| Response to an awful pun made by actress York? | 46 |
| Response to an awkwardly timed call | 35 |
| Response to an e-mail wisecrack | 31 |
| Response to an e-mailed joke, maybe | 35 |
| Response to an early returner | 29 |
| Response to an error, maybe | 27 |
| Response to an eruption of sorts | 32 |
| Response to an explanation | 26 |
| Response to an IM'ed joke | 29 |
| Response to an impatient person | 31 |
| Response to an impressive put-down | 34 |
| Response to an insult | 21 |
| Response to an insult, maybe | 28 |
| Response to an interruption | 27 |
| Response to an invitation | 25 |
| Response to an offer | 20 |
| Response to an on-line joke | 27 |
| Response to an online joke | 26 |
| Response to an order | 20 |
| Response to an oversharer | 25 |
| Response to an unexpected gift | 30 |
| Response to audience applause at the end of a performance | 57 |
| Response to Aunt Polly, perhaps | 31 |
| Response to back-scratching | 27 |
| Response to bad news | 20 |
| Response to bad news, sometimes | 31 |
| Response to bad service | 23 |
| Response to Beatlemania | 23 |
| Response to being cut off | 25 |
| Response to being elbowed, maybe | 32 |
| Response to being held up, maybe | 32 |
| Response to being tickled | 25 |
| Response to captain's orders | 32 |
| Response to comic Anderson's "What's for dinner?"? | 68 |
| Response to constant carping | 28 |
| Response to daredeviltry | 24 |
| Response to dropping donuts and so forth | 40 |
| Response to Ebert when he asks, "What's your favorite Christmas decoration?" | 90 |
| Response to feeble excuses | 26 |
| Response to finger pointing | 27 |
| Response to fireworks | 21 |
| Response to freshness? | 22 |
| Response to getting a ring? | 27 |
| Response to getting one's dander up? | 40 |
| Response to goo | 15 |
| Response to great news | 22 |
| Response to impertinence, maybe | 31 |
| Response to internet cat photos, say | 36 |
| Response to jazzman Peterson's "What's for dinner?"? | 70 |
| Response to many a punch line | 29 |
| Response to minister's query | 32 |
| Response to one in command | 26 |
| Response to pain | 16 |
| Response to poor service | 24 |
| Response to puns, often | 23 |
| Response to receiving a perfect present | 39 |
| Response to revelations | 23 |
| Response to Revolutionary Arnold's "What's for breakfast?"? | 77 |
| Response to rot | 15 |
| Response to rudeness | 20 |
| Response to sarcasm | 19 |
| Response to sarcasm, perhaps | 28 |
| Response to Sinatra | 19 |
| Response to snake oil, perhaps | 30 |
| Response to someone pointing | 28 |
| Response to someone who sent you flowers? | 41 |
| Response to Spanish tenor Kraus's "What's for dinner?"? | 73 |
| Response to sugar pills, perhaps | 32 |
| Response to the '08 financial crisis | 40 |
| Response to the aroma of good food? | 35 |
| Response to the debut of Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring," e.g. | 74 |
| Response to the Little Red Hen | 30 |
| Response to the obvious | 23 |
| Response to the query "Does Ms. Garbo fist-bump?"? | 60 |
| Response to unsatis-factory plan | 33 |
| Response to unwanted gossip, perhaps | 36 |
| Response to videos of puppies descending stairs, e.g. | 53 |
| Response to waiting too long for someone who's waiting? | 59 |
| Response to witnessing a hard punch | 35 |
| Response upon hearing one's name? | 37 |
| Response when something hits you | 32 |
| Response when something hits you? | 33 |
| Response with a ringing doorbell | 32 |
| Response word in church | 23 |
| Response, in short | 18 |
| Response, on 'Jeopardy!' | 32 |
| Response: Abbr. | 15 |
| Responses | 9 |
| Responses meaning ''I get it'' | 46 |
| Responses of confusion | 22 |
| Responses of consent | 20 |
| Responses of contempt | 21 |
| Responses of enlightenment | 26 |
| Responses of shock | 18 |
| Responses to "Has this been invented before?" | 55 |
| Responses to a doctor | 21 |
| Responses to a massage therapist | 32 |
| Responses to a masseur | 22 |
| Responses to audience applause | 30 |
| Responses to babies | 19 |