| Like Pliny | 10 |
| Like plow horses | 16 |
| Like plowed but unharrowed acres | 32 |
| Like plowhorses | 15 |
| Like plug ends of cords | 23 |
| Like plugs vis-Ã -vis outlets | 31 |
| Like plywood | 12 |
| Like pneumonia | 14 |
| Like pocket change | 18 |
| Like pocket dictionaries | 24 |
| Like pocket dicts. | 18 |
| Like pocket protector wearers | 29 |
| Like pocketed bills | 19 |
| Like pocketed pool balls | 24 |
| Like Poe poems | 14 |
| Like Poe settings | 17 |
| Like Poe stories | 16 |
| Like Poe tales | 14 |
| Like Poe works | 14 |
| Like Poe's "Letter" | 33 |
| Like Poe's "midnight" | 35 |
| Like Poe's "Portrait" | 35 |
| Like Poe's bug | 18 |
| Like Poe's heart | 20 |
| Like Poe's poems | 20 |
| Like Poe's prose | 20 |
| Like Poe's tales | 20 |
| Like Poe's work | 19 |
| Like poems of praise | 20 |
| Like poetic justice | 19 |
| Like points | 11 |
| Like points at zero amplitude, on waves | 39 |
| Like poison ivy leaves | 22 |
| Like poison ivy rashes | 22 |
| Like poisonous mushrooms | 24 |
| Like poker faces | 16 |
| Like police vests | 17 |
| Like Polish jokes and "woman driver" comments | 55 |
| Like polished floors | 20 |
| Like polished production | 24 |
| Like political hawks | 20 |
| Like politics, by nature | 24 |
| Like Polk, among U.S. presidents | 32 |
| Like poll taxes | 15 |
| Like Pollock canvases | 21 |
| Like Pollyanna's optimism | 29 |
| Like Pollyanna's outlook | 28 |
| Like poltergeists | 17 |
| Like polyester leisure suits | 28 |
| Like polyester leisure suits, today | 35 |
| Like polygons | 13 |
| Like Polyphemus, in Greek myth | 30 |
| Like pomaded hair | 17 |
| Like pomegranates | 17 |
| Like Pompeian relics | 20 |
| Like Pompeii, once | 18 |
| Like ponchos and parkas | 23 |
| Like pond scum | 14 |
| Like ponies | 11 |
| Like Ponzi schemers' pockets? | 33 |
| Like poodle hair | 16 |
| Like poodle skirts | 18 |
| Like pool racks | 15 |
| Like pool tables | 16 |
| Like poor excuses | 17 |
| Like poor faxes, perhaps | 24 |
| Like poor gravy | 15 |
| Like poor judgment | 18 |
| Like poor losers | 16 |
| Like poor performances | 22 |
| Like poorly cleaned glasses | 27 |
| Like poorly cleaned windows | 27 |
| Like poorly made gravy | 22 |
| Like poorly prepared oatmeal | 28 |
| Like poorly washed windows | 26 |
| Like poorly-made fudge | 22 |
| Like pop music | 14 |
| Like pop-ups | 12 |
| Like popcorn shrimp | 19 |
| Like Popeye vis-Ã -vis Wimpy | 30 |
| Like Poppins, at times | 22 |
| Like popular videos | 19 |
| Like porcini mushrooms | 22 |
| Like porcupines | 15 |
| Like porcupines that are shedding? | 34 |
| Like pork and shellfish | 23 |
| Like pork and shellfish, to some | 32 |
| Like pork rinds | 15 |
| Like Porky | 10 |
| Like porn | 9 |
| Like porn films | 15 |
| Like porridge | 13 |
| Like porridge or granola | 24 |
| Like porridge, possibly | 23 |
| Like Port-Salut cheese | 22 |
| Like positive numbers | 21 |
| Like positive or negative numbers | 33 |
| Like possums and squirrels | 26 |
| Like possums, sloths and squirrels | 34 |
| Like post-Revolutionary architecture | 36 |