| The whole nine yards, or a hint about how the starred answers are formed | 72 |
| The word, as suggested by the saying formed by the ends of this puzzle's four longest answers | 97 |
| The works ... or how each set of circled letters in this puzzle is arranged | 75 |
| The world's largest ..., in Anniston, Alabama, boasts fifteen-foot legs | 75 |
| The world's largest ..., in Coleman, Alberta, is used to raise money by the Lions of Coleman | 96 |
| The world's largest ..., in St. Albert, Alberta, does not have a similarly scaled birdie | 92 |
| The world's largest ..., in Wilmot, Ohio, unleashes mechanical Bavarian dancers hourly | 90 |
| The world's largest ..., prepared in Campbellsport, Wisconsin, required four gallons of relish | 98 |
| The zoo's masseuse had to rub the back of one of the gorilla's necks whenever ___ | 89 |
| The ___ (nickname for each season's recurring villain on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer") | 98 |
| The ___ (trophy for the annual test cricket match between England and Australia) | 80 |
| Theater VIP section, as suggested by the answers on this puzzle's edges | 75 |
| Theme #1 (Doo doo doo-doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo-doo DO do-do-do-do-do ...) | 78 |
| Theme #2 (Bu-bu-bu-bum snap snap, bu-bu-bu-bum snap snap, bu-bu-bu-bum, bu-bu-bu-bum, bu-bu-bu-bum), with "the" | 121 |
| Theme #3 (Nahnahnahnah nah-nah nah-nah ... nahnahnahnah nah-hah nah ...) | 72 |
| Theme #4 (Dah dah-dah dah-dah, dah dah dah! Dah dah-dah dah-dah Dat-Dadah!) | 75 |
| Theme answer count, amount of letters in each, word hidden in each, and, when repeated twice, today's date | 110 |
| Then-obscure actor who played a victim in "A Nightmare on Elm Street" (1984) | 86 |
| Then-obscure actor who played a victim in "Friday the 13th" (1980) | 76 |
| Then-obscure actor who played a victim in "The People Under the Stairs" (1991) | 88 |
| Theodore Roosevelt, who was never known as the modest type, is the only U.S. president ever to give an inaugural address ... | 124 |
| Theologian who started the custom of dating events from the birth of Christ | 75 |
| Theoretical terrorist's theoretical threat that we should probably go crazy worrying about | 94 |
| There are eight of these before "baby" in Elvis's "A Big Hunk o' Love" | 98 |
| There are four hidden in this puzzle, which together suggest a familiar five-word saying (3,5,4,2,4) | 100 |
| There are ones named after all the men featured on current U.S. banknotes except Hamilton | 89 |
| There is an important one spelled out by the last characters of this puzzle's clues, starting from the top | 110 |
| There's one at the beginning of each of this puzzle's four theme entries | 80 |
| These occur—symbolically—at this puzzle's six circled "intersections" | 91 |
| They "make children happy by giving them something to ignore" (Ogden Nash) | 84 |
| They come after signatures in snail mail, yet before signatures in e-mail: Abbr. | 80 |
| They fly throughout the U.K. (not to be confused with the American carrier) | 75 |
| They got back together to tour with 98 Degrees and Boyz II Men in 2013, for short | 81 |
| They had knives on Roger Waters' "Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking" | 78 |
| They included Chopin's "Prelude in E Minor," in a film title | 74 |
| They Might Be Giants song with the line "And her voice is a backwards record" | 87 |
| They might have the newspaper Hospodárske Noviny shipped overseas to them | 76 |
| They require special viewing gadgets, and this puzzle's literal title | 73 |
| They were "Grateful" for their hippie following (with "The") | 80 |
| They were invented by 15-year-old Chester Greenwood in the winter of 1873 | 73 |
| They were labeled "Breakfast," "Dinner" and "Supper" | 82 |
| They were once promoted with the slogan "Ivory tips protect your lips" | 80 |
| They're "in flight," according to "Afternoon Delight" | 77 |
| They're found at the ends of this puzzle's three other longest answers | 78 |
| They're gonna do what they do so just turn your head away and hold your palm out | 84 |
| They're not in the in-crowd ... and read differently, what each starred answer has two of | 93 |
| Thing offered every time you go home even though you've been a vegetarian for years now | 91 |
| Thing spread in bed: Abbr. [get the 2013 rate - subscribe to avxwords.com today] | 80 |
| Thing that may appear to be symmetrical but isn't ... like this puzzle's grid | 85 |
| Thing that might be upset ... and what is "upset" in this puzzle's scrambled theme | 96 |
| Things employed to show the passage of time à la "Citizen Kane" | 76 |
| Things that hear "All That Jazz" and "Cell Block Tango"? | 76 |
| Things you know are going to be in former Virginia governor Chuck's recycling? | 82 |
| Third base, in baseball lingo ... or a hint for answering eight other clues in this puzzle | 90 |
| Third baseman Ron posthumously elected to the Hall of Fame in December 2011 | 75 |
| Third-place candidate in the 1920 presidential election who ran his campaign from jail | 86 |
| Third-place presidential candidate of 1920 who ran his campaign from jail | 73 |
| This animal presumably hunts its prey in the jungle ... correction: the ocean | 77 |
| This animal presumably moves about on eight limbs ... correction: four limbs | 76 |
| This animal presumably spends its entire life in a shell ... correction: just the first part of its life | 104 |
| This completed puzzle has 10 of them, each three letters long, reading diagonally | 81 |
| This puzzle's honorees, one of which is spread out in each of the four longest answers | 90 |
| This puzzle's theme, whose first notes are indicated by shaded squares | 74 |
| This puzzle's theme—according to Twain, it's "a good walk spoiled" | 88 |
| This was hanging from the corner of Sugar Ray's girlfriend's four-post bed | 82 |
| This weekend's fridge contents, probably, and what's missing from five long puzzle answers? | 99 |
| This, for example: "Some traffic jam, huh?" "Yeah." "How long we been here?" "Too long!" " 'Rush hour' ... go figure." | 176 |
| Thomas who was "a corsetmaker by trade, a journalist by profession and a propagandist by inclination" | 111 |
| Thoreau's "On Fields ___ Which the Reaper's Hand Has Pass'd" | 82 |
| Three of the first five words of a "Funny Girl" song, or its title | 76 |
| Three words describing the horrible "Dancing Santa" act in the talent show? | 85 |
| Three-letter combinations hidden in this puzzle's six other longest answers | 79 |
| Three-letter designator code for the largest carrier out of Denver Intl. | 72 |
| Three-time All-Star pitcher Johnny who threw the first major league pitch to Jackie Robinson | 92 |
| Thurman who played Ulla in the 2005 version of "The Producers" | 72 |
| Thurman who was a Golden Globe nominee for both "Kill Bill" movies | 76 |
| Thursday: Iggy announces tee schedules for local golf course when assigned format of ... | 88 |
| Tic-Tac-Toe line after using the rare cheat rule that changes one of your opponents squares | 91 |
| Tie-in to another telephone customer, as well as a tie-in to this puzzle's theme | 84 |
| Tigres del ___, Dominican team that has won the Caribbean World Series nine times | 81 |
| Time it takes to get to a human being when calling a call center, seemingly | 75 |
| Time leading up to doing whatever you want (as screamed on "Golf Course Braveheart")? | 95 |
| Time magazine called her "a first responder in the advance guard of style" | 84 |
| Time that little Susie is woken in the 1957 hit "Wake Up Little Susie" | 80 |
| Time-traveling, alien-fighting title dolphin from a Sega video game series | 74 |
| Timepiece that's bound to last forever (and it might as well be free with the deal you're getting!) | 107 |
| Tiny bit (NOTE: The hidden generals in last week's puzzle were: (North) Grant, Sher-idan, Meade, Cus-ter, Burns-ide, Sherman, and Hook-er; and (South) For-rest, Early, Pic-kett, Stu-art, Longs-treet, | 204 |
| Tiny ___, singer of 1968's "Tip-Toe Thru' the Tulips With Me" | 79 |
| Tipper Gore org. that placed "Darling Nikki" and "She Bop" on its Filthy Fifteen list | 105 |
| TIRED OF BREAKING UP! Separated white male, looking for togetherness ... | 72 |
| Title character in an Elvis song who "ain't never caught a rabbit" | 80 |
| Title character portrayer in ''Thing From Another World'' | 73 |
| Title film character who says "Donkey, two things, O.K.? Shut ... up!" | 80 |
| Title for an (as-yet) unmade show about being duped into buying unaffordable real estate | 88 |
| Title for the mascots who appear at the beginning of the starred entries | 72 |
| Title heroine described in the first lines of her novel as "handsome, clever and rich" | 96 |
| Title heroine described in the first sentence of her novel as "handsome, clever and rich" | 99 |
| Title heroine who says "One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other" | 101 |
| Title land that "sounds so sweet with the sun sinking low," in a James Taylor song | 92 |
| Title locale in a Leonard Bernstein song where "life was so cozy" | 75 |