| Subject of the song "Tell Me, Trudy, Who Is Going to Be the Lucky One?" | 81 |
| Subject of the third movement of Respighi's "Fontane di Roma" | 75 |
| Subject that includes women's suffrage and the Equal Rights Amendment | 73 |
| Subscription-based journalism site that bills itself as "the program with nothing to hide" | 100 |
| Substance under Little Cat Z's hat in "The Cat in the Hat Comes Back" | 83 |
| Substance whose synthesis required a "life force," alchemists believed | 80 |
| Successor of Bernadette and Cheryl in the revival of "Annie Get Your Gun" | 83 |
| Sudden reductions in loan availability, and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 77 |
| Sue Ann __, Betty White's role on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" | 75 |
| Suffix with ''president'' or ''proverb'' | 72 |
| Suggestion uttered by Nate Dogg at the end of Dr. Dre's "The Next Episode" (The views and opinions expressed in this answer are not necessarily shared by The Cross Nerd Inc.) | 188 |
| Summer blazer, which can come before the starts of this puzzle's four longest answers | 89 |
| Summer coolers, briefly, and a hint to this puzzle's six longest answers | 76 |
| Summit attendee, and what the first word can be in each answer to a starred clue | 80 |
| Super Bowl in which Miami completed the NFL's only perfect season ever | 74 |
| Super Bowl XXI M.V.P., first to say "I'm going to Disney World!" | 78 |
| Superlative qualifier added to a childish argument in hopes of eliminating any potential for a further retort (of course, anyone who's been involved in a childish argument knows that you can just add | 203 |
| Supermodel host of the version of "Project Runway" shown in Canada | 76 |
| Supermodel who appeared in "Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country" | 77 |
| Supporter of class struggle who also happens to run a Fortune 500 company? | 74 |
| Supposed psychoactive substance outlined in "The Anarchist Cookbook" | 78 |
| Supreme Court justice known for a literalist interpretation of the Bill of Rights | 81 |
| Surname of literary characters Noah, Tom, Al, Rosasharn, Ruthie, and Winfield | 78 |
| Surname of the Beast's head housekeeper (which ended up ironically apt after the curse, I mean, what are the odds?) | 119 |
| Surrealist painter whose best-known painting shows up often in college dorm rooms | 81 |
| Surrealist who avoided the draft by writing the day's date in every space on his induction paperwork | 104 |
| Surviving Milli Vanilli member [avxword.com is home to the best indie xwords - subscribe today] | 95 |
| Susan who filled in for vacationing Bernadette Peters in "Annie Get Your Gun" | 87 |
| Susan who was the original Belle in Broadway's "Beauty and the Beast" | 83 |
| Suspected spy's fashionable garb, in Simon and Garfunkel's "America" | 86 |
| Sutton Foster's role in Broadway's "Young Frankenstein" | 73 |
| Swedish soccer player Sundhage who coached the U.S. women's team to two Olympic golds | 89 |
| Sweet talk that may be subjected to a "don't ask, don't tell" policy? | 87 |
| Swift lyric "And I left my ___ at your sister's house ..." | 72 |
| Swimmer Kristin ___, the first woman to win six gold medals at a single Olympics | 80 |
| Swing both ways, and a literal hint to how four puzzle answers were created | 75 |
| Swiss band with "Oh, Yeah" (as heard in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off") | 91 |
| Swiss mathmetician Daniel whose eponymous principle led to the carburetor and airplane wing | 91 |
| Syllable between "do wah diddy diddy" and "diddy do" | 72 |
| Sylvia Plath poem featuring the line “I know it with my great tap root” | 79 |
| Sylvia Plath poem that begins "I know the bottom, she says. I know it with my great tap root" | 103 |
| Sylvia ___, whom Sinatra once called the "world's greatest saloon singer" | 87 |
| Symbol on the film poster for Eastwood's "Hang 'Em High" | 74 |
| Symphonic ode to a nation by Elgar that includes quotations from "Warszawianka" | 89 |
| Symphony whose second movement is marked "Marcia funebre. Adagio assai" | 81 |
| Synthpop group that won a 1986 Grammy for its version of Mancini's "Peter Gunn" theme | 99 |
| System of a Down "This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like ___ This Song" | 74 |
| T. S. Eliot title character who measures out his life with coffee spoons | 72 |
| T: Ever audit somebody and find they've overpaid? A: __ (Buddy Holly) | 73 |
| Tackle box item turned hair accessory that was one of Yahoo!'s "Worst Trends of 2011" | 99 |
| Taiwanese LPGA star who is the youngest golfer to win five major championships | 78 |
| Take two balloons, hold them side by side, then twist the whole thing in the middle | 83 |
| Talk radio personality with the comedy album "One Sacred Chicken to Go With Anthrax" | 94 |
| Talk show about words like "zeppelin" and "dirigible"? | 74 |
| Talk show host on the current season of "The Celebrity Apprentice" | 76 |
| Talking Heads' "As the days go by, let the water hold me down" song | 81 |
| Talks that may ask "What's it like having a palace in Tatooine"? | 78 |
| Tallinn's St. ___ Church, once said to be the tallest building in Europe | 76 |
| Target of Bill Maher's "New Rule: stop wearing plastic shoes" | 75 |
| Target of criticism in Vincent Bugliosi's 1996 book "Outrage" | 75 |
| Tarzan's order to Cheeta when the wedding bouquets didn't arrive? | 73 |
| Tarzan's response to, "Hey, where do they keep the sugar on this ship?" | 85 |
| Tatum O'Neal's character in "The Bad News Bears," e.g. | 72 |
| Tatyana of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," or a later role for the Fresh Prince himself | 96 |
| Taylor Swift song that contains the line, "Fighting with him was like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there's no right answer" | 150 |
| Teacher's comment that she maybe might write near sentences sort of like this current clue here | 99 |
| Team that finished last out of ten teams in each of its first four seasons | 74 |
| Team that has won the World Series three times while based in three different cities | 84 |
| Team that plays "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" during the seventh inning stretch | 93 |
| Team that staged the infamous Disco Demolition Night, which led to a forfeit | 76 |
| Team whose playing venue appears on the National Register of Historic Places | 76 |
| Team whose stadium was built by seizing private property in Brooklyn via eminent domain | 87 |
| Team Wilt Chamberlain played for when he scored 100 points in a single game | 75 |
| Team with which Yogi Berra and Willie Mays both ended their playing careers | 75 |
| Teammate of Reggie, Rollie, Catfish, and Vida on the 1970s Oakland A's | 74 |
| Teamster leader who was rumored to be buried under the end zone at Giants Stadium | 81 |
| Tech product whose original slogan was "There's no step three!" | 77 |
| Technique used to stop the Gulf of Mexico oil spill ... or an alternate name for this puzzle | 92 |
| Technology at issue in the 1984 Supreme Court case Sony Corp. of America vs. Universal Studios, Inc. | 100 |
| Technology that I guess has outed me as a robot because I always get it wrong | 77 |
| Teen movie franchise whose box set is titled "The Full Reveal" | 72 |
| Temporarily not playing, in baseball lingo (and a hint to this puzzle's theme) | 82 |
| Temporary numeric identifications assigned to a node in an internet network | 75 |
| Tennessee Williams's "The Mutilated" or "Lifeboat Drill" | 80 |
| Tennessee's NCAA women's basketball team (with "Vols") | 72 |
| Tennis player who was the subject of a popular David Foster Wallace essay | 73 |
| Tennyson poem that begins "I waited for the train at Coventry" | 72 |
| Term borrowed from a board game to describe an easy means of escape from a bad situation | 88 |
| Term from astrophysics that describes the stretching of objects in very strong gravitational fields | 99 |
| Terrifying (or at least super irritating) group for anyone who isn't their age, often | 89 |
| Test outcome that once might have classified someone as a "moron" | 75 |
| Test subject #1 perceives 1 as brown, 2 as red, 8 as gray; maybe he works as an ... | 83 |
| Test subject #2 perceives 1 as yellow, 3 as red, 8 as black; maybe she owns a ... | 81 |
| Test subject #4 perceives A and C as blue, B and D as orange, 1 and 2 as red; maybe she rides the ... | 101 |
| Tex-Mex dish with lettuce, tomato, cheese, etc., in a hard tortilla "bowl" | 84 |
| Texas city obsessed with the Permian Panthers in "Friday Night Lights" | 80 |
| Texas city that's the setting for the film "Friday Night Lights" | 78 |
| Texas oil company whose name comes from the Spanish for "treasure" | 76 |
| Text adventure with the classic line "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue." | 105 |
| Texter's "it's a secret" shorthand spelled out by the starts of four puzzle answers | 101 |