| Network with the dating show "12 Corazones" | 53 |
| "Come by and chat at our booth" (Philadelphia, 1876) | 62 |
| Common interface that is a model for several squares in this puzzle | 67 |
| "Ask me no questions and I'll ___ ..." | 52 |
| G. Love & Special Sauce "Kiss and ___" | 52 |
| "Can you ___?" ("Is it obvious?") | 53 |
| ''Can you ___?'' (''Is it obvious?'') | 69 |
| "How can you ___...?" (start of a conundrum) | 54 |
| Mayhew's "It's a Sin to ___": 1936 | 52 |
| Plea of a player drawing KILLJO- (1952, 1964 and 1990) | 54 |
| He played Archer Maggott in "The Dirty Dozen" | 55 |
| Laurelin's partner in Tolkien's Two Trees of Valinor | 60 |
| Employee unlikely to be invited to the holiday party | 52 |
| 1993 movie starring Lara Flynn Boyle, with "The" | 58 |
| First video game with a selectable level of difficulty | 54 |
| "The ___," Shakespeare's last complete play | 57 |
| Destiny of a person who can't get a full-time job? | 54 |
| Her last movie was 1949's 'A Kiss for Corliss' | 58 |
| Seasonal workers (and a short hint to this puzzle's theme) | 62 |
| Proust's "À la Recherche du ___ Perdu" | 56 |
| "I can resist everything except ___": Oscar Wilde | 59 |
| ''Time flies,'' with ''fugit'' | 62 |
| Latin for "cheating on one's timecard"? | 53 |
| Judge's highest rating, on "Dancing with the Stars" | 65 |
| "I wouldn't touch it with a ___-foot pole!" | 57 |
| Wayne Rooney's jersey number, for Manchester United | 55 |
| Pearl Jam album with "Alive" and "Jeremy" | 61 |
| Number worn by Pelé, Diego Maradona, and Zinedine Zidane | 59 |
| Number of points scored by Seattle in their only Super Bowl | 59 |
| Number of one-voweled, seven-letter words in this puzzle | 56 |
| Number of clues in this puzzle that contain factual inaccuracies | 64 |
| Its ancient equivalent was used to create this puzzle's theme | 65 |
| How many "Summoner's Tales" Sting told | 52 |
| Big ___ (NCAA conference that actually has eleven teams) | 56 |
| Album with "Jeremy" and "Even Flow" | 55 |
| Album with "Alive" and "Even Flow" | 54 |
| "I wouldn't touch that with a ___-foot pole!" | 59 |
| "___ Little Indians" (Sherman Alexie book) | 52 |
| ''___ Little Indians'' (Christie classic) | 57 |
| Anne Brontë's "The ___ of Wildfell Hall" | 57 |
| "The Things We Do for Love" rock group, 1977 | 54 |
| ___ Beer Night (predictably catastrophic '70s stadium promotion) | 68 |
| ___ Beer Night (1974 baseball promotion that ended in a riot) | 61 |
| "Coin-y" film directed by Lionel Barrymore | 52 |
| What the female agent whispered during the pat-down? | 52 |
| System where "187" means "homicide" | 55 |
| Melinda Caroll "___ the Garden of Your Mind" | 54 |
| Value of a U.S. coronet head coin, minted from 1838 to 1907 | 59 |
| What actually gets tapped with a hammer during a reflex test | 60 |
| Guy you see to solve your muscle connection problems? | 53 |
| "At the Center of the Storm" author George | 52 |
| Lucrative way for a handicapper's bet to pay off | 52 |
| ''I wouldn't touch that with a . . .'' | 58 |
| Vehicle that can sleep nearly a dozen college students? | 55 |
| Bigger band that covered "Happiness in Slavery"? | 58 |
| The world record for it is a little more than 26 minutes | 56 |
| Typist's setup usually performed with the right hand | 56 |
| Its motto is "Agriculture and Commerce": Abbr. | 56 |
| "Agriculture and commerce" is its motto: Abbr. | 56 |
| Synonym for "Pavarottis," in British money slang | 58 |
| State whose eight official songs include "Rocky Top" | 62 |
| “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” illustrator | 58 |
| "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" illustrator | 60 |
| Toni who sang "Love Will Keep Us Together" | 52 |
| "Love Will Keep Us Together" Captain & ___ | 56 |
| Cream "Anyone for ___, wouldn't that be nice?" | 60 |
| Jane ___, Helen Mirren's "Prime Suspect" role | 59 |
| Detective superintendent Jane of TV's "Prime Suspect" | 67 |
| Man who penned this puzzleÂ’s lines, born August 6, 1809 | 59 |
| ''The Charge of the Light Brigade'' poet | 56 |
| Some of the knights in Wagner's "Tannhäuser" | 61 |
| Its clue reads "Unstable subatomic particle" | 54 |
| "Do you know where your children are?" time | 53 |
| Eastern time slot for first-run "NYPD Blue" episodes | 62 |
| Beginning of the FCC's "safe harbor" hours | 56 |
| They're sought on "Dancing With the Stars" | 56 |
| There are 16 per deck in this puzzle's card game | 52 |
| Word with ''oxygen'' or ''pup'' | 63 |
| Sophomoric grade found in this puzzle's three longest entries | 65 |
| Like Virginia among states to ratify the Constitution | 53 |
| Certain one of a series of clones of a 1990s presidential contender? | 68 |
| "I'd Love to Change the World" Woodstock band | 59 |
| Notre Dame linebacker caught up in a dead-girlfriend hoax | 57 |
| Manti who got awfully defensive when asked if he was gay | 56 |
| Former Notre Dame football star and hoax victim Manti | 53 |
| Im-ho-___, Boris Karloff's role in "The Mummy" | 60 |
| Indian home ... or a hint to nine other answers in this puzzle | 62 |
| Long jumper Igor ___-Ovanesyan (recordholder before Bob Beamon) | 63 |
| Late writer/philosopher/"psychonaut" McKenna | 54 |
| First name in the "Desperate Housewives" cast | 55 |
| Garr of "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" | 54 |
| First name in the ''Desperate Housewives'' cast | 63 |
| ''Desperate Housewives'' star Hatcher | 53 |
| Susan’s portrayer on “Desperate Housewives” | 55 |
| Susan's portrayer on "Desperate Housewives" | 57 |
| She played Phoebe's mother on "Friends" | 53 |
| Portrayer of Susan on "Desperate Housewives" | 54 |
| Garr who portrayed Inga in "Young Frankenstein" | 57 |
| Blythe's daughter in ''Meet the Parents'' | 61 |
| Ben's girlfriend in "Meet the Parents" | 52 |