| He kisses "by the book" | 33 |
| He kills time | 13 |
| He kills Dumbledore (oh, stop whining about the spoiler) | 56 |
| He killed Steve Cochran in "White Heat" | 49 |
| He killed Mufasa | 16 |
| He killed Lennon | 16 |
| He killed Hamlet | 16 |
| He killed Halirrhothius | 23 |
| He killed Galba | 15 |
| He killed Chuck Norris in "Return of the Dragon" | 58 |
| He killed Basil Rathbone in "The Mark of Zorro" | 57 |
| He killed Anthony Quinn in "Against All Flags" | 56 |
| He killed Anne Francis in "Bad Day at Black Rock" | 59 |
| He killed Alexander in a duel | 29 |
| He kids you not | 15 |
| He kicked to conquer | 20 |
| He kicked the bucket, in a song | 31 |
| He kept loyalty to royalty | 26 |
| He keeps the count | 18 |
| He keeps one in stitches | 24 |
| He keeps it kosher? | 19 |
| He keeps a liner on line | 24 |
| HE KEEPS A FILLING STATION: 1914 | 32 |
| He keeps a clean plate | 22 |
| He kayoed Carnera | 17 |
| He kayoed "Two-Ton Tony": 1939 | 40 |
| He K.O.'d Foreman 10/30/74 | 30 |
| He just deserts | 15 |
| He just can't win | 21 |
| He jumps through hoops | 22 |
| He jumps on turtles frequently | 30 |
| He jumped into Larsen's arms after the only World Series perfect game | 73 |
| He judges with Jackson and Lopez | 32 |
| He judged Israel 40 years | 25 |
| He joined the 500 home run club in 2014 | 39 |
| He joined Pizarro in the conquest of the Inca Empire | 52 |
| He is, to Hadrian | 17 |
| He is, condensed | 16 |
| He is, abridged | 15 |
| He is us, to Pogo | 17 |
| He is praised at Mecca | 22 |
| He is parted from his money | 27 |
| He is one | 9 |
| He is often praised | 19 |
| He is often able | 16 |
| He is not one to speak? | 23 |
| He is holy, to many | 19 |
| He is "more an antique Roman than a Dane," in literature | 66 |
| He invaded Italy in A.D. 400 | 28 |
| He introduced tobacco to France | 31 |
| He introduced the symbol "e" for natural logs | 55 |
| He introduced the sack | 22 |
| He introduced the Easter egg roll on the White House lawn | 57 |
| He introduced chocolate to Spain | 32 |
| He introduced Bush at the 2004 GOP convention | 45 |
| He introduced Arabic math to Europe | 35 |
| He interviewed Obama | 20 |
| He interviewed Miles Davis in the first Playboy interview | 57 |
| He inspired Kant and Einstein | 29 |
| He inspired a 2006 Springsteen album | 36 |
| He influenced Baudelaire | 24 |
| He infamously said ''I'm in charge'' | 56 |
| He infamously fiddled around | 28 |
| He imprisoned St. Peter | 23 |
| He IM-ed pages | 14 |
| He hunted with Artemis | 22 |
| He hunted with a club in the "Odyssey" | 48 |
| He hung around with thieves | 27 |
| He humbled Hitler in '36 | 28 |
| He hosts "Good Eats" | 30 |
| He hosted the first episode of "Saturday Night Live" | 62 |
| He hosted a reality show called "I Pity the Fool" | 59 |
| He hosted "The Tonight Show" longer than all its other hosts combined | 79 |
| He hoped to succeed H.S.T. | 26 |
| He hoped to follow HST | 22 |
| He homered 660 times | 20 |
| He holds us all up | 18 |
| He holds the bag | 16 |
| He holds another's property | 31 |
| He hits low pitches | 19 |
| He hit the last two home runs at Ebbets Field [fist] | 52 |
| He hit more homers than Ruth | 28 |
| He hit his 600th homer 6/20/2007 | 32 |
| He hit a home run to end the 1960 World Series | 46 |
| He hit 755 home runs | 20 |
| He hit 755 | 10 |
| He hit 714 homers | 17 |
| He hit 714 | 10 |
| He hit 660 | 10 |
| He hit 66 homers in 1998 | 24 |
| He hit 61 in '61 | 20 |
| He hit 61 homers in '61 | 27 |
| He hit 61 home runs in '61 | 30 |
| He hit 58 in '97 | 20 |
| He hit 511 home runs | 20 |
| He hit 511 career homers | 24 |
| He hit 368 home runs | 20 |
| He hit 358 home runs | 20 |
| He hit 18 more home runs than Gehrig | 36 |
| He hit 106 more home runs than Barry Bonds | 42 |