| Text | Length |
| "How obvious!" | 24 |
| 'Gee, ya think?' | 24 |
| "I knew that!" | 24 |
| "What a dope!" | 24 |
| Responses to the obvious | 24 |
| Reactions to no-brainers | 24 |
| John Wayne's moniker | 24 |
| Eastern hoops powerhouse | 24 |
| Another British nobleman | 24 |
| Ellington and Wellington | 24 |
| Boxer's fists: Slang | 24 |
| Word for a playless Jack | 24 |
| Defunct Russian assembly | 24 |
| One-time Russian council | 24 |
| Three Musketeers creator | 24 |
| Word with waiter or bell | 24 |
| Word with bell or waiter | 24 |
| Beloved Disney character | 24 |
| Hauler's destination | 24 |
| Bradstreet's partner | 24 |
| Send a collection notice | 24 |
| East Lothian castle site | 24 |
| Unflattering type of cap | 24 |
| Crocodile hunter of film | 24 |
| City on the Firth of Tay | 24 |
| Northern Indiana feature | 24 |
| Natural flood protection | 24 |
| Ridges of windblown sand | 24 |
| Oscar-winner James, 1945 | 24 |
| Mr. Dooley's creator | 24 |
| The Captain and Tennille | 24 |
| The Blues Brothers, e.g. | 24 |
| Righteous Brothers, e.g. | 24 |
| Morning show team, often | 24 |
| Astaire and Rogers e.g. | 24 |
| Famous name in chemicals | 24 |
| __ mater: brain covering | 24 |
| German engraver Albrecht | 24 |
| Duke University location | 24 |
| Between before and after | 24 |
| More shadowy, as evening | 24 |
| Source of some allergies | 24 |
| Slow driver's snack? | 24 |
| Process for fingerprints | 24 |
| Particles in some storms | 24 |
| Housekeeper's quarry | 24 |
| Brit's refuse holder | 24 |
| Sporty '70s Plymouth | 24 |
| Garb for a crop sprayer? | 24 |
| After-bath skin soothers | 24 |
| Woe for Okies and Arkies | 24 |
| Like neglected furniture | 24 |
| Like neglected tabletops | 24 |
| One way to go for dinner | 24 |
| Soldier's assignment | 24 |
| Noted English highwayman | 24 |
| Film buff's purchase | 24 |
| Convenience store rental | 24 |
| Pet physician's deg. | 24 |
| One of a familiar septet | 24 |
| One of an animated seven | 24 |
| Companion for Snow White | 24 |
| Made one's home (in) | 24 |
| This earns points: Abbr. | 24 |
| SADD tries to prevent it | 24 |
| Cannon on Hollywood sets | 24 |
| Secret of many a redhead | 24 |
| Textile company purchase | 24 |
| One way to hide the gray | 24 |
| Nice 'n Easy product | 24 |
| Eggs may be dipped in it | 24 |
| Blacken or redden, often | 24 |
| Bank thief foiling stuff | 24 |
| Applied Clairol, perhaps | 24 |
| Unnatural, as hair color | 24 |
| Changed one's locks? | 24 |
| Used food coloring, e.g. | 24 |
| No longer green, perhaps | 24 |
| Used madder or woad, say | 24 |
| Unnaturally blonde, e.g. | 24 |
| Rocker's hair, often | 24 |
| Prepared for Easter, say | 24 |
| Changed to pink, perhaps | 24 |
| Beautician, now and then | 24 |
| Decorator of Easter eggs | 24 |
| A sometimes-blonde, e.g. | 24 |
| They lead colorful lives | 24 |
| Cleaners' colleagues | 24 |
| Colorist's inventory | 24 |
| Shoemakers' supplies | 24 |
| Rugmaker's inventory | 24 |
| Hides the gray, in a way | 24 |
| Chrome yellow and others | 24 |
| Brunette-to-redhead jobs | 24 |
| Adjusts shades, in a way | 24 |
| Really anxious (to know) | 24 |
| Desperately longing (to) | 24 |
| Big name in rock history | 24 |
| Law enforcers since 1940 | 24 |
| Easily colored synthetic | 24 |
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