| He said "I exist because I think" | 43 |
| He said "I don't want my album coming out with a G rating. Nobody would buy it" | 93 |
| He said "I die," and then did | 39 |
| He said "I didn't really say everything I said" | 61 |
| He said "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally" | 71 |
| He said "How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 kinds of cheese?" | 80 |
| He said "Here's to our wives and girlfriends ... may they never meet!" | 84 |
| He said "Great art picks up where nature ends" | 56 |
| He said "God bless us every one!" | 43 |
| He said "Fear is the path to the dark side" | 53 |
| He said "Everything in life is luck" | 46 |
| He said "Everybody wants to get into da act" | 54 |
| He said "Every great film should seem new every time you see it" | 74 |
| He said "Ecce homo" | 29 |
| He said "Champions aren't made in gyms" | 53 |
| He said "Be sincere; be brief; be seated" | 51 |
| He said "Art is a fruit that grows in man, like a fruit on a plant" | 77 |
| He said "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both" | 92 |
| He said "A lie told often enough becomes truth" | 57 |
| He sacked Rome in A.D. 410 | 26 |
| He runs with Johnson | 20 |
| He runs the show | 16 |
| He runs down bombs | 18 |
| He runs "with might and mane" | 39 |
| He rules the court? | 19 |
| He rules over balls | 19 |
| He rules often | 14 |
| He rules at home | 16 |
| He ruled Valhalla | 17 |
| He ruled Rome in A.D. 69 | 24 |
| He ruled on Cochran's motions | 33 |
| He ruled jointly with Ivan V for nearly 14 years | 48 |
| He ruled for 72 years | 21 |
| He ruled England during his father King Edward III's last years | 67 |
| He ruled Bongo Congo | 20 |
| He ruined Tom's perfect season in Super Bowl XLII | 53 |
| He rounded the Cape of Good Hope | 32 |
| He rose over Ty | 15 |
| He roomed with Ruth | 19 |
| He rolls 'em bones | 22 |
| He rode with Custer | 19 |
| He rode two Triple Crown winners | 32 |
| He rode Triple Crown winners Whirlaway and Citation | 51 |
| He rode shotgun in the Batmobile | 32 |
| He rode in the General Lee | 26 |
| He rode five Derby winners | 26 |
| He rode Champion | 16 |
| He rode atop Topper | 19 |
| He rode an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir | 44 |
| He rode a goat-drawn chariot | 28 |
| He robs travelers | 17 |
| He rivaled Laver | 16 |
| He rides to the hounds | 22 |
| He rid Ire. of snakes, as the legend goes | 41 |
| He rhymed "Bronx" with "thonx" | 50 |
| He revealed the Koran to Muhammad, in Islam | 43 |
| He returned to the airwaves on 12/3/07 | 38 |
| He returned to "The Tonight Show" on March 1, 2010 | 60 |
| He resigned October 10, 1973 | 28 |
| He resigned Oct. 10, 1973 | 25 |
| He resigned August 9, 1974 | 26 |
| He rescued the body of Achilles | 31 |
| He rescued Achilles' body | 29 |
| He requested that his ashes leave Earth | 39 |
| He reprised Peck's role in the remake of "Cape Fear" | 66 |
| He reprised Michael's "Alfie" role | 48 |
| He replaced Pete in 1962 | 24 |
| He replaced Kerensky | 20 |
| He replaced Ken as Barbie's beau from 2004 to 2006 | 54 |
| He replaced Jay, then Jay replaced him | 38 |
| He replaced Gumbel on "Today" | 39 |
| He replaced Foxx as baseball's youngest player when he debuted at age 17 in 1926 | 84 |
| He replaced Charlie on "Two and a Half Men" | 53 |
| He replaced Best of the Beatles | 31 |
| He released the album "So" | 36 |
| He released a dove in Genesis | 29 |
| He released "The New Frontier" in 1961 | 48 |
| He reigned in Spain | 19 |
| He refused to grow up | 21 |
| He refused an Oscar | 19 |
| He refused a 1970 Oscar | 23 |
| He recruited Lafayette | 22 |
| He recorded all 32 Beethoven piano sonatas in the 1960s | 55 |
| He recorded "Mack the Knife" | 38 |
| He reconstructed St. Paul's | 31 |
| He rebuilt Jericho | 18 |
| He really, really wasn't born in Kenya, yeesh | 49 |
| He really makes money | 21 |
| He really digs rock | 19 |
| He really did go for baroque | 28 |
| He reads the riot act | 21 |
| He reached the South Pole in January 1912 | 41 |
| He reached his peak in 1806 | 27 |
| He reached his peak | 19 |
| He raved about a raven | 22 |
| He rats to the cops | 19 |
| He rapped with the Bomb Squad | 29 |
| He ranks a Pfc. | 15 |
| He ran, then ran from, Iran | 27 |
| He ran with R.M.N. | 18 |