to bat" | 26 |
| "Me next!" | 20 |
| "Looks like it's my turn ..." | 43 |
| "Hand me a bat!" | 26 |
| 'You can stop trying to wake me!' | 41 |
| 'No need to wake me!' | 29 |
| Morning talker Don | 18 |
| Don of talk radio | 17 |
| Radio host Don | 14 |
| Don of radio | 12 |
| Stern rival | 11 |
| Controversial radio host Don | 28 |
| "___ in the Morning" | 30 |
| Talk radio's Don | 20 |
| Shock jock Don | 14 |
| Radio man Don | 13 |
| Noted shock jock | 16 |
| Don on the radio | 16 |
| 1989 Radio Hall of Fame inductee | 32 |
| "My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life" speaker | 89 |
| Stern contemporary | 18 |
| Stern competitor | 16 |
| Shock jock attempting a comeback | 32 |
| Radio's "___ in the Morning" | 42 |
| Radio shock jock | 16 |
| Longtime Stern rival | 20 |
| Deejay Don | 10 |
| Controversial host Don | 22 |
| Brash radio host | 16 |
| Big name in morning radio | 25 |
| 1989 National Radio Hall of Fame inductee | 41 |
| Waikiki cooking pits | 20 |
| Talk radio personality with the comedy album "One Sacred Chicken to Go With Anthrax" | 94 |
| Talk radio host Don | 19 |
| Syndicated radio host | 21 |
| Syndicated DJ Don | 17 |
| Shock jock with three Marconi Awards | 36 |
| Shock jock Don with a syndicated morning show | 45 |
| Radio's former "___ in the Morning" | 49 |
| Radio wise guy Don | 18 |
| Radio talk show host Don | 24 |
| Radio talk show host | 20 |
| Radio personality who said "I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary" | 77 |
| Radio jock Don | 14 |
| Radio iconoclast | 16 |
| Radio host who said "My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life" | 101 |
| Radio host who often wears cowboy hats | 38 |
| Radio host of note | 18 |
| Radio figure who co-wrote "Two Guys Four Corners" | 59 |
| Popular Don | 11 |
| Outspoken radio host Don | 24 |