| Text | Length |
| Bit of inhumanity | 17 |
| Simon Legree | 12 |
| Exemplar of cruelty | 19 |
| Whippersnapper? | 15 |
| Whipper-snapper? | 16 |
| Pain inflicter | 14 |
| Inhumane person | 15 |
| Inhuman person | 14 |
| He likes to strike | 18 |
| Corporal punisher | 17 |
| Simon Legrees | 13 |
| Punitive persons | 16 |
| Merciless people | 16 |
| Lovers of cruelty | 17 |
| Dominatrices, e.g. | 18 |
| Pathetic group | 14 |
| Pitiful group | 13 |
| Pathetic bunch | 14 |
| With a heavy heart | 18 |
| Despondently | 12 |
| With regrets | 12 |
| With remorse | 12 |
| In a somber way | 15 |
| With morosity | 13 |
| With melancholy | 15 |
| With low spirits | 16 |
| In a mournful way | 17 |
| In a downcast way | 17 |
| 'Alas ...' | 18 |
| Gloomy state | 12 |
| Unhappy feeling | 15 |
| Cause of crying | 15 |
| Blue quality | 12 |
| Bani-___ of Iran | 16 |
| __ City, Iraq | 13 |
| Star in Cygnus. | 15 |
| Muqtada al-___ | 14 |
| Iraq's ___ City | 19 |
| Irani Bani-___ | 14 |
| Bani- ____ of Iran | 18 |
| Bani- ___ of Iran | 17 |
| Inept person | 12 |
| Perennial loser | 15 |
| Hapless sort | 12 |
| Bumbling loser | 14 |
| Pathetic bumbler | 16 |
| Debbie downer | 13 |
| Cartoon private | 15 |
| Bumbling bunglers | 17 |
| Pathetic sorts | 14 |
| Inept G.I.'s | 16 |
| Helpless misfits | 16 |
| Bumbling GIs | 12 |
| Number of tears? | 16 |
| --- say (alas) | 14 |
| Manuscript encl. | 16 |
| MS. enclosure | 13 |
| Ed.'s request | 17 |
| MS enclosure | 12 |
| Submission encl. | 16 |
| Oil-can letters | 15 |
| Letter encl. | 12 |
| Thus, to Burns | 14 |
| Oil can letters | 15 |
| So, in Scotland | 15 |
| Ltr. enclosure | 14 |
| Aromatic mint | 13 |
| Pennzoil letters | 16 |
| Motor oil letters | 17 |
| Engineers' org. | 19 |
| Thus, in Glasgow | 16 |
| Thus, in Dundee | 15 |
| So, in Glasgow | 14 |
| Scotsman's so | 17 |
| Oilcan letters | 14 |
| Motor oil abbr. | 15 |
| Enclosure with a MS | 19 |
| Enclosure to an ed. | 19 |
| Convenient encl. | 16 |
| Util. bill encl. | 16 |
| Thus, in Ayr | 12 |
| So, to Scots | 12 |
| So, to Burns | 12 |
| So, old style | 13 |
| So, in Perth | 12 |
| So to Scotty | 13 |
| Phone bill encl. | 16 |
| Oil can abbr. | 13 |
| Letters on oilcans | 18 |
| Letters on oil cans | 19 |
| Letter enc., maybe | 18 |
| Kind of enc. | 12 |
| Glaswegian's so | 19 |
| Fan mail encl. | 14 |
| Extremely, to Burns | 19 |
| Engineers org. | 14 |
| Encl. to an editor | 18 |
| Contest entry encl. | 19 |
| Common bill encl. | 17 |
| Cable bill encl. | 16 |
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