| Like a grandfather clock | 24 |
| Like a Granny Smith apple | 25 |
| Like a grapeyard | 16 |
| Like a grassland | 16 |
| Like a grate | 12 |
| Like a graveyard at midnight | 28 |
| Like a graybeard | 16 |
| Like a graying ember | 20 |
| Like a grease monkey's rag | 30 |
| Like a greased pig | 18 |
| Like a great bod | 16 |
| Like a great cathedral? | 23 |
| Like a great deal | 17 |
| Like a great many rice farmers | 30 |
| Like a great receiver, often | 28 |
| Like a great straight, in poker | 31 |
| Like a grebe's toes | 23 |
| Like a Greek siren | 18 |
| Like a green banana | 19 |
| Like a greenhorn | 16 |
| Like a greenhouse | 17 |
| Like a grenade reaching a bunker, maybe | 39 |
| Like a gridiron | 15 |
| Like a grieving usher | 21 |
| Like a grouch | 13 |
| Like a grounder that doesn't bounce a second time | 53 |
| Like a groundless rumor | 23 |
| Like a groupie | 14 |
| Like a grove | 12 |
| Like a growling stomach | 23 |
| Like a grown cornstalk | 22 |
| Like a guard dog | 16 |
| Like a guardian | 15 |
| Like a guest least likely to be invited again | 45 |
| Like a guitar string | 20 |
| Like a gull | 11 |
| Like a guru | 11 |
| Like a gut reaction? | 20 |
| Like a Gutenberg Bible | 22 |
| Like a guy's guy | 20 |
| Like a gym visitor the next day, maybe | 38 |
| Like a gymnast | 14 |
| Like a habanero pepper | 22 |
| Like a hag | 10 |
| Like a haiku | 12 |
| Like a Hail Mary | 16 |
| Like a Hail Mary pass | 21 |
| Like a hair shirt | 17 |
| Like a ham's performance | 28 |
| Like a ham's performance? | 29 |
| Like a Hammett character | 24 |
| Like a hamster's tail | 25 |
| Like a hand with fingers spread | 31 |
| Like a handlebar moustache | 26 |
| Like a handyman | 15 |
| Like a happy camper? | 20 |
| Like a happy dog's tail | 27 |
| Like a happy medium? | 20 |
| Like a happy pop song | 21 |
| Like a happy puppy's tail | 29 |
| Like a hard rain | 16 |
| Like a hard-to-fill order | 25 |
| Like a hard-to-manage tongue? | 29 |
| Like a harlequin | 16 |
| Like a harp seal | 16 |
| Like a harried hubby | 20 |
| Like a harrow | 13 |
| Like a Harvard student | 22 |
| Like a harvest moon | 19 |
| Like a hastily assembled search party, usually | 46 |
| Like a haunted house | 20 |
| Like a haunted house vis-Ã -vis a fun house | 45 |
| Like a have-not | 15 |
| Like a hawk | 11 |
| Like a hawk or eagle | 20 |
| Like a hawk's perspective | 29 |
| Like a hazardous wintry day | 27 |
| Like a he-man | 13 |
| Like a he-man push-up | 21 |
| Like a head of a bar? | 21 |
| Like a headache that won't quit | 35 |
| Like a healthy mule? | 20 |
| Like a heap | 11 |
| Like a heartless man of film | 28 |
| Like a heat wave | 16 |
| Like a heavenly pot roast? | 26 |
| Like a heavy favorite | 21 |
| Like a heavy fog | 16 |
| Like a heavy parka | 18 |
| Like a heckling crowd | 21 |
| Like a hedgehog | 15 |
| Like a heliogram | 16 |
| Like a helium balloon | 21 |
| Like a hellkite | 15 |
| Like a hendecagon | 17 |
| Like a Henny Youngman gag | 25 |
| Like a hermit | 13 |
| Like a heroic couplet | 21 |
| Like a hibernal glaze | 21 |
| Like a high mass | 16 |