| He tried to sell the Great Lakes, claiming they were... | 55 |
| He tried to sell the Crystal Cathedral, fabricating a... | 56 |
| He tried to sell Alcatraz, even drafting a contract with a... | 61 |
| He tried to reach heaven on an eagle | 36 |
| He tried to join the Blue Man Group on "Arrested Development" | 71 |
| He tried to have Capone killed in 1926 | 38 |
| He tried to fly on an eagle | 27 |
| He tried to blow up Parliament: 1605 | 36 |
| He tried selling the Brandenburg Gate, offering to take care of... | 66 |
| He tricked a blind god into killing Balder | 42 |
| He treats pets | 14 |
| He trained Spectacular Bid | 26 |
| He tracks one's energy levels | 33 |
| He toured Hades with Aeneas | 27 |
| He topped A.E.S. twice | 22 |
| He took up painting while recovering from appendicitis | 54 |
| He took two tablets | 19 |
| He took Ticonderoga | 19 |
| He took the words out of Bergen's mouth | 43 |
| He took the title from Holyfield | 32 |
| He took the red pill | 20 |
| He took Romulus to heaven | 25 |
| He took Rome: A.D. 410 | 22 |
| He took Richmond | 16 |
| He took Rehnquist's seat | 28 |
| He took pairs | 13 |
| He took over for Fidel | 22 |
| He took office in 1877 | 22 |
| He took office in 1850 | 22 |
| He took office in 1825 | 22 |
| He took Holyfield's title away in 1992 | 42 |
| He took a ride | 14 |
| He took a ribbing | 17 |
| He took a fling with a sling | 28 |
| He took a famous mythological fall | 34 |
| He took a famous journey on the Beagle | 38 |
| He took a bow during a fire | 27 |
| He took a bath | 14 |
| He took a "Streetcar" to stardom | 42 |
| He told you so | 14 |
| He told the story of Rudolph | 28 |
| He told the Once-ler, "Sir! You are crazy with greed. There is no one on earth who would buy that fool Thneed!" | 121 |
| He told Stimpy about Yak Shaving Day | 36 |
| He told Sheba to come back | 26 |
| He told of the ant and the grasshopper | 38 |
| He told Bill O'Reilly, "Loud doesn't mean right" | 66 |
| He told a hare-racing story | 27 |
| He told a hare racing tale | 26 |
| He told a hare racing story | 27 |
| He toils much for little | 24 |
| He tied Grant Hill for the 1995 NBA Rookie of the Year | 54 |
| He thrives by making knives | 27 |
| He threw to Chance | 18 |
| He threw seven no-hitters | 25 |
| He thought up "The Thinker" | 37 |
| He thought NASA sewed astronauts' uniforms with the __ | 58 |
| He thought inferior fabric came from __ | 39 |
| He thought in Greek | 19 |
| He thought he could, and he did! | 32 |
| He thinks two's a crowd | 27 |
| He thinks it's not easy being green | 39 |
| He thinks he has the answers | 28 |
| He then hands the genie ... | 27 |
| He thanked God for Friday | 25 |
| He tests paint colors | 21 |
| He tests his metal | 18 |
| He tends to pressing matters | 28 |
| He tends for Barney, Homer, Lenny, Carl, Sam and Larry | 54 |
| He tells Romeo “thou art a villain” | 43 |
| He tells "An Inconvenient Truth" | 42 |
| He taught the Darling children to fly | 37 |
| He taught Mowgli the law of the jungle | 38 |
| He taught Daniel-san | 20 |
| He taught an ancient language in film | 37 |
| He tapped Ryan in 2012 | 22 |
| He talks turkey? | 16 |
| He talked to Wilbur Post | 24 |
| He talked only to Wilbur | 24 |
| He talked horse sense | 21 |
| He takes up the slag | 20 |
| He takes things the wrong way | 29 |
| He takes things in | 18 |
| He takes panes with his work | 28 |
| He takes orders | 15 |
| He takes mail orders | 20 |
| He takes his pick | 17 |
| He takes chances | 16 |
| He takes a gambol | 17 |
| He takes a course on a ship | 27 |
| He swore in Hoover | 18 |
| He swore in Herbert Hoover | 26 |
| He swore fidelity to Fidel | 26 |
| He swore by the moon | 20 |
| He swears in Judy Garland in "Judgment at Nuremberg" | 62 |
| He swears | 9 |
| He swam the Hellespont for love | 31 |
| He surrendered at Appomattox Court House | 40 |
| He surpassed Smith as the all-time winningest N.C.A.A. tournament coach | 71 |
| He surpassed Ruth in 1974 | 25 |
| He surpassed Ruth | 17 |