| Like volcanoes | 14 |
| Like Voldemort | 14 |
| Like volunteer work | 19 |
| Like vows | 9 |
| Like Vulcan ears | 16 |
| Like vulgar humor | 17 |
| Like vulgar videos at your day job, for short | 45 |
| Like W. C. Fields's nose | 28 |
| Like W. C. Fields's voice | 29 |
| Like wading areas | 17 |
| Like Wagner's output | 24 |
| Like wags | 9 |
| Like waifs | 10 |
| Like waiters, often | 19 |
| Like waitresses: Abbr. | 22 |
| Like Waldorf salad apples | 25 |
| Like wall phones | 16 |
| Like Wall St. on a Sunday | 25 |
| Like wallflowers | 16 |
| Like wallpapered walls | 22 |
| Like Walter Mitty | 17 |
| Like Walter White | 17 |
| Like waltzers | 13 |
| Like Warbucks | 13 |
| Like warehouse goods | 20 |
| Like Warhol's art | 21 |
| Like warm months, in oyster folklore | 36 |
| Like Warner Bros. Tunes | 23 |
| Like Warner Brothers Tunes | 26 |
| Like Warsaw 40 years ago | 24 |
| Like wartime messages | 21 |
| Like wash-and-wear clothing | 27 |
| Like washer water | 17 |
| Like washing machine water, often | 33 |
| Like wasps' nests | 21 |
| Like wasted milk in Westminster | 31 |
| Like wastelands | 15 |
| Like watches with dials | 23 |
| Like watchful eyes | 18 |
| Like water and most diet drinks | 31 |
| Like water at 212° Fahrenheit | 32 |
| Like water from a well | 22 |
| Like water in a Jacuzzi | 23 |
| Like water in a moving tank | 27 |
| Like water in the basement, after some leaks | 44 |
| Like water in the desert | 24 |
| Like water molecules | 20 |
| Like water or paint that won't give you brain damage | 56 |
| Like water or wind | 18 |
| Like water under the bridge | 27 |
| Like water, at most diners | 26 |
| Like watered-down whiskey | 25 |
| Like Waterford crystal | 22 |
| Like Watergate | 14 |
| Like Watergate-era Washington | 29 |
| Like watermelons | 16 |
| Like watery coffee | 18 |
| Like watery eyes | 16 |
| Like Watteau's art | 22 |
| Like wave or treatment | 22 |
| Like waves along the shoreline | 30 |
| Like waves of grain | 19 |
| Like waves on a shore | 21 |
| Like waves on a shoreline | 25 |
| Like wax museum figures | 23 |
| Like way cooler | 15 |
| Like Wayne Manor | 16 |
| Like Wayne's grit | 21 |
| Like wds. after "la," in La Mancha | 44 |
| Like weak coffee | 16 |
| Like weak female nonagenarians | 30 |
| Like weak handshakes | 20 |
| Like weak soup | 14 |
| Like weakly offered excuses | 27 |
| Like wealthy landowners | 23 |
| Like wearing a seat belt, e.g. | 30 |
| Like wearing socks on your hands | 32 |
| Like weather that makes hair frizz | 34 |
| Like weather without clouds | 27 |
| Like webs | 9 |
| Like Webster's work | 23 |
| Like wedding attendees, often | 29 |
| Like wedding cakes | 18 |
| Like wee 'uns | 17 |
| Like wee-hours movies | 21 |
| Like wee-hours TV shows | 23 |
| Like wee-uns | 12 |
| Like weedy gardens | 18 |
| Like week-old bread | 19 |
| Like week-old bread, possibly | 29 |
| Like week-old doughnuts | 23 |
| Like weightless situations in space, briefly | 44 |
| Like weightless situations in space, for short | 46 |
| Like weightlifters | 18 |
| Like Weird Al songs | 19 |
| Like well water | 15 |
| Like well-attended concerts: Abbr. | 34 |
| Like well-behaved clerics? | 26 |
| Like well-cared-for lawns | 25 |
| Like well-cooked bacon | 22 |