| "___ let us in, knows where we've been" ("Octopus's Garden" lyric) | 94 |
| "A Buddhist walks up to a ___ stand and says, 'Make me one with everything'" | 94 |
| "An invasion of armies can be resisted; an invasion of ___ cannot be resisted": Hugo | 94 |
| 1967 hit with the repeated lyric "Yes I am / And I can't help / But love you so" | 94 |
| Talk radio personality with the comedy album "One Sacred Chicken to Go With Anthrax" | 94 |
| Poem with the lines "Nobody'll dare / Say to me, / 'Eat in the kitchen'" | 94 |
| He wrote "There was an old man of Thermopylae / Who never did anything properly ..." | 94 |
| Lead singer of the band whose name is derived from a "Barbarella" villain's name | 94 |
| Simpson's episode "___ First Word" (featuring Liz Taylor as the voice of Maggie) | 94 |
| Bill who said of his TV monologues "It's all been satirized for your protection" | 94 |
| Jets legend who drunkenly hit on ESPN sideline reporter Suzy Kolber during a live TV interview | 94 |
| Poet who wrote, about children, "And if they are popular / The phone they monopular" | 94 |
| TV series that originally had the redundant "Navy" in its title for the first season | 94 |
| Film in which the title character says "I don't permit the suffering—you do" | 94 |
| Classic 1977 song with the repeated line "Let's get together and feel all right" | 94 |
| Musician who's probably going to end up in your grid when you've got 33 3-letter words | 94 |
| Song played at the 1920 Olympics when music for the Italian national anthem could not be found | 94 |
| Different kinds of them are split (but not in an embarrassing way) in the four starred answers | 94 |
| "Norma ___" (cinematic union organizer whose inspiration died on September 11, 2009) | 94 |
| "Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known you to have a handkerchief" speaker | 94 |
| Twins player with the team's all-time highest single-season batting average (.388 in 1977) | 94 |
| Mnemonic that figures into each theme entry's "color shift" (from top to bottom) | 94 |
| "I couldn't unfasten her ___ belt" ("No Particular Place to Go" lyric) | 94 |
| George W. Bush, as a managing general partner of baseballÂ’s Texas Rangers, traded away ... | 94 |
| "In fair Verona, where we lay our ___" (second line of "Romeo and Juliet") | 94 |
| "He ... vas ... my ... boyfriend!" from "Young Frankenstein," for example? | 94 |
| He said "In America, anybody can be president; that's one of the risks you take" | 94 |
| Campus radio log, Monday: Iggy airs cubic-zirconia infomercial in response to requests for ... | 94 |
| What I wanted for myself, but couldn't get to work properly...then received in front of me | 94 |
| Sir Mix-a-Lot anthem with the line "...don't want none unless you got buns, hon" | 94 |
| Word fragment repeated multiple times by Herman Cain when discussing foreign policy in October | 94 |
| U.S. stealth bomber (usually written with a numeral, but how about a little creative license?) | 94 |
| Reynolds' impressions of an MTV dimwit (or a cosmetics ad interrupted by a rental car ad)? | 94 |
| "I'm strongly thinking about moving to Iowa, how will I secure a place to live?" | 94 |
| The only recipient of Sports Illustrated's "Sportswoman of the Year" (from 1976) | 94 |
| Jerome who played Miles Archer, Sam's ill-fated partner, in "The Maltese Falcon" | 94 |
| What the plastic surgeon created after I asked to look like a "City Slickers" actor? | 94 |
| Science fiction classic to which the Harry Potter series bears more than a passing resemblance | 94 |
| Oxford American Dictionary's 2012 word of the year, and the key to this puzzle's theme | 94 |
| Position held by Dirk Kempthorne before becoming George W. Bush's final interior secretary | 94 |
| Diamond gambit, or a hint to a different concealed word found in each answer to a starred clue | 94 |
| Reality TV show won by Cris Judd and Lou Diamond Phillips in its first two seasons, familiarly | 94 |
| Start of a Bob Dole quip on how he fared the night after losing the 1988 New Hampshire primary | 94 |
| Word or phrase that has no repeated letters (every answer in this puzzle is an example of one) | 94 |
| Counterculture author who wrote about and drove the psychedelic "Furthur" school bus | 94 |
| "A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead" author | 94 |
| What's been deposited in four squares of this puzzle, expressed both by name and by symbol | 94 |
| Artwork using both paint and collage, e.g. ... and a hint to this puzzle's circled letters | 94 |
| Rhyming phrase that highlights one of the benefits of having sex with full-figured individuals | 94 |
| What happened, perhaps, after "Tower Heist" failed to be nominated for Best Picture? | 94 |
| Russian peasants (and the highest-scoring opening word in Scrabble--it's worth 128 points) | 94 |
| Biography by James Fenimore Cooper with the alternate title "A Life Before the Mast" | 94 |
| William Cullen Bryant poem that begins "Yet one smile more, departing, distant sun!" | 94 |
| Subject of a children's song associated with the vowels in the answer to each starred clue | 94 |
| "The one and only true love ___ least it seems" (CeCe Peniston, "Finally") | 94 |
| 124 minutes of Donald Sutherland and Mary Tyler Moore doing nothing to distinguish themselves? | 94 |
| Fortuitous point in the Showcase Showdown to land on $1.00, on "The Price Is Right"? | 94 |
| German mathematician Bernhard whose eponymous hypothesis is one of the great unsolved problems | 94 |
| Company with the slogans "It's thinking" and "Up to 6 billion players" | 94 |
| Woman who said "Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father" | 94 |
| Best-selling novelist about whom Gore Vidal said "She doesn't write, she types!" | 94 |
| ''Definitely!'': author Friedman/''Definitely not!'': Columbus | 94 |
| Wart-covered and hungry for flies or, alternately, have a meeting about one of Jon's pets? | 94 |
| What best-selling 2004 young adult novel was written entirely in the form of instant messages? | 94 |
| Mr. Peabody's aptly named time machine, as the creators of Rocky and Bullwinkle spelled it | 94 |
| Theoretical terrorist's theoretical threat that we should probably go crazy worrying about | 94 |
| Soap introduced with the slogan "For the first time in your life, feel really clean" | 94 |
| Playwright Edward who said "Creativity is magic ... don't examine it too closely" | 95 |
| Colts fullback Alan who famously scored the winning touchdown in the 1958 NFL championship game | 95 |
| "The Simpsons" character whose favorite baseball squadron is the "Nye Mets" | 95 |
| "___ begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome" (Andre Gide) | 95 |
| Song by the Who with the lyric "Just one word from her and my troubles are long gone" | 95 |
| Charles Gounod piece based on the first prelude of Bach's "Well-Tempered Clavier" | 95 |
| Only person to have the #1 movie, #1 album and #1-rated late-night TV show all in the same week | 95 |
| Kentucky town with a college and a cornbread festival ... Christ, Wikipedia yields shitty clues | 95 |
| Ian's role in "The Fellowship of the Ring" and "The Return of the King" | 95 |
| Recipient of all of Dale Cooper's tape-recorded messages on TV's "Twin Peaks" | 95 |
| "___ Mak'er" (Zeppelin title that's a transliteration of "Jamaica") | 95 |
| "... when I am king, claim thou of me / The ___ of Hereford": "Richard III" | 95 |
| "FDA Official: 'Just ___ Goddamn Vegetable'" ("The Onion" headline) | 95 |
| He was "the Ugly" opposite Clint's "Good" and Lee's "Bad" | 95 |
| "riverrun, past ___ and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay": James Joyce | 95 |
| Surviving Milli Vanilli member [avxword.com is home to the best indie xwords - subscribe today] | 95 |
| Word that goes after the start of and before the end of the five longest answers in this puzzle | 95 |
| Screenwriting Oscar winner for "To Kill a Mockingbird" and "Tender Mercies" | 95 |
| "Shallow End of the ___ Pool" (Emily Kaitz song covered by the Austin Lounge Lizards) | 95 |
| Vaudeville comic brother who was part of the United States Croquet Hall of Fame inaugural class | 95 |
| Poet whose last words were "Of course [God] will forgive me; that's his business" | 95 |
| Disrespectful roommate's reply to an inquiry about that last slice of pizza you were saving | 95 |
| "___ No Longer Permitted To Use Word 'Eat' In Advertisements": Onion headline | 95 |
| Miller beer that "tastes great" and is "less filling," according to its ads | 95 |
| "The ___ is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon" (Monty Python) | 95 |
| Broadway title character whose "special fascination'll prove to be inspirational" | 95 |
| Singer of the 1993 No. 1 hit "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" | 95 |
| Inventor whose name is spelled out by the horizontal lines of special characters in this puzzle | 95 |
| Word before "rain," "heat" and "gloom of night" in a postal creed | 95 |
| Band who appeared on "The Simpsons" in the episode "New Kids on the Blecch" | 95 |
| Source of the title material in "Weird Al" Yankovic's "The White Stuff" | 95 |
| Mary whose short story "The Wisdom of Eve" was the basis of "All About Eve" | 95 |
| "Al ___ Lado Del RÃo" (Oscar-winning song from "The Motorcycle Diaries") | 95 |