| Film in which Agnes Moorehead debuted as the title character's mother | 73 |
| Philip Carey's handicap in Maugham's "Of Human Bondage" | 73 |
| "SNL" commercial with Phil Hartman on a giant pyramid of cereal | 73 |
| Country where it's customary to have diamond-encrusted prophylactics? | 73 |
| Device that automatically cooks a certain French dish "au vin"? | 73 |
| Tuesday: Iggy serves up medley of national anthems when asked to play ... | 73 |
| One unsatisfied with a "She loves me, she loves me not" result? | 73 |
| Old TV show that featured "bachelorettes," with "The" | 73 |
| Director of "A Passage to India" and "Doctor Zhivago" | 73 |
| "That parrot is definitely __": line from a Monty Python sketch | 73 |
| "Licker talks . . . loud we'en . . . loose fum ___": Harris | 73 |
| Group called Girls Tyme when they lost on "Star Search" in 1993 | 73 |
| Yellowish brown / Bit of "dumb" humor / Many a forwarded e-mail | 73 |
| Sobriquet for a couch potato's favorite singer, with "the"? | 73 |
| "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the ___" (Emmy-winning reality show) | 73 |
| Veterinarian's instrument? (and I'd be real careful with it, too) | 73 |
| Refrain lyric from "Do-Re-Mi" ("The Sound of Music") | 73 |
| Guns 'N' Roses "___ me when I speak a piece of my mind" | 73 |
| Product advertised on TV with the phrase "not-so-fresh feeling" | 73 |
| All-too-frequent headline these days, and the inspiration for this puzzle | 73 |
| Ghost writer of "The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care"? | 73 |
| Start of a billboard catchphrase meaning "close to the highway" | 73 |
| He played the movie character immortalized by the song "Axel F" | 73 |
| His last line in a 1987 film is "I think I'll have a drink" | 73 |
| Singer with Dolly Parton and Linda Ronstadt on the album "Trio" | 73 |
| 1977 cult film with the tagline "Where your nightmares end ..." | 73 |
| He wrote "In the country of the blind the one-eyed man is king" | 73 |
| Character voiced by Demi Moore in "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" | 73 |
| "Climb ___ Mountain" (song from "The Sound of Music") | 73 |
| Its ingredients may include cocoa, confectioners' sugar, and vanillin | 73 |
| "The judges put the names of each ___ ___ for the M.C. to read" | 73 |
| TREASURE HUNT STEP 5: Read these (starting east) ... and congratulations! | 73 |
| Frost said writing this was like "playing tennis without a net" | 73 |
| Manson "family" member who attempted to assassinate Gerald Ford | 73 |
| Minced oath coined by Norman Mailer in "The Naked and the Dead" | 73 |
| "I'll just go ahead and throw this out anyway" online abbr. | 73 |
| "Who is John ___?" (opening line of "Atlas Shrugged") | 73 |
| 1964 Berne best seller (and a hint to seven other answers in this puzzle) | 73 |
| Repetitive Brooklyn rockers with the 2008 album "Saint Dymphna" | 73 |
| Ordinary ... or what the beginning of the answer to each starred clue is? | 73 |
| Spanish architect celebrated by the Alan Parsons Project's last album | 73 |
| The "she" in the lyric "And when she passes, I smile" | 73 |
| Strip that accompanied Sunday "Dixie Dugan" comics in the 1930s | 73 |
| "Tarnsman of ___" (sci-fi book that launched an ongoing series) | 73 |
| Drama about an anonymous soldier who blogs about juicy military scandals? | 73 |
| Nickname for Nantucket, because of its frequent fog, with "the" | 73 |
| Agreement reached in Philadelphia on June 29, 1787 (with "The") | 73 |
| Connecticut town nicknamed "The Submarine Capital of the World" | 73 |
| Character in Chesterton's "What's Wrong With the World" | 73 |
| Provider of an old silk hat, e.g. (as depicted at the top of this puzzle) | 73 |
| Oz creator's cry when he first realized what family he was born into? | 73 |
| "The Simpsons" villain who changes during October and November? | 73 |
| Cute animal fawned over by murderers, whoremongers, idolaters, and liars? | 73 |
| Start of an Einstein quote that holds true when solving clever crosswords | 73 |
| 1992 chart-topper that mentions "my little turn on the catwalk" | 73 |
| Critic's complaint about the new restaurant "Double Fault"? | 73 |
| Weather comment represented visually by this puzzle's circled letters | 73 |
| Solver's dilemma when faced with the clue "Telecom letters" | 73 |
| Oregon State running back who was the Pac-10 Offensive Player of the Year | 73 |
| Longtime New York chef and writer who hosted the first food program on TV | 73 |
| Subject of Ruth Montgomery's biography "A Gift of Prophecy" | 73 |
| A U.S. president who was also an architect, musician and inventor was ... | 73 |
| Film in which a stampede of African animals destroys a New Hampshire home | 73 |
| Carol sung by Ginger and Mary Ann from "Gilligan's Island"? | 73 |
| Costar of Andy Samberg in a popular "Saturday Night Live" video | 73 |
| Nancy Reagan's antidrug slogan, and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 73 |
| "Who is ___ Söze?" ("The Usual Suspects" question) | 73 |
| Brand whose logo has a man in a hard hat dangling from one of its letters | 73 |
| How school dress code rules might be enforced the day before summer break | 73 |
| 2003 film with the tagline "Everything sounds sexier in French" | 73 |
| "Sweet __": Oscar-winning song from "Waikiki Wedding" | 73 |
| It's easy to do if you brought a headset, hard if your batteries died | 73 |
| 1976 Neil Young-Stephen Stills single, and a phonetic hint to this puzzle | 73 |
| John Travolta film reject about "The Lord of the Rings" author? | 73 |
| Duke ___ (Humphrey Bogart's role in "The Petrified Forest") | 73 |
| "Peanuts" character who calls Charlie Brown "Charles" | 73 |
| Annual wetlands tournament involving cattails and water lilies, casually? | 73 |
| Live video of the 2008 presidential runner-up going about his daily life? | 73 |
| Writer John who won a Pulitzer for "Annals of the Former World" | 73 |
| Writer whose novella "Carmen" is the basis of Bizet's opera | 73 |
| Parthenon architectural feature (and an anagram of "Poet? Me?") | 73 |
| 2003 Jeffrey Eugenides Pulitzer Prize-winning novel about a hermaphrodite | 73 |
| Ancient deity mentioned 39 times in Allen Ginsberg's "Howl" | 73 |
| Either of Heather's parents, according to a children's book title | 73 |
| 2003 film starring Julia Roberts as an art professor at Wellesley College | 73 |
| New wave #1 hit with the repeated line "That ain't working" | 73 |
| Jazz standard that begins "You ain't been blue; no, no, no" | 73 |
| 1996 film in which author Kurt Vonnegut Jr. plays a sad man on the street | 73 |
| Rock group whose name is an appropriate alternative title for this puzzle | 73 |
| 1971 hit with the lyric "He danced for those at minstrel shows" | 73 |
| eHarmony employee's credo? (Elvis Costello / Toots & the Maytals) | 73 |
| Parody song with the lyric "I always eat too much and throw up" | 73 |
| "Famous" company that sponsors an annual hot dog eating contest | 73 |
| Louis ___ (trial lawyer and author of "My Life in Court," 1962) | 73 |
| Complaint to the chiropractor from "American Idol" singer Clay? | 73 |
| It may be given to a turkey before roasting, or a person during a massage | 73 |
| Where this grid's starred answers' ends have particular relevance | 73 |
| "People say she's crazy, she got diamonds ___ of her shoes" | 73 |
| "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times ...," e.g. | 73 |
| Setting in Sherlock Holmes's "The Man with the Twisted Lip" | 73 |