| "And that's how it always ends, with me typing up a script for the Three Stooges! ___! Just kidding." | 115 |
| "Hmmmmm ..." [as hinted at by the three groups of black squares in the middle of the grid] | 100 |
| Q: "So, where are all of the LARAs in this puzzle, sweetheart?" A: "___" | 92 |
| Clint Eastwood's love interest in "The Outlaw Josey Wales" (and for 12 years afterward) | 101 |
| "Bronco Billy" co-star (wait, what is SHE doing in this puzzle?) | 74 |
| She said, “Until 1972, no Supreme Court case ever upheld the claim of a woman in a gender discrimination case” | 118 |
| Video game detailing the early years of an anthropomorphic Sega speedster? | 74 |
| Band that eats Peter Frampton's watermelon, in a "Simpsons" episode | 81 |
| One of Shakespeare's begins "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" | 87 |
| Classic 1913 novel called "the tragedy of thousands of young men in England" by its author | 100 |
| Laurel and Hardy film with the line "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!" | 109 |
| Whom Raskolnikov confesses his crime to in "Crime and Punishment" | 75 |
| Inappropriate Neil Diamond single "Girl, You'll Be a Woman ___" | 77 |
| 1937 hit with the lyric "You're like the fragrance of blossoms fair" | 82 |
| Cote d'Ivoire's prime minister Guillaume ___ (hidden in WINDSOR, ONTARIO) | 84 |
| "Oops, accidentally picked out Parcheesi at Toys 'R' Us #___"? | 80 |
| Signal that had only existed for a few years when the RMS Titanic used it | 73 |
| Call hidden in this puzzle's eight longest answers that's apt for May Day? | 82 |
| 1975 #1 hit song with the lyrics "the love you gave me, nothing else can save me" | 91 |
| "I'll send an ___ to the world" (repeated lyric in "Message in a Bottle") | 97 |
| Ballplayer who hit home runs in a record 45 different major league parks | 72 |
| Alejandro ___, Tony Montana's rival drug lord in "Scarface" | 73 |
| "___ Dances" (Josh Groban song played on "The Simpsons") | 76 |
| "No! No! Tzat guy's try to take my drink way but I not finisht!" speaker | 86 |
| "The only reason for time is __ everything doesn't happen at once": Einstein | 90 |
| "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold or cruel, but I am ___": Bill Hicks | 85 |
| "The ___ of a New Machine" (Pulitzer-winning book by Tracy Kidder) | 76 |
| "Or what shall a man give in exchange for his ___?": Mark 8:37 | 72 |
| With “The,” 1929 William Faulkner novel whose title comes from “Macbeth” | 88 |
| The longest word containing only letters from the second half of the alphabet | 77 |
| Constellation seen on the flags of Australia, Samoa and Papua New Guinea | 72 |
| Word for a lefty derived from the orientation of this grid's "diamond" | 84 |
| "Who is Keyser ___?" ("The Usual Suspects" question) | 72 |
| Early vehicle for Joaquin Phoenix, as a Star Wars-obsessed kid spending the summer near Cape Canaveral | 102 |
| Landmark in Elvis Presley's "It Happened at the World's Fair" | 79 |
| Movie character who says "The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of" | 75 |
| Term from astrophysics that describes the stretching of objects in very strong gravitational fields | 99 |
| Villain in "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" | 73 |
| "Weird Al" Yankovic song with the lyric "Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now" | 116 |
| "We eat ham and jam and ___ a lot" ("Knights of the Round Table" lyric) | 91 |
| Feature of this puzzle, and where the theme clues ought to have ended up | 72 |
| '60s song about an insect who "hid / Inside a doggie from Madrid" | 79 |
| Anti-abuse org. [To see the original color version of this puzzle's unusual grid, visit sundaycrosswords.com.] | 115 |
| A synonym for it can be found inside this puzzle's four longest entries | 75 |
| "___ the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you": Hamlet | 73 |
| Pop star who said "The cool thing about being famous is traveling.I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff." | 146 |
| "The primary factor in a successful attack," per Lord Mountbatten | 75 |
| Lowish varieties of "vertical deflection traffic calming devices" | 75 |
| I'm fining you 2000 Flushes after passing the supermarket; in the future, please follow the ___. | 100 |
| "And finally, a copy of the crossword documentary 'Wordplay' to keep that special someone ___!" | 113 |
| I arrived at the crime scene at 9 a.m. The kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Ladey, ___ ... | 85 |
| Body part in a "Wayne's World" joke used to get the other guy to say "What?" | 100 |
| Kind of splint that immobilizes the wrist and thumb while allowing movement of other fingers | 92 |
| First British group since the Beatles to have two albums in the U.S. top 10 at the same time | 92 |
| This animal presumably moves about on eight limbs ... correction: four limbs | 76 |
| Sales person's forte, and a synonym for the ends of this puzzle's three longest entries | 95 |
| Movie with the line "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" | 83 |
| Mock rock band with the albums "Smell The Glove" and "Shark Sandwich" | 89 |
| Band with the albums "Intravenus de Milo," "Shark Sandwich," and "Smell The Glove" | 112 |
| Leonard McCoy: "Why is your tennis serve so darn good?" Spock: "___" | 88 |
| 1945 film mystery starring Dorothy McGuire and Ethel Barrymore (with "The") | 85 |
| Rabbit relatives discovered that multiply by dividing; appropriately, they're called ... | 92 |
| TV character who says "Captain, you almost make me believe in luck" | 77 |
| A "Star Trek" officer and a physician are going to board a plane? | 75 |
| "I Don't Want to ___ the Party" (the B-side of "Eight Days a Week") | 91 |
| Reverend whose name is linked to terms like "Pazz and Jop," and this puzzle's theme answers | 105 |
| "The weight of rages will press hard upon the employer" speaker | 73 |
| "U.S. Presidents by Last Name Length" or "Can you spell Gadaffi?" | 85 |
| What a dieter who was planning to order either a soup or salad might pack for lunch? | 84 |
| Redistributionist's catchphrase ... or a hint to the words formed by the circled letters | 92 |
| Phone company ranked first in msn.com's "Customer Service Hall of Shame" | 86 |
| Springing bounce in tall grasses, as by an animal, to view the surroundings | 75 |
| 1974 spoof with the tagline "Would you buy a used secret from these men?" | 83 |
| Mexican cooking ingredients called "flores de calabaza" in Spanish | 76 |
| Economic term named the 2011 Word of the Year by the Oxford English Dictionary...and a description of 6 squares in this puzzle | 126 |
| “Still, I’m imparting loads of useful information that I hope they’ll ___...” | 93 |
| "For realz" [the American Values Club puzzle is at avxwords.com] | 74 |
| Rank of Barry Sadler, the singer of "The Ballad of the Green Berets": Abbr. | 85 |
| Until June 25, 2011, its first three digits had geographical significance: Abbr. | 80 |
| John David Sweeney, Jr. was issued the first one (FWIW it was 055-09-0001) | 74 |
| Identification that John David Sweeney, Jr. was the first to receive: Abbr. | 75 |
| "Make sure the ___ above and on line 6c are correct" (Form 1040 instruction) | 86 |
| Warning from the critters that appear to be slithering through the grid? | 72 |
| Old draft agcy. [AVXwords.com has the freshest weekly crosswords - sign up today] | 81 |
| Record label whose first release was Black Flag's "Nervous Breakdown" | 83 |
| David Bowie single with the lyric "If we can sparkle he may land tonight" | 83 |
| Actress Keanan of "My Two Dads" (who now spells her name with a Y, apparently) | 88 |
| Longtime coach of the University of Chicago who was a charter member of the College Football Hall of Fame | 105 |
| "We passed upon the ___, we spoke of was and when" Bowie/Nirvana | 74 |
| "For an avid philatelist like me, sorting envelopes is thrilling - I might spot a ___!" | 97 |
| New releases that honor the four baseball greats featured in this puzzle | 72 |
| Word fragment repeated by Herman Cain when discussing foreign policy in October | 79 |
| "South Park" boy who's always crying "Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" | 92 |
| 1986 movie based on the Stephen King novella "The Body" ... and this puzzle's theme | 97 |
| Comedian on the "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" album cover | 81 |
| Pitcher Mike who got the win in the first and last games of the 2000 World Series | 81 |
| Secluded room that makes you flash and become temporarily invincible, a la Super Mario Bros.? | 93 |
| Result of an Oscar nominee's disappearance at an awards ceremony? [releases of 1968, 1982 and 1982] | 104 |
| Biker club for Jewish guys? (This one's real; their shirts say, is hog is kosher") | 91 |
| Subject of James Carville's "... And the Horse He Rode In On" | 75 |