| ["You chauvinist pig!"] | 33 |
| ["You don't mean...!"] | 36 |
| [*cross out* Studio substitute] Squarish bed? | 45 |
| [Acolyte, tennis player, waiter] | 32 |
| [And that's the end of my artsy movie] | 42 |
| [Don't blame those spelling errors on me] | 45 |
| [Give me the worm! Give me the worm!] | 37 |
| [I can't remember the words to this song] | 45 |
| [I just need, like, one spoonful of milk] | 41 |
| [I'd like some oats over here...!] | 38 |
| [I'm getting absolutely milked here] | 40 |
| [I'm not happy about doing this] | 36 |
| [I'm not happy about this ...] | 34 |
| [I'm really tired of being a castaway] | 42 |
| [I've heard that one too often] | 35 |
| [If it weren't for this leash...] | 37 |
| [it was wrong before I quoted it] | 33 |
| [Oy, it's so hot in this kitchen!] | 38 |
| [Prince's glyph symbol] alternative | 39 |
| [Spoiler alert!] Dumbledore's assassin | 42 |
| [Stay the fuck away from this scrap yard] | 41 |
| [Tell me one I haven't heard before] | 40 |
| [That makes me so uncomfortable] | 32 |
| [the spelling's intentional] | 32 |
| [There's more about this below] | 35 |
| [This part of the email is irrelevant to you] | 45 |
| [this section of the email was removed] | 39 |
| [We'll tell you later]: Abbr. | 33 |
| [What you just typed was very amusing] | 38 |
| [You should try some of this grass] | 35 |
| _apper on "Pimp My Ride" | 34 |
| __ Horse; or Live Free .. Die Hard star Justin | 47 |
| __ ''King'' Cole | 32 |
| __ & Bacon: textbook publisher | 34 |
| __ & cheese (kid's lunch) | 33 |
| __ & Perrins: Worcestershire sauce | 38 |
| __ & Teicher, '60s-'70s keyboard duo | 48 |
| __ & the Gang: "Celebration" group | 48 |
| __ "a Gift "(W.C. Fields film) | 40 |
| __ "Cassius Clay "('70 documentary) | 49 |
| __ "Gay" (WWII bomber) | 32 |
| __ "Road" (Binchy novel) | 34 |
| __ "second" (trance, in France) | 41 |
| __ "Street" (PBS kids' show) | 42 |
| __ 101, world's tallest building | 36 |
| __ 11, mission celebrated in this puzzle | 40 |
| __ 51, supposed Nevada UFO cover-up site | 40 |
| __ 67: Montreal World's Fair | 32 |
| __ : Tokyo :: New Amsterdam : New York | 38 |
| __ a beet (obviously embarrassed) | 33 |
| __ Accepted (phrase on many CVS boxes) | 38 |
| __ Accords, 1993 Israel-PLO pact | 32 |
| __ acid (protein building block) | 32 |
| __ acid: prenatal vitamin ingredient | 36 |
| __ acids (protein building block) | 33 |
| __ Act: 1919 Prohibition legislation | 36 |
| __ Adams Wilderness: Sierra Nevada region | 41 |
| __ Addams (cartoonist's signature) | 38 |
| __ Agnew, singer with Celtic Woman | 34 |
| __ Alley: old music-publishing district | 39 |
| __ and Buster Bunny: "Tiny Toons" stars | 49 |
| __ and dashes (Morse code symbols) | 34 |
| __ and Jack: kids' clothing shop chain | 42 |
| __ and orange (Miami Dolphin team colors) | 41 |
| __ and __ (doing business cleverly) | 35 |
| __ and __ (serious vehicular offense) | 37 |
| __ Antipas, ruler of Galilee: 4 B.C.-A.D. 39 | 44 |
| __ Antoinette: wife of Louis XVI | 32 |
| __ Aquarids (annual meteor shower) | 34 |
| __ Aquarids (spring meteor shower) | 34 |
| __ Aquariids (annual meteor shower) | 35 |
| __ Arena (Sacramento Kings' home) | 37 |
| __ Arena: former Sacramento sports venue | 40 |
| __ Arena: Kentucky Wildcats home | 32 |
| __ artery, which supplies the kidneys | 37 |
| __ Baba ("Arabian Nights" hero) | 41 |
| __ Bacon: "East of Eden" character | 44 |
| __ ball: rubber toy fad of the '80s | 39 |
| __ band: school rally performers | 32 |
| __ Barnacle, wife of James Joyce | 32 |
| __ Barrett's Hollywood: old gossip magazine | 47 |
| __ Bartlet, "The West Wing" president | 47 |
| __ Bay, largest Oregon Coast city | 33 |
| __ Bay: inlet bordering Portland, Maine | 39 |
| __ Beach: Southern California resort | 36 |
| __ Bear, original name of Winnie-the-Pooh | 41 |
| __ Bell: Emily Brontë pen name | 33 |
| __ Bernardi, who played Tevye on Broadway | 41 |
| __ biloba: claimed memory-enhancing extract | 43 |
| __ Bing!: "The Sopranos" nightclub | 44 |
| __ Blair: George Orwell's birth name | 40 |
| __ Blanc, the Alps' highest peak | 36 |
| __ blue: color named for a school | 33 |
| __ board (manicurist's tool) | 32 |
| __ bono: "Who stands to gain?" in law | 47 |
| __ Book: 11th-century English land survey | 41 |
| __ Bourguiba, Tunisian president from 1957-87 | 45 |
| __ Brasi, "The Godfather" hatchet man | 47 |
| __ brûlée: custard dessert | 32 |
| __ Bridge: Bronx/Manhattan/Queens span | 38 |