| Telephone book | 14 |
| Phone book | 10 |
| Lobby list | 10 |
| Brett Favre's sexting picture, e.g.? | 40 |
| Water passages that don't turn? | 35 |
| Ruling in a broadcast satellite company's case? | 51 |
| Calamitous arterial accretion? | 30 |
| With desperation | 16 |
| In desperation | 14 |
| In a frightful way | 18 |
| With ominousness | 16 |
| In an urgent way | 16 |
| In a terrible way | 17 |
| In a catastrophic way | 21 |
| Tragic condition | 16 |
| Words for Pauline's plight | 30 |
| Location of last resort? | 24 |
| "Sultans of Swing" band | 33 |
| "Money for Nothing" band | 34 |
| Some really bad Dodge collisions? | 33 |
| Ice Age creature | 16 |
| Sad songs | 9 |
| Mournful melodies | 17 |
| Plaintive songs | 15 |
| Very sad songs | 14 |
| Threnodies | 10 |
| Solemn pieces | 13 |
| Requiems | 8 |
| Mournful tunes | 14 |
| Mournful compositions | 21 |
| "Just a Closer Walk With Thee" and others | 51 |
| Moroccan money | 14 |
| Currency in the U.A.E. | 22 |
| Tissandier vehicle | 18 |
| Shenandoah, for one | 19 |
| Me.'s motto | 15 |
| Maine's motto | 17 |
| Maine motto ("I direct") | 34 |
| Daggers | 7 |
| Highlands daggers | 17 |
| Scottish daggers | 16 |
| Highlanders' weapons | 24 |
| Late G.O.P. figure | 18 |
| Sen. Baker's in-laws | 24 |
| Jolt for Jock | 13 |
| Peasant dress | 13 |
| Dress with a tight bodice | 25 |
| Tyrolean peasant dress | 22 |
| Tyrolean garb | 13 |
| Gathered skirt | 14 |
| Full skirt with a tight waistband | 33 |
| Full skirt | 10 |
| Fraulein's frock | 20 |
| Fräulein's frock | 27 |
| Alpine frock | 12 |
| Green Day bassist Mike | 22 |
| Mike of Green Day | 17 |
| Creatively spelled Christina Aguilera single (I know, can you believe Miley wasn't the first one desperate to look sexy?) | 125 |
| Words of warning, part 2 | 24 |
| Vile sort | 9 |
| Direct route to Loserville? | 27 |
| Scumbag | 7 |
| Off-road vehicle | 16 |
| Off-road two-wheeler | 20 |
| Lightweight motorcycle | 22 |
| Magazine for motocross models? | 30 |
| Off-road specialist | 19 |
| Off-road two-wheelers | 21 |
| Huffy salespeople sell them | 27 |
| Parasitic jaegers | 17 |
| Affordable, to say the least | 28 |
| Really inexpensive | 18 |
| Priced very low | 15 |
| Some Dixie wasps | 16 |
| Big name in vacuum cleaners | 27 |
| Vacuum cleaner brand | 20 |
| Hand Vac maker | 14 |
| Small agricultural enterprise | 29 |
| Planter without hired hands | 27 |
| Planter with no hired hands | 27 |
| One whose small business is growing | 35 |
| One who works his own land | 26 |
| Failed Facebook game in which you don't actually plant anything? | 68 |
| Planters with no hands | 22 |
| Dragged through the mud | 23 |
| Made filthy | 11 |
| More soiled | 11 |
| More muddied | 12 |
| More in need of laundering | 26 |
| More in need of cleaning | 24 |
| Like "Fritz the Cat," vis-Ã -vis "Felix the Cat" | 70 |
| Comparatively corrupt | 21 |
| Besmirches | 10 |
| Most underhanded | 16 |
| Most corrupt | 12 |
| Most sullied | 12 |
| In a foul way | 13 |
| What the dead take, in a macabre phrase | 39 |
| Ways to travel in the boonies | 29 |
| Various soils | 13 |