| Arcade game in which characters can pass through tunnels to get to the other side of the screen | 95 |
| Discussion group, and a word that can follow the ends of this puzzle's five longest answers | 95 |
| He's #1 on baseball's all-time list of games played ahead of Carl, Hank, Rickey, and Ty | 95 |
| "They don't scurry when something bigger comes their way," according to Pearl Jam | 95 |
| 1965 R&B #1 song with the repeated lyric "Can't you see that I'm lonely?" | 95 |
| "The ostrich roams the great ___. / Its mouth is wide, its neck is narra": Ogden Nash | 95 |
| "Tore open the shutters and threw up the ___" ("A Visit from St. Nicholas") | 95 |
| Like the order of the letters in the first words of the starred entries, before being shaken up | 95 |
| Author who wrote "One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other" | 95 |
| Dancer Ailey, in his upstate New York home (as screamed on "Chipmunk Day Afternoon")? | 95 |
| "If man makes himself ___ he must not complain when he is trodden on" (Immanuel Kant) | 95 |
| "The Breakfast Club" actress cuts through the nonsense to portray a chain of casinos? | 95 |
| Indie band with the classic album "If You're Feeling Sinister" (with sword drawn) | 95 |
| Meat that everyone thinks is rotten but then it turns out to be some of the best barbecue ever? | 95 |
| "I am on a drug. It's called ___." (And source of the quotes used in this puzzle) | 95 |
| We assume they ate my grandparents' cat that disappeared in San Diego like twenty years ago | 95 |
| Service run by the band They Might Be Giants that was nothing more than their answering machine | 95 |
| Bullfighter who's the subject of the book "Or I'll Dress You in the Mourning" | 95 |
| It's made with bread at the bottom, bananas and fish in the middle, and potato chips on top | 95 |
| Time leading up to doing whatever you want (as screamed on "Golf Course Braveheart")? | 95 |
| Family doctor's specialty, or the short-term experience you'll get solving this puzzle? | 95 |
| Tony Nelson: "What's another word for 'toilet'?" Jeannie: "___" | 95 |
| Lame alternative to "Couldn't be bothered with writing that five paragraph essay" | 95 |
| 1,000,000 in the phrase "When I win a million dollars" is an example of an ___ number | 95 |
| 1994 multi-Golden Raspberry-nominated film that lost in all categories to "Showgirls" | 95 |
| MTV reality show that controversially uses the terms "Guido" and "Guidette" | 95 |
| Son of a 1970s president, or host of the weekend edition of "Today" in the late 1990s | 95 |
| Mathematician and philosopher who coined the phrase "the best of all possible worlds" | 95 |
| Word that could mean “become too small to see” or “similar to a family vehicle” | 95 |
| Unit used to jokingly describe celery, since it requires more energy to eat it than it contains | 95 |
| Rapper who was the first artist to have seven singles on the Billboard Hot 100 at the same time | 95 |
| “And I could barely keep my eyes open in Economics, where the topic of the day was ___” | 95 |
| Knock-off board game suffix found after "Dino," "Dog," or "Ocean" | 95 |
| After "The," 1970 John Jay Osborn Jr. novel or the movie or TV series adapted from it | 95 |
| What Roscoe Orman of "Sesame Street" played in 1974's "Willie Dynamite" | 95 |
| It put out the first crossword book in 1924 (and soon changed its name to Simon & Schuster) | 95 |
| "The Powerfully Effective, Take It Only When You Need It, Sinus and Allergy Medicine" | 95 |
| Reviewer on "The Road to Wellville": "I got whiplash from the runaway plot" | 95 |
| "Little" barnyard bird with an alliterative name in a classic Willie Dixon blues song | 95 |
| Accidental portmanteau from Sarah Palin that made a few "2010 Word of the Year" lists | 95 |
| It's more of a privilege, really, in countries like Canada that have fairly strict gun laws | 95 |
| ___ Octubre (nickname of Orlando Hernández after he went 8-0 to start his postseason career) | 95 |
| Defensive fencing positions in which the top of the blade is pointed at the opponent's knee | 95 |
| [*cross out* Children's song] Ignore the rest of the lunch I brought and just eat the fish? | 95 |
| Sales person's forte, and a synonym for the ends of this puzzle's three longest entries | 95 |
| "Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves," in Alcoholics Anonymous | 95 |
| Composer threatened with arrest in 1940 for adding a major seventh chord to the national anthem | 95 |
| Source of illumination Harold Edgerton used for photographs of milk drops and bursting balloons | 95 |
| Vocally versatile, cruciverbally useful singer Yma who would have turned eighty-seven this week | 95 |
| ___ Arthur (British psych rock band named after a Pink Floyd member and a bad Herman Hesse pun) | 95 |
| Posthumous John Donne poem that includes "It suck'd me first, and now sucks thee" | 95 |
| Fictional band who sang "Can't Buy Me Lunch" and "All You Need Is Cash" | 95 |
| "If you don't meet my demands within 24 hours, I'll blow up a Russian river"? | 95 |
| Only sch. to win both the menÂ’s and womenÂ’s N.C.A.A. basketball titles in the same year | 95 |
| Org. with the ad slogan "It's not science fiction. It's what we do every day" | 95 |
| Only person to garner Oscar nominations for producer, director, writer, and actor for two films | 95 |
| Someone who isn't going to have a Four Loko and salvia cocktail before planking, obviously! | 95 |
| Indie rock band that played the Velvet Underground in 1996's "I Shot Andy Warhol" | 95 |
| Tatyana of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," or a later role for the Fresh Prince himself | 96 |
| "Where the bold saguaros raise their arms on high," according to its alma mater: Abbr. | 96 |
| Invention a British parliamentarian claimed in 1903 would not lead to a decline in riding horses | 96 |
| Palindromic girl's name that ranked among the 10 most popular in each of the past five years | 96 |
| Run in the wash[To fully understand this week's and last week's puzzles, SEE NOTE ABOVE] | 96 |
| Groop of policemen that's jssss gonna 'rest this guy fore grabbin' 'nother pint? | 96 |
| "And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout" is its penultimate line | 96 |
| Villa-Lobos's "Bachianas Brasileiras No. 5" is scored for voice and eight of these | 96 |
| 1983 comedy with the tagline "When these guys hit the street, guess what hits the fan" | 96 |
| Radio studio feature, and what each of this puzzle's four other longest answers literally is | 96 |
| Title heroine described in the first lines of her novel as "handsome, clever and rich" | 96 |
| R&B group with the 1963 chart-topper "Easier Said Than Done," with "the" | 96 |
| "Hamlet" character who says, "These words, like daggers, enter in mine ears" | 96 |
| He purportedly said "Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me" | 96 |
| Character in the comic strip "Garfield," "Hi and Lois," or "Nancy" | 96 |
| "Winning ___ everything, it's the only thing" (quote attributed to Vince Lombardi) | 96 |
| Poe poem that ends "From grief and groan to a golden throne beside the King of Heaven" | 96 |
| "The American ___" (Carelton Mabee biography of Samuel F.B. Morse that won a Pulitzer) | 96 |
| "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from ___": Arthur C. Clarke | 96 |
| "Never trust a woman who wears ___" (line from "The Picture of Dorian Gray") | 96 |
| "Love is the only force capable of turning an enemy into a friend" speaker, familiarly | 96 |
| Whacked "Godfather" character Greene who was shot in the right eye through his glasses | 96 |
| It doesn't convey ferocious fuel-burning action, action, action! when it's regular-sized | 96 |
| "The Remorse of ___ After the Murder of His Mother" (John William Waterhouse painting) | 96 |
| HBO's "Inside the __" (and hidden theme in this puzzle's four longest answers) | 96 |
| "(That's it,) p(al, you've lo)s(t) y(our) ch(ance to watch anything tonight)!" | 96 |
| Calle ___ (main drag in Miami's "Little Havana," literally "8th Street") | 96 |
| Small bills [alas, Ink Well ends 6/25/14 - sign up at avxword.com to get similar weekly puzzles] | 96 |
| Performance Artist who planted her "Wish Tree" in Peggy Guggenheim's Venice museum | 96 |
| "...do not know how to kiss, ___ would kiss you" ("For Whom the Bell Tolls") | 96 |
| Only Rose, Aaron, Musial, Mays, Bonds, and Yount have played more National League games than him | 96 |
| "They tried to make me go to ___, I said, 'no, no, no'" (Amy Winehouse lyrics) | 96 |
| Annual solving competition held in Brooklyn, briefly ... and a hint to nine squares in this grid | 96 |
| "Mom put her headphones on and started listening to an audiobook of '___' ..." | 96 |
| Picking the right brown pigment is like playing the lottery -- you've just got to choose ___ | 96 |
| Thing that might be upset ... and what is "upset" in this puzzle's scrambled theme | 96 |
| "___ Bobs Her Hair" (F. Scott Fitzgerald story from "Tales of the Jazz Age") | 96 |
| City where, in a letter from jail, King asserted "a moral duty to disobey unjust laws" | 96 |
| Dodger who threw the pitch Bobby Thomson hit for the "shot heard 'round the world" | 96 |
| "It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like help?" character in MS Word | 96 |
| Arrest a mako in an African river? (and three words that can follow WHITE and BLUE, but not RED) | 96 |
| Film character who says "I hate everything you say, but not enough to kill you for it" | 96 |