| Two things in a pet-loving monk's cell? | 43 |
| Two things found at an Alaska casino? | 37 |
| Two things at Ms. Gordimer's party? | 39 |
| Two things a beer-swilling Rottweiler can do? | 45 |
| Two teleprompters might flank one | 33 |
| Two tablets every six hours, e.g. | 33 |
| Two strokes of bad luck, literally | 34 |
| Two states, with "the" | 32 |
| Two stars of "Paper Moon" | 35 |
| Two square kilometers, for Monaco | 33 |
| Two silkworms raced and ended in ___ | 36 |
| Two silkworms raced and ended in --- | 37 |
| Two sides of Pascal's triangle | 34 |
| Two rockers make a "John" sandwich? | 45 |
| Two reasons to avoid a dog kennel? | 34 |
| Two Ralph Waldo Emerson collections | 35 |
| Two quarters of an Isthmian city | 32 |
| Two poets whose orthography is unusual | 38 |
| Two picture cards, in a Vegas game | 34 |
| Two pianists, in musicians' argot | 37 |
| Two physicians with contradictory opinions? | 43 |
| Two people Rickrolling at the same time? | 40 |
| Two paces per second, in a march | 32 |
| Two Oscar-winner for a '90 film | 35 |
| Two Oscar winners for best acting? | 34 |
| Two or three on the Richter scale | 33 |
| Two or three chevron wearer: Abbr. | 34 |
| Two or three bags of groceries, say | 35 |
| Two or more eras, in geologic time | 34 |
| Two on the ___ (Crusoe and Friday) | 34 |
| Two of Wisconsin's waterfronts | 34 |
| Two of them signal an "M" | 35 |
| Two of them might precede a sis-boom-bah | 40 |
| Two of them are sometimes put in | 32 |
| Two of the vowel sounds in "banana" | 45 |
| Two of the three gifts of the Magi | 34 |
| Two of the Seven Wonders of the World | 37 |
| Two of the four chambers of the heart | 37 |
| Two of the "4" on a par 4 | 35 |
| Two of Sydney Carton's last words | 37 |
| Two of Henry VIII's six wives | 33 |
| Two of "Three Little Words" | 37 |
| Two no-hit pitchers: 1969–68 | 35 |
| Two networks showing the same game? | 35 |
| Two more birds named for their calls | 36 |
| Two Mexican provisional presidents | 34 |
| Two merged barbershop groups, say | 33 |
| Two make "boxcars" at Vegas | 37 |
| Two key points on an ellipse's major axis | 45 |
| Two in the middle of "middle" | 39 |
| Two horizontal lines, on a BB scorecard | 39 |
| Two great N.Y. centers of culture | 33 |
| Two forms of ID for the wedding party? | 38 |
| Two forms of ID for somber speakers? | 36 |
| Two forms of ID for Mother Goose? | 33 |
| Two forms of ID for inseparable friends? | 40 |
| Two forms of ID for geometry students? | 38 |
| Two forms of ID for Britney Spears? | 35 |
| Two forms of ID for an outback musician? | 40 |
| Two forms of ID for a couch potato? | 35 |
| Two former Yankee southpaws and a director | 42 |
| Two football greats and an author | 33 |
| Two filming sessions for a skydiving scene? | 43 |
| Two fifths of a dead man's hand | 35 |
| Two features of interest on the sunken Titanic? | 47 |
| Two features of a hurried golf game? | 36 |
| Two eighth notes, for iTunes, e.g. | 34 |
| Two districts noted for restaurants | 35 |
| Two decades after Cleopatra's death | 39 |
| Two days before St. Patrick's Day, e.g. | 43 |
| Two cups that don't make a pint | 35 |
| Two cows in love but not married? | 33 |
| Two cowboy portrayers and an actor | 34 |
| Two concerns of a secretive voodoo practicer? | 45 |
| Two cloned basketball centers play spectacularly? | 49 |
| Two characters in "Lincoln"? | 38 |
| Two cents' worth, so to speak | 33 |
| Two bucks, on Mediterranean Avenue | 34 |
| Two bottled liquids kept in a cabinet? | 38 |
| Two bells, in a sailor's middle watch | 41 |
| Two bells on the afternoon watch | 32 |
| Two adjectives applied to roads? | 32 |
| Two actors make an "Albert" sandwich | 46 |
| Two ... two ... two mints in one | 32 |
| Two "Monday, Monday" singers | 38 |
| Two "King Lear" characters | 36 |
| Two ''G'' nations | 33 |
| Twitter's was on November 7th, 2013 | 39 |
| Twitter's was 11/7/2013: Abbr. | 34 |
| Twisty hair style for active people? | 36 |
| Twists of paper for lighting candles | 36 |
| Twists and turns in a bowling alley | 35 |
| Twisted Sister "___ Take It" | 38 |
| Twisted Sister "Under the ___" | 40 |
| Twisted person or Moore documentary | 35 |
| Twisted forcibly (with "out") | 39 |
| Twisted character in “Oliver Twist” | 43 |
| Twist pioneer many years after Chubby? | 38 |
| Twist in "Oliver Twist" | 33 |
| Twist ending author after turning to symbolism? | 47 |