| What a mom might picture a secretly-bratty kid to be | 52 |
| What a New York baseball owner would do to ensure player fitness? | 65 |
| What a paranoid person may feel they have on their back | 55 |
| What a person with wanderlust has, with "the" | 55 |
| What a plagiarist might write with someone else's original idea? | 68 |
| What a psychologist does at midnight in a motel pool? | 53 |
| What a Southern flower-grower can hardly do nowadays? | 53 |
| What a thumb on the ear and a pinkie on the lips might indicate | 63 |
| What a travel agent might advise people going to Tel Aviv to do | 63 |
| What a tropical tourist definitely doesn't want to bring home | 65 |
| What a TV father played by Robert Young did in a '50s sitcom | 64 |
| What a violinist may take on stage, in two different senses | 59 |
| What a virtuous woman is worth more than, according to Proverbs 31:10 | 69 |
| What a waiter might be holding when he says "Say when" | 64 |
| What a well-written sudoku puzzle never requires you to do | 58 |
| What a West Point cadet will not do, per their honor code | 57 |
| What a white "H" on a blue sign signifies: Abbr. | 58 |
| What AC/DC will do to "Those About to Rock" | 53 |
| What actually gets tapped with a hammer during a reflex test | 60 |
| What Alabama cheerleaders say to "gimme" four times | 61 |
| What an "Avengers" actress uses to blow her nose? | 59 |
| What an actor might want to know about the character he is playing | 66 |
| What an employee who stays late may be reimbursed for | 53 |
| What an epidemiology student has to look forward to? | 52 |
| What appreciative customers give a tailor thanks for? | 53 |
| What Archers of Loaf's "Seconds Before the Accident" is | 69 |
| What are "smiling at me" in an Irving Berlin classic | 62 |
| What are featured in the theme entries of this puzzle | 53 |
| What are served to carnivores at a Triple Crown race? | 53 |
| What Aristophanes called "Ares' chick" | 52 |
| What Aristotle's hand rests on in a Rembrandt painting | 58 |
| What Ariz. and Hawaii are the only two states not to have | 57 |
| What Astrophysics and Advanced Calculus probably aren't | 59 |
| What audience did to players after a bad comedy skit? | 53 |
| What Audrey II is, in "Little Shop of Horrors" | 56 |
| What author Shelley does when she doesn't eat out? | 54 |
| What “Kensington Gore” stands in for on stage | 53 |
| What bad traffic sometimes comes to, with "a" | 55 |
| What Barbara Billingsley spoke in "Airplane!" | 55 |
| What big girls don't do, according to the Four Seasons | 58 |
| What Bobby (Mike Lookinland) was arrested for in 1997 | 53 |
| What bored people may go through, with "the" | 54 |
| What BP isn't scoring with the public these days | 52 |
| What Bruckner's Symphony No. 7 is written in: Abbr. | 55 |
| What Buffy might be doing at the end of a long, hard night? | 59 |
| What California congressman heads the House Oversight Committee? | 64 |
| What carbon dioxide reacts with to form carbonic acid | 53 |
| What carnivores like to do after a hard day at the office? | 58 |
| What chambers of commerce do, and this puzzle's title | 57 |
| What Cheever called "the triumph over chaos" | 54 |
| What closers need, per "Glengarry Glen Ross" | 54 |
| What comes out of an angry person's ears in cartoons | 56 |
| What constitutes a good-faith loan for a seedy dive? | 52 |
| What Cradle of Filth's "Black Goddess" does | 57 |
| What Dad the fisherman is tired of getting every Christmas? | 59 |
| What Dead Kennedys and Minor Threat were to skaters in the '80s | 67 |
| What Demi Moore was making during "Unchained Melody" | 62 |
| What did the mathematical mermaid buy at Victoria's Secret? | 63 |
| What did the mathematical pirate say when his bird flew away? | 61 |
| What Dr. James Xavier had in a 1963 Roger Corman film | 53 |
| What Dr. Seuss's Mrs. McCave named all 23 of her sons | 57 |
| What each completed pair of theme answers in this puzzle is | 59 |
| What each of eight of this puzzle's answers consists of | 59 |
| What each of the four long answers in this puzzle is | 52 |
| What each of the other four longest answers in this puzzle is | 61 |
| What each of this puzzle's longest entries has two of | 57 |
| What each of this puzzle's theme entries contains | 53 |
| What each starred clue — and its answer — contains | 58 |
| What each word of six or more letters in this puzzle does | 57 |
| What Eddie did to warm up for his "Shrek" role? | 57 |
| What eight squares in this puzzle contain, thus creating a cipher key | 69 |
| What Elmer Fudd said after getting the thing he's always wanted? | 68 |
| What Ernie may wish he had vis-Ã -vis his roommate? | 53 |
| What every answer on the perimeter of this puzzle is | 52 |
| What every other letter of every answer in this puzzle is | 57 |
| What excellence is the best deterrent to, per Oprah Winfrey | 59 |
| What fans do after you sell out (with "out") | 54 |
| What Favre hoped Jenn Sterger would be upon seeing his pictures? | 64 |
| What Felix's attributes can be at times, to Oscar | 53 |
| What Floyd rode on "Piper at the Gates of Dawn" | 57 |
| What Fred Ott did in the first movie to be copyrighted | 54 |
| What Freud described as "not master in its own house" | 63 |
| What friends, Romans and countrymen lent, in Shakespeare | 56 |
| What GnR slipped into on "Use Your Illusion I"? | 57 |
| What Gollum calls the Ring in "The Lord of the Rings" | 63 |
| What group founded in 1960 currently has 12 members? | 52 |
| What Hannibal Lecter might do to those who bother him? | 54 |
| What happened "at the Movies" in a 1965 Pauline Kael title | 68 |
| What happened when ninnies didn't pay the heating bills? | 60 |
| What happens "with a little help from my friends" | 59 |
| What happens at about five o'clock at a daycare center? | 59 |
| What happens in one scene in "The Wizard of Oz"? | 58 |
| What happens to Papa Roach if they don't "Change"? | 64 |
| What happens when you offer to build a new community rec center? | 64 |
| What happens when you turn off the blinking Christmas lights? | 61 |
| What happy dogs' tails do while riding the rails? | 53 |
| What hash marks represent on a football field: Abbr. | 52 |
| What haters of Miley's August spectacle wanted from the media? | 66 |
| What have been banished from the four longest answers | 53 |
| What have the mortise and tenon contributed to business culture? | 64 |