| 1960 song with the line "Take me by my little hand and go like this" | 78 |
| Fastest ocean liner ever in a transatlantic crossing (3 days, 12 hours, 12 minutes) | 83 |
| Show on which Goldberg now gets to rub Obama's victory in Hasselbeck's face | 83 |
| "Be careful what you say," and a hint to a feature shared by this puzzle's perimeter answers | 106 |
| "A gripping narrative about one folk singer's violent turn against Paul Simon" | 92 |
| TV series whose fourth season had the subtitle "No Corner Left Behind" | 80 |
| "12. I burst into tears after seeing the second to last episode of the fifth season of '___'" | 111 |
| Musical featuring the songs "Tornado Ballet" and "Slide Some Oil to Me" | 91 |
| ''Definitely!'': author Friedman/''Definitely not!'': Columbus | 94 |
| "If Democrats Had Any Brains, ___ Be Republicans" (Ann Coulter book) | 78 |
| "The trouble with political jokes is that ___": Henry Cate VII | 72 |
| What the six puzzle answers graphically represented in this puzzle have in common | 81 |
| Common name for focal dystonia, characterized by the loss of fine motor skills | 78 |
| "___ have to pry the buzzer out of my cold, dead hands"--Ken Jennings | 79 |
| "___ Do It Every Time" (Jimmy Hatlo comic strip that ran from 1929 to 2008) | 85 |
| "And in this perfect weather, we'll find a place together" tune (Chili Peppers) | 93 |
| How the fact that "The Internship" is just an ad for Google is veiled | 79 |
| Classic 1934 novel set in Prohibition-era New York City, with "The" | 77 |
| 1988 Errol Morris documentary about the murder of a police officer, with "The" | 88 |
| Possible description of the number/appearance of the last Favre picture? | 72 |
| Date when the events recounted in "Ode to Billie Joe" took place | 74 |
| "A little bit of ___ get you up" (Mark Knopfler, "Junkie Doll") | 83 |
| "Here's what I'll give you if you'll feed my pet zombie"? | 79 |
| Title for an (as-yet) unmade show about being duped into buying unaffordable real estate | 88 |
| Item that Dr. Seuss's Once-ler knitted from the silk tufts of Truffula trees | 80 |
| What the Once-ler's factory produces in Dr. Seuss's "The Lorax" | 81 |
| Odd-looking but versatile garments the Once-ler manufactures in Dr. Seuss's "The Lorax" | 101 |
| Items that Dr. Seuss's Once-ler knitted from the silk tufts of Truffula Trees | 81 |
| Extremely versatile material the Once-ler manufactures in "The Lorax" | 79 |
| Its ratification was one of the goals of the women's suffrage movement | 74 |
| Musician Dolby who returned in 2011 with "A Map of the Floating City" | 79 |
| His best-known song includes ''Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame'' | 90 |
| "Mighty" superhero in 1987's "Adventures in Babysitting" | 80 |
| God with a weekday named after him who can be found in this puzzle's three grid-spanning entries | 100 |
| God whose chariot was pulled by the goats Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr | 72 |
| "That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest" penner | 75 |
| Heyward, Stone or Nelson, as each signed the Declaration of Independence | 72 |
| "__ who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it": Santayana | 81 |
| Song with the lyric "Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again" | 84 |
| Start of a "grook" (an aphoristic poem) by Danish scientist Piet Hein | 79 |
| Purple-suited superhero whose ring leaves a skull imprint on bad guys that he punches | 85 |
| They require special viewing gadgets, and this puzzle's literal title | 73 |
| With "The," classic novel, each of whose major characters is hiding in a row of this puzzle | 101 |
| It includes a vest ... and what can be found in each set of circles in the long answers | 87 |
| Familiarly, nutritious trio found twice in this puzzle—one trio is hidden in certain corners | 96 |
| Song that bumped the Stones' "Miss You" out of the #1 slot | 72 |
| French Stewart's response when asked to "write a number" in an SNL "Celebrity Jeopardy!" skit | 117 |
| French Stewart's response to the category "Write a Number" in an SNL "Celebrity Jeopardy!" skit | 119 |
| Start of a quip by hockey commentator Don Cherry about his autobiography | 72 |
| "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it ___": Woody Allen | 106 |
| Phrase with synonyms starting this puzzle's eight longest Across answers | 76 |
| What your dog might do after eating his way through your linen closet, after aiming in and missing? | 99 |
| "Travelin' ___" (Dolly Parton song from "Transamerica" that was nominated for an Oscar) | 111 |
| Name for London's subway system and an outdated slang term for television | 77 |
| Day of the wk. the world ends in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" | 85 |
| Springsteen "His body hit the street with such a beautiful ___" | 73 |
| Story of a hero's less-than-successful early years before he got the sword idea? | 84 |
| Where "we can make it if we run," per Bruce Springsteen (1975) | 72 |
| Gland at the base of the neck that produces and "educates" T cells | 76 |
| Pitcher Luis whose 1.60 ERA in 1968 is the lowest single-season mark in the American League since 1919 | 102 |
| Courtney Love wore one on the cover of the "Live Through This" album | 78 |
| One of Joe Theismann's bones infamously broken by Lawrence Taylor on "Monday Night Football" | 106 |
| "A Nervous ___ Motion of the Head to the Left" (Andrew Bird song) | 75 |
| "If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us ___": Mel Brooks | 75 |
| Events in which you pin your victim, go after their sensitive spots, and show no mercy | 86 |
| Three-letter combinations hidden in this puzzle's six other longest answers | 79 |
| Magical beings who deliver orgasms via neckwear-based autoerotic asphyxiation? | 78 |
| Words that fill both blanks in the 1990 Almadovar film "___ Up, ___ Down" | 83 |
| 18th-century Venetian master who painted "Adoration of the Magi" | 74 |
| Wrap right over left, tuck right underneath, pull, pinch right in a loop, wrap left around, push left through hole to create loop, pull loops | 141 |
| "Is a ___ way to spend an evening? Let's kiss and make up" | 72 |
| This animal presumably hunts its prey in the jungle ... correction: the ocean | 77 |
| "We'll taunt you __ you all turn blue": "Spamalot" | 74 |
| Where the ball drops on New Year's Eve ... as depicted literally in four places in this puzzle | 98 |
| Tiny ___, singer of 1968's "Tip-Toe Thru' the Tulips With Me" | 79 |
| ___ O'Hara, Bill Bixby's role on "My Favorite Martian" | 72 |
| He said "Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes youÂ’re tired and most of your balls are missing." | 132 |
| "Men are pigs. It's too bad we own everything, isn't it?" comic | 81 |
| Genghis's 100%-wooden cousin (as screamed in "Lumberjack Trek II")? | 81 |
| Portrayer of Dr. Frank-N-Furter in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" | 76 |
| The Onion: "___ Announces New Version of Magazine Aimed at Adults" | 76 |
| “A great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils”: Berlioz | 77 |
| "I say, old chap, I've sold my last copy of that newsweekly"? | 75 |
| Vacation lodging purchase ... or an arrangement between the two halves of the answer to each starred clue? | 106 |
| Superlative qualifier added to a childish argument in hopes of eliminating any potential for a further retort (of course, anyone who's been involved in a childish argument knows that you can just add | 203 |
| Acme weapon that makes you feel like a kid again (literally), from "Mad as a Mars Hare," 1963 | 103 |
| Pioneering black comedian (whose signature line was "Oh, yeah!"), ___ Rogers | 86 |
| George "Kingfish" Stevens of TV's "Amos 'n' Andy" | 81 |
| "I like to crack jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math" comedienne | 106 |
| She played Appassionata von Climax in Broadway's "Li'l Abner" | 79 |
| Singer with the so-called "hardest-working legs in show business" | 75 |
| One might break off of your plastic fork, and right into the egg salad (goddammit) | 82 |
| Ballplayer Martinez who played in the postseason eight straight years starting in 1995 | 86 |
| Internationally popular comic book character created by Belgian artist Hergé | 79 |
| Film score composer Dimitri with twenty-six Oscar nominations and four wins | 75 |
| Prophet of Thebes, struck blind by Athena when he accidentally saw her bathing | 78 |
| Word repeated in Emily Dickinson's "___ so much joy! ___ so much joy!" | 84 |
| "... __ an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers": "Romeo and Juliet" | 93 |
| "___ not for you to hear what I can speak": "Macbeth" | 73 |
| "... '___ pageant to keep us in false gaze" ("Othello") | 79 |