| Widespread Internet prank involving a bait-and-switch link to a music video | 75 |
| Molecule key for studying evolutionary relationships between species: Abbr. | 75 |
| 1990s dance hit with that recurring line "Bada bwi ba ba bada bo" | 75 |
| He voiced Meadowlark in the "Harlem Globetrotters" cartoon series | 75 |
| Oscar winner who sang in "Darby O'Gill and the Little People" | 75 |
| Antiperspirant brand once advertised as "strong enough for a man" | 75 |
| Author of the controversial kids' book "In the Night Kitchen" | 75 |
| Advice to a young Schwarzenegger: "If you want to succceed, ___!" | 75 |
| Discovery channel programming block that included "Ocean of Fear" | 75 |
| Word after "does" and "doesn't" in an old ad slogan | 75 |
| "Where'd'ya hang 'Water Lillies' in this museum?" | 75 |
| "___ liebt dich" ("She Loves You" rerecorded in German) | 75 |
| Often-cited distance between things ... or what's hidden in this puzzle | 75 |
| "Try to chew your food a little more--don't scarf it" phrase? | 75 |
| Whom Raskolnikov confesses his crime to in "Crime and Punishment" | 75 |
| Movie character who says "The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of" | 75 |
| A synonym for it can be found inside this puzzle's four longest entries | 75 |
| "The primary factor in a successful attack," per Lord Mountbatten | 75 |
| Lowish varieties of "vertical deflection traffic calming devices" | 75 |
| A "Star Trek" officer and a physician are going to board a plane? | 75 |
| Springing bounce in tall grasses, as by an animal, to view the surroundings | 75 |
| Identification that John David Sweeney, Jr. was the first to receive: Abbr. | 75 |
| Subject of James Carville's "... And the Horse He Rode In On" | 75 |
| "Souvenir" picked up in Amsterdam's red-light district: Abbr. | 75 |
| Many thoroughfares ... or what this puzzle's Across answers consist of? | 75 |
| "___ Nacht" (original German version of "Silent Night") | 75 |
| Top-grossing concert act of 1989, '94 and '05, with "the" | 75 |
| Classical music group ... or what the four sets of circled letters make up? | 75 |
| Theme #4 (Dah dah-dah dah-dah, dah dah dah! Dah dah-dah dah-dah Dat-Dadah!) | 75 |
| Word that may elicit the response "And don't call me Shirley" | 75 |
| Swing both ways, and a literal hint to how four puzzle answers were created | 75 |
| Word elisions, as in "forecastle" to "fo'c'sle" | 75 |
| Skill needed when being asked "Does this dress make me look fat?" | 75 |
| U.S. President who inaugurated baseball's 7th inning stretch, allegedly | 75 |
| "¿Qué ___?" ("¿Cómo estás?" alternative) | 75 |
| It begins: "It was the best of times . . . " (with "A") | 75 |
| Movie epic that's probably more than you ever wanted to know about poi? | 75 |
| Letter that some feel should have its own day, rather than pi having Pi Day | 75 |
| Country-pop star with the 2008 six-time platinum album "Fearless" | 75 |
| QB whose name is added phonetically to the middle of the three long entries | 75 |
| "America's favorite active pro athlete," per a 2012 ESPN poll | 75 |
| Anybody featured in a high school yearbook, if you don't count teachers | 75 |
| ''Don't __!'' (''Mum's the word!'') | 75 |
| Real-life scientist played by David Bowie in "The Prestige," 2006 | 75 |
| Walter who wrote "The Hustler" and "The Color of Money" | 75 |
| 1980 romantic adventure film starring Brooke Shields and Christopher Atkins | 75 |
| 1967 war film, and an apt description for this puzzle's starred answers | 75 |
| "That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest" penner | 75 |
| "A Nervous ___ Motion of the Head to the Left" (Andrew Bird song) | 75 |
| "If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us ___": Mel Brooks | 75 |
| "I say, old chap, I've sold my last copy of that newsweekly"? | 75 |
| Singer with the so-called "hardest-working legs in show business" | 75 |
| Film score composer Dimitri with twenty-six Oscar nominations and four wins | 75 |
| "X-Men" villain with great leaping ability and a very long tongue | 75 |
| Outfits for dancing to a frat house performance by Otis Day and the Knights | 75 |
| "You've got ___ your way into tomorrow" (Glen Campbell lyric) | 75 |
| "I'm returning this laundry product-it only works on blouses" | 75 |
| Where you might see a "Don't even think of parking here" sign | 75 |
| Featured artist on the #1 singles "Low" and "Kiss Kiss" | 75 |
| Subject of the third movement of Respighi's "Fontane di Roma" | 75 |
| QB's pace just before a series that will start after a commercial break | 75 |
| ''___ Remember'' (from ''The Fantasticks'') | 75 |
| Who said "Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood" | 75 |
| "Livin' on ___ time" (lyric in a #1 Don Williams country hit) | 75 |
| Bo(dice attachment with la)y(ers that's a hallmar)k (of ballet danc)ing | 75 |
| "Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits" quipper | 75 |
| "___ brillig, and the slithy toves ..." ("Jabberwocky") | 75 |
| Instrument on which Jake Shimabukuro can play "Bohemian Rhapsody" | 75 |
| Title name written "on the door of this legended tomb," in poetry | 75 |
| "Sonata Quasi __ Fantasia": Beethoven's "Moonlight" | 75 |
| It's pictured in Van Gogh's "Starry Night Over the Rhone" | 75 |
| The Tragically Hip "___ all up, don't save a thing for later" | 75 |
| Part of the face whose name is derived from the Latin for "grape" | 75 |
| Carpet cleaning device with the slogan "Nothing sucks like a ..." | 75 |
| Member of the 2007 Women's N.C.A.A. champion basketball team, for short | 75 |
| Playground equipment that'll move if you're really, really patient? | 75 |
| Whence the line "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation" | 75 |
| Robert Frost poem that includes "Good fences make good neighbors" | 75 |
| Animator who dropped out of high school to join the army (but was rejected) | 75 |
| "Much too serious a thing to be left to the military": Clemenceau | 75 |
| Team Wilt Chamberlain played for when he scored 100 points in a single game | 75 |
| "Dial ___ Watkins" (2004 album by Welsh bluesman Geraint Watkins) | 75 |
| ... Massachusetts birthplace of the 19th-century feminist Elizabeth Packard | 75 |
| Song that includes the line, "How can I live through another day" | 75 |
| Holiday song that begins "The sun is shining, the grass is green" | 75 |
| "My ___" (song on The Who's "Who's Next" album) | 75 |
| Award honoring literature that features women's stories set in the West | 75 |
| He wrote, "God moves in a mysterious way, His wonders to perform" | 75 |
| Former "On Language" New York Times columnist who died on 9/27/09 | 75 |
| Floors [an avxwords.com subscription makes a great holiday crossword gift!] | 75 |
| Recent strikers who literally account for today's missing theme letters | 75 |
| "High Qua1ityMeds - 50% off ___ straight from our 0nline parma3y" | 75 |
| Advice like "Don't fly so low you crash into the Death Star"? | 75 |
| Doors song off "Backstage and Dangerous" (with "Hyper") | 75 |
| Five-time teammate of Bryant, Duncan, and Nowitzki at the NBA All-Star Game | 75 |
| "___ Favourites" (2005 compilation album from the Tragically Hip) | 75 |
| "___ Am" (Melissa Etheridge album released the year she came out) | 75 |
| Nerdy band with "I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass" | 75 |
| "Chimp and ___" (kid-lit series by Catherine and Laurence Anholt) | 75 |
| Organization whose members are at least halfway toward becoming centenarians | 76 |