| Transmit germs to, after failing to cover one's mouth | 57 |
| "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" character | 53 |
| Matt who scored the only Jets touchdown in Super Bowl history | 61 |
| Matt who scored the Jets only touchdown in Super Bowl III | 57 |
| Mortimer who was asked "How can you be so stupid?" | 60 |
| Comics pet who sometimes shares a panel with the duck Kvack | 59 |
| Show with Stefon, the City Correspondent for New York City | 58 |
| ''Not Ready for Prime Time Players'' show | 57 |
| Where the Blues Brothers got their start, familiarly | 52 |
| Venue for the Not Ready for Prime Time Players, in brief | 56 |
| TV show with recurring "Killer Bees" sketches | 55 |
| TV show that had recurring "Killer Bees" sketches | 59 |
| TV show that Gerald Ford was the first president to appear on | 61 |
| Sketch show that hasn't had a black female regular since 2007 | 65 |
| Show with an inaccurate title for Western U.S. viewers | 54 |
| Show with a "Weekend Update" segment, briefly | 55 |
| Show with "The Ambiguously Gay Duo," for short | 56 |
| Show with "Celebrity Jeopardy!" spoofs, briefly | 57 |
| Show which several "30 Rock" actors came from | 55 |
| Show that launched Eddie Murphy and Chevy Chase, for short | 58 |
| Show that debuted with Gilda Radner and John Belushi, briefly | 61 |
| Show on which Lennon and McCartney considered reuniting, for short | 66 |
| Show from which Adrien Brody and Martin Lawrence are banned for life | 68 |
| Show featuring many alumni of L.A.'s Groundlings comedy troupe | 66 |
| Show announced by Don Pardo for 30+ years, for short | 52 |
| Precursor to talk shows for Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers, in short | 66 |
| NBC sketch comedy show for Murray and Murphy, for short | 55 |
| NBC show where Chase, Belushi, Radner et al. got their big breaks | 65 |
| NBC show that did "Celebrity Jeopardy!" parodies | 58 |
| Janis Ian, Billy Preston and George Carlin were its first guests | 64 |
| Its studio was built for the NBC Symphony in '37 | 52 |
| Conan O'Brien's employer from '88 to '91 | 56 |
| Birthplace of "Wayne's World," briefly | 52 |
| "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood" show, for short | 59 |
| "Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney?" show, familiarly | 64 |
| "Bill Swerski's Superfans" show, for short | 56 |
| ''... from New York ...'' show, briefly | 55 |
| Start with ''Cone'' or ''Cat'' | 62 |
| Commercial word with "Cone" or "Cat" | 56 |
| Commercial word with "Cone" and "Cap" | 57 |
| ''Cone'' or ''Cat'' intro | 57 |
| Someone whose taste is obviously so much better than yours, duh | 63 |
| "He who meanly admires mean things," per Thackeray | 60 |
| Ones whose tastes you obviously wouldn't understand | 55 |
| Nestlé brand named for its covering of tiny white confection balls | 69 |
| Reality star who competed in WrestleMania 27 in 2011 | 52 |
| TV star who wrote the novel "A Shore Thing," informally | 65 |
| Reality star Polizzi who wrote "A Shore Thing" | 56 |
| One who peels back a piece of the Christmas wrapping, e.g. | 58 |
| Check the contents of the host's medicine cabinet | 53 |
| He had a 2004 #1 hit "Drop It Like It's Hot" | 58 |
| Website to see if your favorite urban legend is really true | 59 |
| Sing & ___ Ernie ("Sesame Street" doll) | 53 |
| Pokémon move that fails if the attacker is not asleep | 56 |
| In comics, it's represented by a string of Z's | 54 |
| Put your head down, try this, and you'll breathe easy | 57 |
| Laughed like Lily Tomlin's phone operator, Ernestine | 56 |
| The "white" of "White Christmas" | 52 |
| Protest activity for ANWR drilling proponents against EPA officials? | 68 |
| Frequent catch on TV's "Deadliest Catch" | 54 |
| Edward who was dubbed "The Dark Prophet" by Time magazine | 67 |
| Winter storm occurrences ... and a hint to the theme of this puzzle | 67 |
| Like the characters in Christie's "The Mousetrap" | 63 |
| Best-selling David Guterson novel made into a 1999 film | 55 |
| Object seen just before and after Kane says "Rosebud" | 63 |
| Woman associated with seven other answers in this puzzle | 56 |
| "The children were nestled all ___ in their beds" | 59 |
| Tom who was followed by Craig Kilborn and Craig Ferguson | 56 |
| "___ guy walks into a bar . . ." (joke start) | 55 |
| "... ___ fool returneth to his folly": Proverbs 26:11 | 63 |
| ''___ priest, a minister and a rabbi walk ...'' | 63 |
| 1970 British sci-fi film, "The Mind of Mr. ___" | 57 |
| TV series from which "Benson" was spun off | 52 |
| TV series about sisters Jessica Tate and Mary Campbell | 54 |
| Supply hidden in the first two letters of the long answers' words | 69 |
| Bar found at the end of this puzzle's seven longest answers | 63 |
| Platform ... or something that appears four times in this puzzle? | 65 |
| 1991 comedy with a behind-the-scenes look at a daytime drama | 60 |
| "General Hospital" and "One Life to Live" | 61 |
| Cracker box: "Slide finger under flap and loosen gently"... | 69 |
| Beatles lyric "I want you, I want you ___" | 52 |
| "Give My Regards to Broad Street" McCartney jam | 57 |
| Juice brand with the digital newsletter Lizard Tales | 52 |
| Dava ___, author of the best seller "Longitude" | 57 |
| Dirk DeJong's nickname in a 1924 Pulitzer-winning novel | 59 |
| 1932 Barbara Stanwyck film based on a Pulitzer-winning novel | 60 |
| Reacts like a toddler who doesn't get what she wants, perhaps | 65 |
| Journalists who write heart-tugging stories, slangily | 53 |
| Greaser rival in the novel "The Outsiders" | 52 |
| With respect to one's interactions with other people | 56 |
| Event where "Roll Over Beethoven" might be played | 59 |
| Typical "The Sifl & Olly Show" character | 54 |
| Noted philosopher (the basis for three anagrams in this puzzle) | 63 |
| Anthrax's Scott Ian's other thrash band (Abbr.) | 55 |
| Word with ''water'' or ''fountain'' | 67 |
| Word with ''cream'' or ''baking'' | 65 |
| Sixth most abundant element in the Earth's crust | 52 |
| Variety headline about the MPAA's decision on a movie about salt? | 69 |
| One of the five "cities of the plain" in Genesis | 58 |
| Its men were "wicked and sinners before the Lord" | 59 |