| How deadpan jokes are delivered | 31 |
| How debits appear | 17 |
| How decisions shouldn't be made | 35 |
| How degrees are sometimes awarded | 33 |
| How deli meat may be served | 27 |
| How Dennis Eckersley pitched | 28 |
| How depositions might be recorded | 33 |
| How Desi kept track of his daughter? | 36 |
| How detectives may get info | 27 |
| How diagrams depict things | 26 |
| How diaries are written | 23 |
| How diatribes are delivered | 27 |
| How dictation is given | 22 |
| How did problems affect Ethel? | 30 |
| How did the mathematician describe a Sicilian pizza? | 52 |
| How dieters feel | 16 |
| How Dino greets Fred | 20 |
| How disgusting! | 15 |
| How dishes are often sold | 25 |
| How distances to ballpark fences are measured | 45 |
| How dividends might be distributed | 34 |
| How do surgeons acquire wealth? | 31 |
| How do you accept rejection? | 28 |
| How do you contact Tarkington? | 30 |
| How do you shut up a turkey? | 28 |
| How documents are signed | 24 |
| How does "no" describe some baseball caps? | 52 |
| How does that change the gardener's plans? | 46 |
| How does your garden grow? | 26 |
| How dogs chase their tails | 26 |
| How dogs kiss | 13 |
| How doodles are drawn | 21 |
| How doodles are usually drawn | 29 |
| How doughnuts are prepared | 26 |
| How doves come | 14 |
| How Dr. Seuss is often read | 27 |
| How Dracula came | 16 |
| How draft dodgers didn't want to be classified | 50 |
| How dreadful! | 13 |
| How dreams come, in your dreams? | 32 |
| How Drescher speaks | 19 |
| How driftwood may end up | 24 |
| How drivers get to work | 23 |
| How droopy pants fit | 20 |
| How drunks drink | 16 |
| How duelists begin | 18 |
| How dumb things may be done | 27 |
| How earls should behave? | 24 |
| How easy something might be | 27 |
| How easy things might be | 24 |
| How eaves feel after a storm? | 29 |
| How eccentrics behave | 21 |
| How ecdysiasts finish their act | 31 |
| How Eddie Vedder flows | 22 |
| How elated people walk | 22 |
| How electricians pay? | 21 |
| How Elvis signed his middle name | 32 |
| How encores are given | 21 |
| How English text reads | 22 |
| How ER doctors give orders | 26 |
| How every letter to The Economist begins | 40 |
| How every Santa should look? | 28 |
| How everyone grows | 18 |
| How exes live | 13 |
| How expensive goods may be bought | 33 |
| How experts work | 16 |
| How fainéants spend time | 27 |
| How fame comes, sometimes | 25 |
| How famous people are known | 27 |
| How fans cheer | 14 |
| How fans may go | 15 |
| How far dictionaries go | 23 |
| How far The Who can see | 23 |
| How far to count when angry | 27 |
| How farm kids are raised | 24 |
| How fast one can play 18 holes? | 31 |
| How fast-talkers talk | 21 |
| How father knows | 16 |
| How Felix Unger does things | 27 |
| How fewer and fewer albums are released | 39 |
| How films are often sold | 24 |
| How films are released to home video | 36 |
| How fish is packed | 18 |
| How fish may be packed | 22 |
| How flags hang on windless days | 31 |
| How flamingos often stand | 25 |
| How flawed goods are sold | 25 |
| How fleers flee | 15 |
| How flies are attracted to a Venus's flytrap | 48 |
| How flirts may play | 19 |
| How food is often sautéed | 28 |
| How food may be ordered at a restaurant | 39 |
| How food may be seasoned | 24 |
| How foolish things might be done | 32 |
| How football players often end up after a play | 46 |
| How football's Jerry was addressed as a boy? | 48 |
| How form-fitting clothes fit | 28 |
| How fractions may be stated | 27 |
| How Frank speaks? | 17 |
| How freelance work is done | 26 |