| Quote from Dale's animated caverodent partner: "Me on vacation..." | 80 |
| "Fasten tightly," "read rights while affixing" and the like? | 80 |
| Classic Mike Myers "S.N.L." sketch ... or an apt title for this puzzle | 80 |
| Puzzlement ... or a hint to getting the 10 words on the perimeter of this puzzle | 80 |
| In Search Of: Central European guy who swings both ways; hoping to receive a ___ | 80 |
| Presidential concern about the wizard lobby influencing health care legislation? | 80 |
| Aerosmith studio album whose back-to-front text can be read with a looking glass | 80 |
| "Buckle up" or "Passengers, keep your hands off the radio!"? | 80 |
| The second African-American, after Hattie McDaniel, to be nominated for an Oscar | 80 |
| Holder of the Guiness World Record for most bone fractures in one lifetime (433) | 80 |
| Bothersome phrase indicating a show randomly won't air again until next year | 80 |
| Daily crosswords, to puzzle pros (so-called from the number of squares per side) | 80 |
| ___ Brunelleschi, Italian Renaissance architect who developed linear perspective | 80 |
| "I'm returning these woods-I beat myself up every time I use them" | 80 |
| "The Conning Tower" writer and Algonquin Round Table member, for short | 80 |
| Movie good guys responsible for the circled squares in eight long puzzle answers | 80 |
| What's needed to get out of class, if you don't know one from the other? | 80 |
| Old English coin that will suffice, according to "Christmas Is Coming" | 80 |
| Song covered by Elvis Presley, Guy Lombardo, Bing Crosby, Sammy Kaye, and others | 80 |
| His "Goblet of Fire" was Amazon.com's #1 best-selling book of 2000 | 80 |
| One Direction member who named the band (like you know any of the other members) | 80 |
| Large, wraparound sunglasses -- often worn at night to make critics less visible | 80 |
| Former Chiba Lotte Marines pitcher who played for the Yanks in the late '90s | 80 |
| Poet who wrote "I have executed a memorial longer lasting than bronze" | 80 |
| Alternate title of a 1980 animated feature focused on Okefenokee Swamp elections | 80 |
| Comment to a baseballer from a fan who's studied his fly-catching technique? | 80 |
| Member of the Green Mountain Boys who helped establish the University of Vermont | 80 |
| "___ little silhouetto of a man" ("Bohemian Rhapsody" lyric) | 80 |
| ''And look you, here's your letter; this ___'' (Shakespeare) | 80 |
| Politician who appeared as himself on NBC's "Parks and Recreation" | 80 |
| Author of "Chasing the Dream: My Lifelong Journey to the World Series" | 80 |
| Serving it to children, not putting enough of it into a Black Russian, and so on | 80 |
| DNA marker that indicates a tendency to be killed, as on "South Park"? | 80 |
| He won the Best Actor Oscar for playing both Kid Shelleen and his desperado twin | 80 |
| "Sweet ___" (1937 Oscar-winning song from "Waikiki Wedding") | 80 |
| Comic actor who played Jeff Greene's dad on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" | 80 |
| Creator of the solid-body electric guitar, a model of which still bears his name | 80 |
| "Great idea!" said the goats. "Let's watch '__'" | 80 |
| They were once promoted with the slogan "Ivory tips protect your lips" | 80 |
| He played Friar Laurence in Franco Zeffirelli's "Romeo and Juliet" | 80 |
| Roman numeral hidden (in left-to-right order) in the four longest Across answers | 80 |
| "How did that new car handle out there on the track?" [Maroon 5, 2011] | 80 |
| Pianist known for her arrangement of "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" | 80 |
| Space traveler whose first five letters, spelled backward, are oddly appropriate | 80 |
| English Lit class: A -- “All we had to do was read one book; a very ___” | 80 |
| "I'm light as a feather, but nobody can hold me for very long ..." | 80 |
| Classic Xavier Cugat song ... or a hint to the invitation in the circled letters | 80 |
| Substance whose synthesis required a "life force," alchemists believed | 80 |
| "Is she not down so late, ___ so early?": "Romeo and Juliet" | 80 |
| 1966 hit with the lyric "I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky" | 80 |
| International Tennis Hall of Famer who won consecutive US Opens in 1997 and 1998 | 80 |
| "Wonderful Tonight: George Harrison, Eric Clapton, and Me" author Boyd | 80 |
| Site affiliated with "WTF Tattoos" and "White Trash Repairs" | 80 |
| He's famous for the words "There's a sucker born every minute" | 80 |
| Infamous 1983 Royals/Yankees contest where a George Brett home run was nullified | 80 |
| "The House at ___" (1928 volume in which A.A. Milne introduced Tigger) | 80 |
| Billy Joel hit that begins "You'll have to learn to pace yourself" | 80 |
| What the puzzlemaker did to the name in each of this puzzle's theme answers? | 80 |
| Song played by Elvis Costello on "SNL" that led to his twelve-year ban | 80 |
| "I'm returning this feathered headdress-it's just not refined" | 80 |
| Actress who played Natasha in "The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle" | 80 |
| Locale called Minnahannock by the Algonquin Indians, bought by the Dutch in 1637 | 80 |
| The Greek "khalix" (pebble) for the English "calculus," e.g. | 80 |
| Movie for which Anna Magnani won an Oscar for Best Actress, with "The" | 80 |
| 1970s-'80s band whose debut album was the soundtrack to a Richard Pryor film | 80 |
| "Yesterday, while washing up in the morning, I nearly choked on a ___" | 80 |
| English illustrator who created the "St. Trinian's" cartoon series | 80 |
| Scottish sailor Alexander who was supposedly the inspiration for Robinson Crusoe | 80 |
| "I would rather die than be in the United States ___" (Chris Christie) | 80 |
| Brownish photo tint [Coming to avxwords.com this fall - celebrity puzzle series] | 80 |
| Words with ''high standard'' or ''good example'' | 80 |
| "___ needle pulling thread ..." ("The Sound of Music" lyric) | 80 |
| U.S. defensive midfielder ejected in the semis of the 2007 Women's World Cup | 80 |
| "___ the Man" (Amanda Bynes romcom based on "Twelfth Night") | 80 |
| Dramatic device about which Hamlet says "The play's the thing ..." | 80 |
| Title film character who says "Donkey, two things, O.K.? Shut ... up!" | 80 |
| #1 on the American Film Institute's "Greatest Movie Musicals" list | 80 |
| Say "I love you" by extending the thumb, index finger, and pinky, e.g. | 80 |
| Part of a game name reportedly chosen because the game surface resembles a slope | 80 |
| Job that may have you dressing ahead for the winter while shooting in the summer | 80 |
| Jan ___, South African leader instrumental in establishing the League of Nations | 80 |
| "Oops, accidentally picked out Parcheesi at Toys 'R' Us #___"? | 80 |
| Until June 25, 2011, its first three digits had geographical significance: Abbr. | 80 |
| With "association," legal group in Arkansas or Tennessee, for instance | 80 |
| Thing spread in bed: Abbr. [get the 2013 rate - subscribe to avxwords.com today] | 80 |
| Blender magazine ranked him #1 on its list of 40 worst lyricists in rock in 2007 | 80 |
| "Two-way" thoroughfares at both ends of this puzzle's long answers | 80 |
| "Gattaca" star moves to Charleston in order to play a poisonous plant? | 80 |
| Racehorse whose 1955 Kentucky Derby win kept Nashua from taking the Triple Crown | 80 |
| "Do you need anything else with your imported coffee?" "___" | 80 |
| "People are said to hate you or love you. What do you hear from them?" | 80 |
| Beatles song with the lyric "There's one for you, nineteen for me" | 80 |
| Second of a pair of letters swapped six times in this puzzle's theme entries | 80 |
| Source of the line "What's past is prologue," with "The" | 80 |
| Pope John XXIII encyclical "Pacem in ___" ("Peace on Earth") | 80 |
| O'Shea who appeared on "Ed Sullivan" the same night as the Beatles | 80 |
| Holiday when children are given red envelopes containing money from their elders | 80 |
| "Finally, we learn how one Jonas brother defined an entire generation" | 80 |
| TV series whose fourth season had the subtitle "No Corner Left Behind" | 80 |
| Item that Dr. Seuss's Once-ler knitted from the silk tufts of Truffula trees | 80 |