| "___ have to pry the buzzer out of my cold, dead hands"--Ken Jennings | 79 |
| How the fact that "The Internship" is just an ad for Google is veiled | 79 |
| "Here's what I'll give you if you'll feed my pet zombie"? | 79 |
| Extremely versatile material the Once-ler manufactures in "The Lorax" | 79 |
| Musician Dolby who returned in 2011 with "A Map of the Floating City" | 79 |
| Start of a "grook" (an aphoristic poem) by Danish scientist Piet Hein | 79 |
| Three-letter combinations hidden in this puzzle's six other longest answers | 79 |
| Tiny ___, singer of 1968's "Tip-Toe Thru' the Tulips With Me" | 79 |
| She played Appassionata von Climax in Broadway's "Li'l Abner" | 79 |
| Internationally popular comic book character created by Belgian artist Hergé | 79 |
| "... '___ pageant to keep us in false gaze" ("Othello") | 79 |
| "Variety" headline about actor Randall's successful screen debut? | 79 |
| "It's ___, though we really did try to make it ..." (Carole King) | 79 |
| "Johnny ___" (children's book set during the American Revolution) | 79 |
| "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" five-part series, jokingly | 79 |
| How long it takes to get something back (and a hint to this puzzle's theme) | 79 |
| "Puts the keys of the future at your fingertips" (Philadelphia, 1876) | 79 |
| Sch. whose women's basketball team is currently on a 76-game winning streak | 79 |
| "... 'Tis a pageant / To keep __ false gaze": "Othello" | 79 |
| Writer of the song "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town" | 79 |
| (Thomas Pynchon, 1963) Its formula is 4/3 x pi x r³ (Michael Crichton, 1987) | 79 |
| City with a radio station that has the same call letters as the city's name | 79 |
| Dionne Warwick song that says "Foolish pride is all that I have left" | 79 |
| "Our experts predict that a pekoe tariff would cause widespread joy"? | 79 |
| The half of the keyboard on which all of this puzzle's answers can be typed | 79 |
| Start of a proverb about consequences ... and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 79 |
| Waistcoat-wearing lagomorph in "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" | 79 |
| On second thought, make it a gangster film: "Charlie's Angels..." | 79 |
| "Don't Nobody Bring Me No Bad News" musical, with "The" | 79 |
| Game from IGNPC's Best of E3 2003 Awards (for Best Persistent Online Title) | 79 |
| It "gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere": Glenn Turner | 79 |
| Librettist who rhymed "a lot o' news" with "hypotenuse" | 79 |
| Paper with "Marketplace" and "Money & Investing" sects. | 79 |
| Interplanetary dictator in Scientology who we're not supposed to talk about | 79 |
| "The Mayor of Simpleton" band whose name sounds like a state of bliss | 79 |
| When pretty much every fruit and vegetable is available, in modern supermarkets | 79 |
| Michelle who's the greatest action heroine of all time, per Rotten Tomatoes | 79 |
| Do the "I am not a crook" thing with the double V-signs, for example? | 79 |
| Quartet that broke out in spring 1972, and the scheme of this puzzle's theme | 80 |
| "Hair" song with the lyrics "four score and seven years ago" | 80 |
| When ''eye of newt'' is mentioned in ''Macbeth'' | 80 |
| Gilbert ___, author of "A Void," a 290-page novel without the letter E | 80 |
| "Here, __ Heaven, I ratify this my rich gift": "The Tempest" | 80 |
| Only outfielder besides Winfield to win Gold Gloves in both leagues in the 1900s | 80 |
| ___ grecque (cooked in olive oil, lemon juice, wine, and herbs, and served cold) | 80 |
| Author of the 2009 book subtitled "A Plan to Solve the Climate Crisis" | 80 |
| "When you're as great as I am, it's hard to be humble" speaker | 80 |
| ___ Leasure (Courtney Love's role in "The People vs. Larry Flynt") | 80 |
| "Gimme ___!" (repeated cry of a University of Mississippi cheerleader) | 80 |
| ___ Perkins (Leslie Knope's best friend on "Parks and Recreation") | 80 |
| ___ Wintour, real-life editor on whom "The Devil Wears Prada" is based | 80 |
| "Bond Smells ___" ("Diamonds Are Forever" soundtrack number) | 80 |
| "___ Ready: The Business of Singing" (career guide with a punny title) | 80 |
| "Collage With Squares Arranged According to the Laws of Chance" artist | 80 |
| The "her" in Beethoven's question "Who comprehends her?" | 80 |
| Movie robot whose voice was made with an ARP 2600 analog synthesizer, familiarly | 80 |
| "One Life to Live" character Buchanan who's been divorced 10 times | 80 |
| Word that goes in either blank of the David Bowie classic "___ to ___" | 80 |
| The ___ (trophy for the annual test cricket match between England and Australia) | 80 |
| Shylock's first one begins "How like a fawning publican he looks!" | 80 |
| Massive mover in the Hoth battle sequence of "The Empire Strikes Back" | 80 |
| Author who wrote "Anyone who fights for the future, lives in it today" | 80 |
| "___ O'Riley" (first song on the album "Who's Next") | 80 |
| Arthur who was the first Yente in Broadway's "Fiddler on the Roof" | 80 |
| "Get lost!," and a hint to the beginnings of the three longest entries | 80 |
| It might say "What part of 'cookie' don't you understand?" | 80 |
| Pasadena institute where most of "The Big Bang Theory" characters work | 80 |
| Ending with bunny or puppy or basically any animal you want to watch perpetually | 80 |
| "The best debater since ___" (The Bush campaign on John Kerry in 2004) | 80 |
| Country singer David Allan ___, writer of "Take This Job and Shove It" | 80 |
| British actor Robert, the original Colonel Pickering in "My Fair Lady" | 80 |
| They were "Grateful" for their hippie following (with "The") | 80 |
| Rapper who said, "the 'P.' was getting between me and my fans" | 80 |
| What you've got to do "if you want my love," in a Temptations song | 80 |
| "There was ___ in Casey's manner as he stepped into his place ..." | 80 |
| Who said "No good movie is too long, and no bad movie is short enough" | 80 |
| "Cool" singer whose group had the 1973 #1 hit "Frankenstein" | 80 |
| 1983 film about a brother and sister's journey from Guatemala to Los Angeles | 80 |
| "What," "who," "how" or "where" follower | 80 |
| Boxer Griffith who's the subject of the documentary "Ring of Fire" | 80 |
| 1992 comedy with the tag line "Where the Stone Age meets the Rock Age" | 80 |
| Producer of Coldplay's "Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends" | 80 |
| Geology class periods [subscribe to the best indie xwords today at avxwords.com] | 80 |
| He said, "I can't hear you, Bert, I've got a banana in my ear" | 80 |
| Salinger character who says, "I'm extremely interested in squalor" | 80 |
| Whaleship that's the subject of the book "In the Heart of the Sea" | 80 |
| Guess, in brief (and what's been added to this puzzle's longest answers) | 80 |
| Where the "Chariots of Fire" Trinity College footrace scene was filmed | 80 |
| Frequent panelist of "Match Game" who was one of three actress sisters | 80 |
| "You ___ seen a grown man naked?" (classic "Airplane!" line) | 80 |
| Bible book that begins "Now in the first year of Cyrus king of Persia" | 80 |
| "___ makes strangers of people who would be friends": Shirley MacLaine | 80 |
| Jimmy Buffett "___ to the right, and you're the only bait in town" | 80 |
| Time that little Susie is woken in the 1957 hit "Wake Up Little Susie" | 80 |
| "The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights" speaker | 80 |
| '50s-'60s title detective whose show's theme was composed by Mancini | 80 |
| Paul Simon told him to get on the bus to "Leave" his "Lover" | 80 |
| "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream" prez | 80 |
| 1959 musical by Jule Styne, featuring Ethel Merman as a domineering stage mother | 80 |
| Title character in an Elvis song who "ain't never caught a rabbit" | 80 |