| Advice to a young Gates: "If you want to succeed, ___!" | 65 |
| Cash-strapped college student's survival ploy #3 | 52 |
| 1982 biopic about train robber Bill Miner, "The ___" | 62 |
| Masochistic punk singer with the given name "Jesus Christ" | 68 |
| Small bird of prey, or an early Dungeons & Dragons world | 60 |
| Film with the line, "I've been slimed" | 52 |
| 1984 movie with the line "I've been slimed" | 57 |
| Rapper who came to prominence as a member of the Wu-Tang Clan | 61 |
| "Henry the Fifth, thy ___ invocate": Shak. | 52 |
| What Macbeth didn't have after Banquo's murder | 54 |
| Composer of "Auto Mall and the Night Visitors"? | 57 |
| Jack of "Jack and the Beanstalk," at times | 52 |
| "Your children are not your children" poet | 52 |
| "Little girl with big ideas" of 1950s fiction | 55 |
| "O wad some Pow'r the ___ gie us": Burns | 54 |
| Only film to sweep the major categories at the Golden Raspberries | 65 |
| Movie that doesn't rhyme with "wiggly" | 52 |
| 2003 film that won the Razzie Award for Worst Picture | 53 |
| 2003 film that won the "Razzie grand slam" | 52 |
| "Just a ___" (Marlene Dietrich's last film) | 57 |
| Pacific islands in W.W. II fighting, with "the" | 57 |
| In Mesopotamian mythology, he and Enkidu killed the Bull of Heaven | 66 |
| Terry who is the only American member of Monty Python | 53 |
| Monty Python member who renounced his American citizenship | 58 |
| ___ Holroyd, "Bell, Book and Candle" witch | 52 |
| Fishing item banned in international waters by the UN in 1993 | 61 |
| "Harry Potter" plant that looks like a bunch of rat tails | 67 |
| Dwarves' representative in the Fellowship of the Ring | 57 |
| "Mickey" singer Basil's card game society? | 56 |
| Ted, the Dolphins' first pick in the 2007 NFL draft | 55 |
| Singer whose "I Just Wanna Stop" was a Top Ten hit in 1978 | 68 |
| Pills to improve one's infomercial knife-wielding? | 54 |
| Italian philosopher ___ Bruno, whose name was given to a lunar crater | 69 |
| 1964 Record of the Year Grammy winner, with "The" | 59 |
| "There's a ___ Soup," Sellers-Hawn film | 53 |
| Organization that held its first troop meeting 3/12/1912 | 56 |
| Military detention base in many campaigns, informally | 53 |
| Military base that is home to Cuba's only McDonalds, familiarly | 67 |
| Detention center with a questionable human rights record, briefly | 65 |
| Cuban base in "A Few Good Men," familiarly | 52 |
| If you need a zombie's help, never say, "___" ... | 63 |
| Cyclops' request on "Wheel of Fortune"? | 53 |
| "I'd like to hear any justification at all" | 57 |
| "I at least need a hint here ..." (with sword drawn) | 62 |
| Cookie Monster's usual newspaper request in N.Y.? | 53 |
| Cry of "Small burgers only!" at McDonald's? | 57 |
| A 1969 rock anthem — as sung by a famous swinger? | 56 |
| Makes sacrifices on behalf of a telecommunications company? | 59 |
| A&E police drama set in South Florida, with "The" | 63 |
| Style seen in ancient amphitheaters and modern runways | 54 |
| Pulitzer Prize author of "In This Our Life" | 53 |
| [ ] that was the creation of an architect born 4/26/1917 | 56 |
| 1987 Joanne Woodward/John Malkovich drama, with "The" | 63 |
| Sobriquet for a fan of a certain musical drama on Fox | 53 |
| One who knows everything about the New Directions, e.g. | 55 |
| "Teeth aren't white until they ___" (old slogan) | 62 |
| Owen ___, rebel in Shakespeare's "King Henry IV" | 62 |
| Play about an actress trying to unload some real estate? | 56 |
| "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" actress ___ Headly | 54 |
| Journalist who published info leaked by Edward Snowden | 54 |
| Musician with the first record formally certified as a million-seller | 69 |
| "Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein" actor | 55 |
| Chart indicating the progression of darkness after sunset? | 58 |
| Shakespearean showplace reconstructed by actor Sam Wanamaker | 60 |
| "My American Wife" actress as a youngster? | 52 |
| Dealt with too lightly (with ''over'') | 54 |
| Like a baseball player who couldn't find his way to the field? | 66 |
| "Hello, here's some wheat protein," in German? | 60 |
| Part of the house where one might check Google messages? | 56 |
| Key of Saint-Saëns's "Danse macabre" | 53 |
| "Live well" nutritional supplement chain, briefly | 59 |
| City of little magical creatures near the Arctic Circle? | 56 |
| Garden Ornaments "R" Us customer, sometimes | 53 |
| "Appetite for Destruction" group, for short | 53 |
| Athlete whose motto might be "the puck stops here"? | 61 |
| "Can you ___ entire day without complaining?" | 55 |
| "___ Alice" (classic 1971 antidrug teen "diary") | 68 |
| George S. Kaufman's "Epitaph for a waiter" | 56 |
| Athena's status [three consecutive identical letters] | 57 |
| Mathematician famous for his incompleteness theorems | 52 |
| Logician known for "incompleteness theorems" | 54 |
| Douglas Hofstadter's "___, Escher, Bach" | 54 |
| 1980 Pulitzer-winning book filled with wordplay and paradoxes | 61 |
| First sequel to win Best Picture, with "The" | 54 |
| Drosselmeier's title in "The Nutcracker" | 54 |
| Movie for which Ian McKellen received a Best Actor nomination | 61 |
| Its tune is also used for "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" | 66 |
| 1976 Broadway musical with the hit song "Day by Day" | 62 |
| Phrase from which the exclamation "Zounds!" comes | 59 |
| Makes more in-your-face commercials, in Madison Avenue-speak | 60 |
| Runs through the neighborhood naked and covered in oatmeal, say | 63 |
| Exceeds limits (or what each of this puzzle's theme items does?) | 68 |
| "Ride more than thou __": "King Lear" | 57 |
| "Where no wood is, there the fire ___ out": Proverbs 26:20 | 68 |
| Shooter Bernhard known as "The Subway Vigilante" | 58 |
| Singer Grant with the 1956 #1 hit "The Wayward Wind" | 62 |
| ___ Grant, "The Wayward Wind" singer, 1956 | 52 |
| DON'T heed this "Twelfth Night" order! | 52 |
| "Things That Make You ___..." (C+C Music Factory single) | 66 |
| What "we're" doing, in a Fall Out Boy song lyric | 62 |