| Emma Leroy portrayer, Janet _____ | 33 |
| ... and last name of this puzzle's quipster | 47 |
| Price Tower designer's area of expertise? | 45 |
| Aviator Wilbur's entitlements? | 34 |
| Airplane wings, propellers, etc. | 32 |
| Exclamation upon meeting Orville? | 33 |
| Squeeze (out), as water from a wet towel | 40 |
| Clasp tightly in distress, as one's hands | 45 |
| Squeeze the juice from, with "out" | 44 |
| Squeeze out water, as of clothes | 32 |
| Dry, as a wet towel, with "out" | 41 |
| Squeeze the water out of Southern greens? | 41 |
| What to do before starting a new wash? | 38 |
| Reprimander's slapping spot? | 32 |
| Murderdolls "Slit My ___" | 35 |
| Touchscreen device with a strap? | 32 |
| Carpal tunnel syndrome locations | 32 |
| Where to find time on one's hand? | 37 |
| Procedures for detecting carpal fractures | 41 |
| ___ of assistance (search warrant) | 34 |
| Kind of candidate who's rarely successful | 45 |
| Movement for one not on the ballot | 34 |
| "None of the above," essentially | 42 |
| Do humor in the style of Alfred E. Neuman? | 42 |
| ''Please send a letter'' | 40 |
| Remove from the books, as an unpaid debt | 40 |
| Compose the appropriate ceremony? | 33 |
| After "The," title of this puzzle | 43 |
| They go in a worker's file, good or bad | 43 |
| "On __": Stephen King memoir | 38 |
| Start of a quotation by Rick Bragg | 34 |
| Item for doodling or note-taking | 32 |
| Spellin' things incorrectly? | 32 |
| Habeas corpus and mandamus, e.g. | 32 |
| "___ on the Wind," 1956 film | 38 |
| Part of a driver's license procedure | 40 |
| Like Corrigan's "way" | 35 |
| Flower part that doesn't match its flower? | 46 |
| Parties one shouldn't go to? | 32 |
| Against all standards of decency | 32 |
| "Conversation at Midnight" | 36 |
| "You are waaay off, buddy!" | 37 |
| "Nope, the other thing" | 33 |
| What an evil - yet punctual - person tends to be? | 49 |
| Bad sign to see when flying down the highway | 44 |
| Directionally challenged pilot of 1938 | 38 |
| "That's all she ___" | 34 |
| Entered a candidate not on the ballot | 37 |
| Sent letters to a country's citizens? | 41 |
| Completed, as a customer's order | 36 |
| It's at the entrance of some estates | 40 |
| Twisted forcibly (with "out") | 39 |
| Second-largest city of Rhode Island | 35 |
| What the satirist brought to the potluck dinner? | 48 |
| Rose raised by a sardonic gardener? | 35 |
| Iowa town where John Wayne was born | 35 |
| Let me make one thing perfectly clear," e.g. | 49 |
| Newspaper whose puzzle is edited by Mike Shenk | 46 |
| Financial daily paper, for short | 32 |
| Ben Zimmer's newspaper, briefly | 35 |
| 2007 Rupert Murdoch acquisition, for short | 42 |
| Monogram of "Cakes and Ale" author | 44 |
| Org. for Venus and Serena Williams | 34 |
| "That can't be!" Internet abbr. | 45 |
| "Huh?!?," in Internet shorthand | 41 |
| Incredulous internet interjection | 33 |
| "I didn't expect THAT st!" | 40 |
| "Huh?" in Internet circles | 36 |
| "Huh?" ... and the theme of this puzzle | 49 |
| "Are you serious?" in chat rooms | 42 |
| Subj. of a 1999 protest in Seattle | 34 |
| Org. central to a 1999 Seattle protest | 38 |
| Object of a noted 1999 protest in Seattle | 41 |
| Gp. that was the object of a noted 1999 protest | 47 |
| Gp. protested in Seattle in 1999 | 32 |
| Gp. in its Doha round since Nov. 2001 | 37 |
| Focus of 1999 protests in Seattle | 33 |
| Commerce gp. headed by Roberto Azevêdo | 41 |
| Ice cream drinks on loan to developing countries? | 49 |
| They're shown on product packages: Abbr. | 44 |
| Monogram of Atlanta's burner | 32 |
| Data on birth certificates: Abbr. | 33 |
| "Free" gym gear: Abbr. | 32 |
| Site of China's First Bridge | 32 |
| Industrial city of east central China | 37 |
| Arizona national monument with Pueblo ruins | 43 |
| Music source on many an old fairground | 38 |
| Sausage (and the theme of this puzzle) | 38 |
| "Knock" or "brat" attachment | 48 |
| Radio station in a 1970 Paul Newman title | 41 |
| Chinese martial arts, collectively | 34 |
| Yorkshire manor of the Earnshaw family | 38 |
| Where Earnshaw gambled away his patrimony | 41 |
| It may precede "woo" on a valentine | 45 |
| "Take Me Home, Country Roads" subj. | 45 |
| Where Harper's Ferry is: Abbr. | 34 |
| “Take Me Home, Country Roads” subj. | 43 |
| Harpers Ferry Natl. Hist. Park setting | 38 |
| "We Are Marshall" setting: Abbr. | 42 |
| Instantaneous web-based communication syst. | 43 |