| He raced with a Ford in 1976 | 28 |
| He quipped "Always a bridesmaid, never a bride, my foot" when accepting his honorary Oscar | 100 |
| He quarreled with Winchell | 26 |
| He puts plates on platers | 25 |
| He puts on many an act | 22 |
| He puts a gadget to work | 24 |
| He puts a damper on things | 26 |
| He put two and two together? | 28 |
| He put two and two together | 27 |
| He put the T in TBS | 19 |
| He put the "O" in Jackie O | 36 |
| He put people on the ropes | 26 |
| He put on a show for hockey fans | 32 |
| He put ma in stitches | 21 |
| He put his wife in a shell | 26 |
| He put a bounty on Han Solo | 27 |
| He pushes the envelope | 22 |
| He purposely kills time | 23 |
| He purportedly said "Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me" | 96 |
| He pulls in pushers | 19 |
| He provided the voice for Disney's Mad Hatter | 49 |
| He provided music with a twist | 30 |
| He prophesied the Messiah would be born in Bethlehem | 52 |
| He prophesied the destruction of Jerusalem | 42 |
| He produced Bonnie Raitt's "Nick of Time" | 55 |
| He produced "We Are the World" | 40 |
| He produced "Good Times" | 34 |
| He proclaimed "I shook up the world" | 46 |
| He presided over the O.J. Trial | 31 |
| He prepares the way | 19 |
| He prepared eggs for the Romanovs | 33 |
| He predated Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka | 38 |
| He preceded Shimon in office | 28 |
| He preceded Michael in the morning | 34 |
| He preceded Joan at Woodstock | 29 |
| He preceded Jimmy | 17 |
| He preceded GRF | 15 |
| He preceded D.D.E. | 18 |
| He preceded Andy | 16 |
| He preceded and followed O'Brien | 36 |
| He preceded and followed Conan | 30 |
| He practices pettifoggery | 25 |
| He practices girth control | 26 |
| He pours out whines | 19 |
| He pours beers for Homer, Carl and Lenny | 40 |
| He portrayed Zola | 17 |
| He portrayed the police chief in "Casablanca" | 55 |
| He portrayed the original Obi-Wan | 33 |
| He portrayed Tevye onstage | 26 |
| He portrayed Sonny Corleone | 27 |
| He portrayed Ray in "Ray" | 35 |
| He portrayed Popeye Doyle | 25 |
| He portrayed Pasteur | 20 |
| He portrayed Othello | 20 |
| He portrayed Obi-Wan | 20 |
| He portrayed Mr. Chips | 22 |
| He portrayed Lou Grant | 22 |
| He portrayed Lawrence of Arabia | 31 |
| He portrayed Lawrence | 21 |
| He portrayed Jolson | 19 |
| He portrayed James | 18 |
| He portrayed Gomez Addams on TV | 31 |
| He portrayed Fred with the junk | 31 |
| He portrayed Disraeli | 21 |
| He portrayed David Belasco | 26 |
| He portrayed Dagwood | 20 |
| He portrayed Clyde | 18 |
| He portrayed Chan after Oland | 29 |
| He portrayed Big Daddy | 22 |
| He portrayed Belasco: 1940 | 26 |
| He portrayed Alfie | 18 |
| He portrayed a Kennedy on TV | 28 |
| He portrayed a deputy who was allowed to carry only one bullet | 62 |
| He pops the question | 20 |
| He plays with the Edge | 22 |
| He plays with an edge and with The Edge | 39 |
| He plays wand store owner Mr. Ollivander in Harry Potter movies | 63 |
| He plays Tom on "Parks and Recreation" | 48 |
| He plays Tom Haverford on "Parks and Recreation" | 58 |
| He plays the Priceline Negotiator | 33 |
| He plays the Devil in "The Devil's Advocate" | 58 |
| He plays Sam on "Private Practice" | 44 |
| He plays Sam in "Transformers" | 40 |
| He plays Prince Rainier in the upcoming "Grace of Monaco" | 67 |
| He plays Odafin Tutuola on "Law & Order: SVU" | 59 |
| He plays Niles' brother | 27 |
| He plays Mr. Micelli on TV | 26 |
| He plays Matt Houston's uncle | 33 |
| He plays Lou Grant on TV | 24 |
| He plays Lord Voldemort in Harry Potter films | 45 |
| He plays Klinger | 16 |
| He plays Jack on "30 Rock" | 36 |
| He plays Jack on "24" | 31 |
| He plays Jack Malone on "Without a Trace" | 51 |
| He plays Jack Donaghy on "30 Rock" | 44 |
| He plays House | 14 |
| He plays hard for the money | 27 |
| He plays Floyd R. Turbo | 23 |
| He plays Fin on "Law & Order: SVU" | 48 |
| He plays Dr. John Watson | 24 |