| Text | Length |
| Really take to task | 19 |
| Rag on publicly | 15 |
| Prepare, as peanuts | 19 |
| Prepare turkey | 14 |
| Prepare pork | 12 |
| Pot or rib follower | 19 |
| Oven stuffer | 12 |
| Outdoor dinner | 14 |
| Needle publicly | 15 |
| Meat in the oven | 16 |
| Luau, typically | 15 |
| Kind of turkey | 14 |
| Joke-filled tribute | 19 |
| Insult party | 12 |
| Honor with barbs | 16 |
| Holiday meal, often | 19 |
| Heat to excess | 14 |
| Heat or meat | 12 |
| Give a hot time | 15 |
| Get very hot | 12 |
| Friars tribute | 14 |
| Friars event | 12 |
| Friars Club tribute | 19 |
| Friars Club gala | 16 |
| Fix chestnuts | 13 |
| Feisty Friars fete | 18 |
| Family entrée | 16 |
| Dino's TV fete | 18 |
| Dean Martin TV show | 19 |
| Dean Martin show | 16 |
| Dean Martin party | 17 |
| Dean Martin affair | 18 |
| Cook, as chestnuts | 18 |
| Cook, as a turkey | 17 |
| Cook without liquid | 19 |
| Cook in an oven | 15 |
| Cook by dry heat | 16 |
| Cook at a luau | 14 |
| Comedy Central fete | 19 |
| Comedic tribute | 15 |
| Certain wingding | 16 |
| Celebrity ribbing | 17 |
| Celebrity dinner | 16 |
| Castigate, in a way | 19 |
| Carved entree | 13 |
| Barbed tribute | 14 |
| Backhanded tribute | 18 |
| Affront-filled fete | 19 |
| Like some peanuts | 17 |
| Like some pigs | 14 |
| Prepared chestnuts | 18 |
| Like hot peanuts | 16 |
| Insulted, lovingly | 18 |
| Criticized but good | 19 |
| Certain turkeys | 15 |
| Some big chickens | 17 |
| Poultry buys | 12 |
| Dinner chickens | 15 |
| Turkey chefs | 12 |
| Big chickens | 12 |
| Apple holder, maybe | 19 |
| Friars Club events | 18 |
| Sunday dinners | 14 |
| Teasing tributes | 16 |
| Sunday entrees | 14 |
| Friars' fetes | 17 |
| Facetious tributes | 18 |
| Weenie wingdings | 16 |
| Taunting tributes | 17 |
| Targets with barbs | 18 |
| Spoofs, in a way | 16 |
| Some wingdings | 14 |
| Some hot suppers | 16 |
| Some banquets | 13 |
| Ridicules in fun | 16 |
| Prepares chestnuts | 18 |
| Prepares beef | 13 |
| Marshmallow outings | 19 |
| Marshmallow events | 18 |
| Heats excessively | 17 |
| Gives a panning to | 18 |
| Family dinners | 14 |
| Exposes to dry heat | 19 |
| Country parties | 15 |
| Cooks on a spit | 15 |
| Banquet entrées | 18 |
| Bakes, in a way | 15 |
| Scottish hero Roy | 17 |
| Reiner, the younger | 19 |
| Deprive (of) | 12 |
| Commit a crime | 14 |
| Shoplift from | 13 |
| Pick pockets | 12 |
| Finish a mugging | 16 |
| Scottish legend Roy | 19 |
| Roy or Reiner | 13 |
| Reiner the younger | 18 |
| Reiner or Roy | 13 |
| Pull a heist | 12 |
| Hold up, as a bank | 18 |
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