| Like psychopaths, say | 21 |
| Like pterodactyls | 17 |
| Like Ptolemy's universe | 27 |
| Like public bathrooms in New York City | 38 |
| Like Puck | 9 |
| Like pueblos | 12 |
| Like puff pastry | 16 |
| Like pull-quotes | 16 |
| Like pulp fiction | 17 |
| Like pulp fiction's world | 29 |
| Like pulp magazine details | 26 |
| Like pumice | 11 |
| Like pumice: Var. | 17 |
| Like pumpkins and traffic cones | 31 |
| Like pumps | 10 |
| Like punch? | 11 |
| Like punches that pack a wallop | 31 |
| Like pungent cheese | 19 |
| Like punkies, vis-Ã -vis fleas | 32 |
| Like puns among all forms of humor, it's said | 49 |
| Like pupils that are too small | 30 |
| Like puppies | 12 |
| Like puppies and kittens | 24 |
| Like puppy mills, to many | 25 |
| Like pure energy | 16 |
| Like pure gold | 14 |
| Like purple hair | 16 |
| Like pushovers | 14 |
| Like putti | 10 |
| Like putty in one's hands, maybe | 36 |
| Like putty in one's hands? | 30 |
| Like Qaddafi | 12 |
| Like quaint streets, perhaps | 28 |
| Like quakes of magnitude 2.0 or less | 36 |
| Like quaking aspen leaves | 25 |
| Like quality balsamic vinegar | 29 |
| Like quality beef | 17 |
| Like quarks | 11 |
| Like Quasimodo | 14 |
| Like Queen Elizabeth's hair (4) | 35 |
| Like Quentin Tarantino films | 28 |
| Like questions of what is knowable | 34 |
| Like quiche | 11 |
| Like quiche or custard | 22 |
| Like quiches and frittatas | 26 |
| Like quidnuncs | 14 |
| Like quilts | 11 |
| Like R versus PG-13 | 19 |
| Like R. L. Stine stories | 24 |
| Like R.L. Stine stories | 23 |
| Like R.W. of essays | 19 |
| Like rabbit ears | 16 |
| Like Rabelaisian writing | 24 |
| Like rabies | 11 |
| Like raccoons | 13 |
| Like racehorses | 15 |
| Like racehorses' feet | 25 |
| Like racehorses, periodically | 29 |
| Like Racine's works | 23 |
| Like racing shells | 18 |
| Like racist jokes | 17 |
| Like Radio City Music Hall | 26 |
| Like Radio City Music Hall, informally | 38 |
| Like radio personas | 19 |
| Like radio waves | 16 |
| Like radishes | 13 |
| Like radon | 10 |
| Like radon among all gaseous elements | 37 |
| Like Raggedy Ann | 16 |
| Like rail vis-Ã -vis air | 26 |
| Like railroad tracks | 20 |
| Like railroads, gas companies, etc. | 35 |
| Like rain forest air | 20 |
| Like rain forests | 17 |
| Like rain on your wedding day, per Morissette | 45 |
| Like rain, but not wind | 23 |
| Like rain? | 10 |
| Like rainbows | 13 |
| Like rainbows and eyebrows | 26 |
| Like rainy days, to some | 24 |
| Like rainy London skies | 23 |
| Like rainy-day activities | 25 |
| Like raisins | 12 |
| Like raisins and jerky | 22 |
| Like raisins or prunes | 22 |
| Like raisins vis-Ã -vis grapes | 32 |
| Like Ralph Sampson | 18 |
| Like Ramakrishna | 16 |
| Like Rambo | 10 |
| Like Rambo movies | 17 |
| Like rams and lambs | 19 |
| Like ranch dressing | 19 |
| Like ranch houses | 17 |
| Like random shots | 17 |
| Like Randy Newman's "People" | 42 |
| Like Ranger John Reid | 21 |
| Like rankings | 13 |
| Like Rapunzel | 13 |
| Like Rapunzel, e.g. | 19 |
| Like rare games for pitchers | 28 |