| "I asked for tomato bisque, not gazpacho!" (complaint #1) | 67 |
| ... can you be held legally responsible for bad advice? | 55 |
| Annual M.I.T. event held during Martin Luther King weekend | 58 |
| "Maria has a new news source: The Great Beyond!" | 58 |
| Sitcom about a family of Dresden residents raised by a single parent? | 69 |
| Cockney and French, when I'm entertaining people at parties? | 64 |
| Dubliner's song about the aftereffects of his lifelong drinking? | 68 |
| Want Christmas trees covered with treats in a superficial way (10) | 66 |
| New tax relief that rewards successful players (5,4) | 52 |
| Identification comprised of five different notes (5) | 52 |
| Evergreen tree has critical condition that's contagious (7) | 63 |
| He played an attendant at Wally's Filling Station in 1960s TV | 65 |
| "Singin' in the Rain" composer ___ Herb Brown | 59 |
| Famous gymnast, after marrying a former vice president? | 55 |
| "Ain't Helena the capital of Idaho?" reply? | 57 |
| "Dared clean his ___ front of him": Pushkin | 53 |
| John Coltrane ballad named after his wife (anagram of MANIA) | 60 |
| Ernie Kovacs's gorilla band, with "The" | 53 |
| Man, according to a longtime Desmond Morris best-seller | 55 |
| William S. Burroughs novel (and this puzzle's theme) | 56 |
| Indian greeting that means "bowing to you" | 52 |
| Status-seeking sort ... or a solver of this puzzle, initially? | 62 |
| Seeker of admiration in conversation via associations | 53 |
| A: Annie Laurie. Q: What is the indefinite English ___? | 55 |
| One who might "report to the lobby" as you do | 55 |
| He might "report to the lobby" the same time as you | 61 |
| " . . . ___ those who love the Lord": Hunt | 52 |
| They're hidden in this puzzle's seven longest answers | 61 |
| Game show in which "Stuttering pig" might be a clue? | 62 |
| What Starkist decided to do for "Charlie"? | 52 |
| Part of the refrain before "hey hey hey" in a 1969 #1 song | 68 |
| "(You Don't Know) How Glad I Am" singer | 53 |
| Grandma Katherine Romano portrayer on "One Day at a Time" | 67 |
| Government perceived to overcontrol the welfare of its citizens | 63 |
| Hypothetical high-tech predator in Crichton's "Prey" | 66 |
| Title subject of a 1922 documentary in the National Film Registry | 65 |
| "___ of the North" (1922 silent documentary) | 54 |
| Algonquian people from the Delaware and Chesapeake Bay areas | 60 |
| Tendency to overcompensate for a perceived shortcoming | 54 |
| Subject of Edmond Rostand's play "L'Aiglon" | 61 |
| "I will pay more attention to my appearance," said ___ | 64 |
| Jack who hosted the 1950's game show "Dotto" | 58 |
| Unmanned solar-powered aircraft tested in the 1980s and 1990s | 61 |
| Journalist Octavia canned by CNN for a tweet sympathetic to Hezbollah | 69 |
| Scarlett Johansson's costar in "An American Rhapsody" | 67 |
| "Buon ___" ("Merry Christmas," in Italy) | 60 |
| "Star Wars" actress who's a Harvard grad | 54 |
| Maria portrayer in the "West Side Story" film | 55 |
| "Rebel Without a Cause" actress who's a hard case? | 64 |
| Basketball's Archibald injured the Dalai Lama, palindromically | 66 |
| Virginia landmark, or a dental restoration that occurs on its own? | 66 |
| With "the", past decade name, to mischief-makers? | 59 |
| Vessel in "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea" | 59 |
| "The Guns of ___" (1961 Best Picture Oscar nominee) | 61 |
| Inevitable comparison in reductio ad Hitlerum arguments | 55 |
| Franz Liebkind is a retired one in "The Producers" | 60 |
| "The Soup ___" (memorable "Seinfeld" episode) | 65 |
| "The Soup ___" (classic "Seinfeld" episode) | 63 |
| Mid-90s arcade basketball game that failed to include Michael Jordan | 68 |
| "___ NBC" (1990s show with a theme by John Tesh) | 58 |
| The Mavs' Mark Cuban and the Nets' Jay-Z, e.g. | 54 |
| Grateful Dead classic about a family member's musical group | 63 |
| Play with no intermission and only a few scenes, likely | 55 |
| Ronald who directed "The Poseidon Adventure" | 54 |
| Equine that originated in Italy's Campania region | 53 |
| Occurrence of events not quite eerily at the same time? | 55 |
| Facial hair that starts at the chin line and goes down | 54 |
| ON THE WATERFRONT remake about a Texas city's cleanup effort? | 65 |
| How Goldin and her rivals finish in photography competitions? | 61 |
| Great-kissing "Breakfast of Champions" co-star? | 57 |
| Result of sitting in the front row of a movie theater, perhaps | 62 |
| Tragic heroine of "I Pagliacci" and namesakes | 55 |
| Old fast-food chain whose mascot's head was an orange | 57 |
| Composer who wrote the book "The Paris Diaries" | 57 |
| 1920s-'30s stone-faced comic actor causes a war of words? | 61 |
| "He shall not ___ if he have his own": Shak. | 54 |
| Fancy way of asking if you have to skip doing something | 55 |
| Painter Alice who was the subject of a 2007 documentary | 55 |
| Hockey Hall of Famer who played for the Canucks and Bruins | 58 |
| "Faint heart ___" (old saying quoted by Cervantes) | 60 |
| Ones with bad things to say about the state of the nation? | 58 |
| Iggy displayed some undeveloped photographs in order to make a ... | 66 |
| Prime minister who gave his name to an article of clothing | 58 |
| His birthday is celebrated as Children's Day in India | 57 |
| Singer who played himself in "Saving Silverman" | 57 |
| Singer with the hit album "The Hungry Years" | 54 |
| Writer with the most combined Tony and Oscar nominations | 56 |
| Singer of "Southern Man" and "Old Man" | 58 |
| Alt.country singer whose backing band is Her Boyfriends | 55 |
| "Ten Days in a Mad-House" journalist, 1887 | 52 |
| Oscar nominee for best actress in "Prince of Tides" | 61 |
| Late political leader who wrote "Long Walk to Freedom" | 64 |
| ___ lion, beast slain by Hercules in his first labor | 52 |
| Former relief pitcher Robb and his first baseman father Dick, for two | 69 |
| Recent rightist who's not very serious about it? | 52 |
| "Nine," in a popular but now-outdated mnemonic | 56 |
| Portia's maid in "The Merchant of Venice" | 55 |
| Kitten Garfield routinely threatens to ship to Abu Dhabi | 56 |
| Start of an edgy person's description of himself | 52 |
| "WKRP in Cincinnati" news director Les ___ | 52 |