| ``I wouldn't ___ club that would . . .'': Groucho | 61 |
| ``. . . ___ of meat from the king'': 2 Samuel 11:8 | 58 |
| ``. . . so ___ as a day in June?'': J.R. Lowell | 55 |
| ______, British Columbia (sounds like Pope, Saskatchewan) | 57 |
| _____Bay, world's largest fresh water archipelago | 53 |
| _____ University (where M.L.K. earned his doctorate) | 52 |
| _____ Raymond, originator of "Flash Gordon" | 53 |
| _____ Cup (Junior mens lacrosse championship trophy) | 52 |
| ____ Marshmallow Cottage Cheese Surprise : Morris-Bolcon cult song | 68 |
| ____ Dead and Loving It, 1995 Hallowe'en blood chiller | 58 |
| ___Vista (search engine that still exists, for whatever reason) | 63 |
| ___TV (Channel with the slogan "Not Reality. Actuality") | 66 |
| ___TV (channel whose slogan is "Not Reality. Actuality.") | 67 |
| ___Pen (trademarked autoinjector for allergic reactions) | 56 |
| ___Pen (injector carried around by allergy sufferers) | 53 |
| ___girl (nation created by Oprah in an "Onion" article) | 65 |
| ___Constitution, nicknamed "Old Ironsides" | 52 |
| ___3K (familiar shortening of an old cult TV series) | 52 |
| ___-willow, part of a ''Mikado'' song | 54 |
| ___-Wan Kenobi (character in "The Phantom Menace") | 60 |
| ___-Ude (Russian city on the Trans-Siberian Railroad) | 53 |
| ___-Turkish War, in which the first aerial bombs were used | 58 |
| ___-play (dressing up like anime characters at conventions, etc.) | 65 |
| ___-OZN (1980s group with the hit "AEIOU, Sometimes Y") | 65 |
| ___-ONE (rapper who guested on R.E.M.'s "Radio Song") | 67 |
| ___-Obama Proliferation and Threat Reduction Initiative (2007 law) | 66 |
| ___-nine (substance in "Cat's Cradle") | 52 |
| ___-Man Chan ("Survivor: Fiji" participant) | 53 |
| ___-Lite (band with the 1990 hit "Groove Is in the Heart") | 68 |
| ___-Hyde (duo with the 2014 album "High Life") | 56 |
| ___-Gon Jinn of "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace" | 57 |
| ___-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act, 2010 | 62 |
| ___-a-Mania, candy collectors' convention since 1991 | 56 |
| ___, Inc. (company that sells demotivational posters) | 53 |
| ___ Zimmer, Oscar-winning composer for "The Lion King" | 64 |
| ___ Zátopek, four-time Olympic track gold medalist | 53 |
| ___ XVIII (monarch whose reign was interrupted by the Hundred Days) | 67 |
| ___ World Peace (Ron Artest's newly-proposed name) | 54 |
| ___ Work ("Down Under" band from down under) | 54 |
| ___ Wolfsheim, gambler in "The Great Gatsby" | 54 |
| ___ Wolfcastle (action hero on "The Simpsons") | 56 |
| ___ wolf (person who doesn't like to work with others) | 58 |
| ___ With MoistureLoc (recalled contact lens cleaner) | 52 |
| ___ Wilson, who played Sam in "Casablanca" | 52 |
| ___ Willard, heavyweight champ dethroned by Jack Dempsey | 56 |
| ___ White, one of the girls in "Dreamgirls" | 53 |
| ___ Wheeler, 1964-70 chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff | 58 |
| ___ Webster, Twain's "celebrated jumping frog" | 60 |
| ___ Wayne with the platinum album "Tha Block Is Hot" | 62 |
| ___ Watts, English hymnist who wrote "Joy to the World" | 65 |
| ___ Washington, who wrote "When You Wish Upon a Star" | 63 |
| ___ Wars (conflicts of the second and third centuries B.C.) | 59 |
| ___ Ward, who played Robin in TV's "Batman" | 57 |
| ___ War ("Charge of the Light Brigade" conflict) | 58 |
| ___ Wang, emperor of China who established the first zoo | 56 |
| ___ Walton, author of "The Compleat Angler" | 53 |
| ___ Walsh, three-time Olympic beach volleyball gold medalist | 60 |
| ___ wall game (football/rugby mashup played at an all-boys school) | 66 |
| ___ von Habsburg (last Crown Prince of Austria-Hungary) | 55 |
| ___ von Bismarck (namesake of North Dakota's capital) | 57 |
| ___ Vivien, British poet known as the Muse of the Violets | 57 |
| ___ Vision (its tagline is "Clearly Different") | 57 |
| ___ Vincent, former Major League Baseball commissioner | 54 |
| ___ Villa (soccer team in England's Premier League) | 55 |
| ___ Viejo (California city neighboring Laguna Beach) | 52 |
| ___ Video (Randal's place of employment in "Clerks") | 66 |
| ___ Valley (site of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library) | 59 |
| ___ Valley (San Francisco neighborhood next to The Castro) | 58 |
| ___ v. United States, 1967 decision limiting wiretapping | 56 |
| ___ v. United States (classic Supreme Court obscenity case) | 59 |
| ___ v. Ferguson ("separate but equal" case) | 53 |
| ___ Twitchit (mother of Tom Kitten of Beatrix Potter stories) | 61 |
| ___ Twin (alias of electronic musician Richard D. James) | 56 |
| ___ Trophy (golf award named after a Spanish player) | 52 |
| ___ Trinket ("The Hunger Games" chaperone) | 52 |
| ___ Trice (rapper signed to Eminem's Shady Records) | 55 |
| ___ Trice (rapper featured on Eminem's "Without Me") | 66 |
| ___ Trevelyan, villain in the James Bond film "GoldenEye" | 67 |
| ___ Treaty, establishing the 49th parallel as a U.S. border | 59 |
| ___ Trail (migration route to the Pacific Northwest) | 52 |
| ___ Torres, four-time Olympic swimming gold medalist | 52 |
| ___ Toledo (designer of Michelle Obama's inauguration dress) | 64 |
| ___ Thorpe, 2000 and 2004 Olympic swimming sensation | 52 |
| ___ Thorne (heroine of TV's "Revenge") | 52 |
| ___ Thomas, author of "Down These Mean Streets" | 57 |
| ___ Theory (hypothesis that modern humans came from a single area) | 66 |
| ___ the Stockbroker on "The Howard Stern Show" | 56 |
| ___ the Stockbroker (regular on "The Howard Stern Show") | 66 |
| ___ the Midget, regular on "The Howard Stern Show" | 60 |
| ___ the Lucky Rabbit, first Disney character to generate merchandise | 68 |
| ___ the Hyena ("Li'l Abner" character) | 52 |
| ___ Taylor, the Tool Man, on "Home Improvement" | 57 |
| ___ Taylor, co-host of "Make Me a Supermodel" | 55 |
| ___ talks, offerers of "ideas worth spreading" | 56 |
| ___ Tales, magazine where many H. P. Lovecraft stories first appeared | 69 |
| ___ T. Firefly, Groucho's role in "Duck Soup" | 59 |
| ___ Szewinska, Olympic sprinting gold medalist of 1964, 1968 and 1976 | 69 |
| ___ Systems Incorporated (San Jose-based software firm) | 55 |
| ___ Sylvester (cheerleading coach on "Glee") | 54 |
| ___ sword (Wii accessory for "Star Wars" games) | 57 |