| He fiddled while Rome burned | 28 |
| He fiddled infamously | 21 |
| He fiddled | 10 |
| He felled an Usher | 18 |
| He fell into the Aegean Sea | 27 |
| He fell in love with a fire hydrant on "Sesame Street" | 64 |
| He fell dead after lying to Peter | 33 |
| He fell before Dwight's might | 33 |
| He fell at the Alamo | 20 |
| He feels remorse | 16 |
| He feels contempt | 17 |
| He feeds feasters for a fee | 27 |
| He fears strangers | 18 |
| He favored the Trojans | 22 |
| He fathered analytical geometry | 31 |
| He famously painted a perfect circle | 36 |
| He famously liked Life cereal | 29 |
| He famously asked "Why didn't you burn the tapes?" | 64 |
| He fails to pass the bar | 24 |
| He failed twice against DDE | 27 |
| He eyes with sighs | 18 |
| He exposed Janet onstage | 24 |
| He expiates | 11 |
| He exists to be found | 21 |
| He exiled Khan to the planet Ceti Alpha V | 41 |
| He exhorts | 10 |
| He eventually blows up Zorak | 28 |
| He eulogized Julius | 19 |
| He established the Ethical Culture Society | 42 |
| He eschews pews | 15 |
| He escaped incineration | 23 |
| He equated mass to energy | 25 |
| He envisions all our tomorrows | 30 |
| He entered the ring to ''Pomp and Circumstance'' | 64 |
| He enjoyed march madness | 24 |
| He edged TED in 1948 | 20 |
| He edged TED in '48 | 23 |
| He edged Couples and Duval to win the 1998 Masters | 50 |
| He eats mushrooms to grow larger | 32 |
| He earns his pay at Shea | 24 |
| He dyes to live | 15 |
| He dyes for a living | 20 |
| He duped Othello | 16 |
| He duetted with Costello on 1998's "Painted from Memory" | 70 |
| He dueled Hamilton | 18 |
| He drummed up ''Help!'' | 39 |
| He drove the serpents from Ireland, in legend | 45 |
| He drove the Moors from Spain | 29 |
| He drove Miss Daisy | 19 |
| He drives guys home a lot | 25 |
| He drives Bart to Springfield Elementary | 40 |
| He drew the impossible | 22 |
| He drew laughs from his "Well!" | 41 |
| He drew Joe Palooka | 19 |
| He drew and engraved at age 90 | 30 |
| He dreamt about a ladder | 24 |
| He dreamed up Perry and Della | 29 |
| He doubted God's ability to bring water out of a rock | 57 |
| He don't like rackin' frackin' varmints | 51 |
| He don't care, according to one Internet meme | 49 |
| He doesn't play for pay | 27 |
| He doesn't like company | 27 |
| He doesn't get out much | 27 |
| He doesn't do much | 22 |
| He doesn't do anything | 26 |
| He doesn't deserve the fair | 31 |
| He does Windows | 15 |
| He does the write thing | 23 |
| He does some shuffling | 22 |
| He does safe work | 17 |
| He does odd jobs | 16 |
| He does lines | 13 |
| He does it all for ewe | 22 |
| He does intros | 14 |
| He does give a hoot | 19 |
| He does a stand-up job | 22 |
| He disturbs the peace | 21 |
| He discusses divine providence in Job | 37 |
| He discovered X-rays | 20 |
| He discovered the Amazon | 24 |
| He discovered Greenland | 23 |
| He disappeared with Earhart | 27 |
| He directed Suraj in "Life of Pi" | 43 |
| He directed Redd in "Cotton Comes to Harlem" | 54 |
| He directed Neve in "Scream" | 38 |
| He directed Minnelli in "Cabaret" | 43 |
| He directed Marlon in "On the Waterfront" | 51 |
| He directed Marlon in '54 | 29 |
| He directed Marlon | 18 |
| He directed Heath and Jake in "Brokeback Mountain" | 60 |
| He directed Heath and Jake | 26 |
| He directed Gene in "Laura" | 37 |
| He directed Gene in ''Laura'' | 45 |
| He directed Eastwood in the 1960s | 33 |
| He directed Eastwood in the "Man with No Name" trilogy | 64 |
| He directed DiCaprio in "Inception" | 45 |
| He directed Charlton twice | 26 |
| He directed Charlton in "Touch of Evil" | 49 |
| He directed Bela Lugosi in "Bride of the Monster" | 59 |
| He directed a 2012 movie about Abraham | 38 |