| "O Freunde, nicht ___ Töne! (opening line to Beethoven's Ninth) | 75 |
| "Consume only lemon water and cayenne pepper during the day," say | 75 |
| 2008 spoof flick that got a rare 0% rating from the website Rotten Tomatoes | 75 |
| Internet news source that was the first to break the Clinton/Lewinsky story | 75 |
| Part of his body was famously insured for $100,000 by Lloyd's of London | 75 |
| Temporary numeric identifications assigned to a node in an internet network | 75 |
| They fly throughout the U.K. (not to be confused with the American carrier) | 75 |
| "Betty, la ___" (telenovela that inspired "Ugly Betty") | 75 |
| Mathematician Pierre whose "last theorem" took 358 years to prove | 75 |
| Book about some dork with the uncanny ability to create computer documents? | 75 |
| South Carolina university whose alumni include Amy Grant and Keith Lockhart | 75 |
| Event featuring new work, and where the items in the corners might be found | 75 |
| "Who is John ___?" (question asked in "Atlas Shrugged") | 75 |
| Midwestern city that's the title of a song in "The Music Man" | 75 |
| On second thought, make it a goofball comedy: "The Good Earth..." | 75 |
| "I'm returning these pet accessories-they're quite holey" | 75 |
| "The whole of ___ consists in the art of being honest": Jefferson | 75 |
| Boxing champ portrayed in the biopic "Somebody Up There Likes Me" | 75 |
| Shak. play with the famous line, "What a piece of pork is a man"? | 75 |
| What I wished for, but couldn't write correctly due to heavy turbulence | 75 |
| "Come to the sheltered spot you can't wait to get away from!" | 75 |
| Genre-hopping jazz pianist who scored the "Fat Albert" theme song | 75 |
| "And so this foul vixen kept me broadcasting for years" response? | 75 |
| What one gets by multiplying the numbers in this puzzle's theme answers | 75 |
| NBA military appreciation initiative, and a hint to this puzzle's theme | 75 |
| "___ say it is good to fall": Whitman, "Song of Myself" | 75 |
| Song that starts "A winter's day in a deep and dark December" | 75 |
| "My plan is to hide inside John's piano and jump out at him"? | 75 |
| Arkansas real estate group under scrutiny in the Whitewater investigations | 75 |
| Monkees hit composed by Neil Diamond which was later covered by Smash Mouth | 75 |
| "___ with a wonderful guy" (lyric from "South Pacific") | 75 |
| "So why on earth should ___" ("A Hard Day's Night") | 75 |
| Boxer Johansson who was Sports Illustrated's 1959 Sportsman of the Year | 75 |
| Urban areas (as hinted at by the circled letters in this puzzle's grid) | 75 |
| Only author represented in every major division of the Dewey Decimal System | 75 |
| "___ little silhouetto ..." ("Bohemian Rhapsody" lyric) | 75 |
| Lead-in to "Five Dollars" and "Sixpence" in song titles | 75 |
| "Chances are 'cause ___ a silly grin..." (Johnny Mathis line) | 75 |
| One of three Oscar hosts who were also nominated for an award the same year | 75 |
| Curtis who wrote the children's book "My Mommy Hung the Moon" | 75 |
| Best Actor of 1990 who later supplied a voice for "The Lion King" | 75 |
| Oscar-winning director of "A Bug's Life" and "Cars" | 75 |
| Yankees hurler (1996 champs) / Solo singer of "Lady" (#1 in 1980) | 75 |
| It states that a planet's orbit is an ellipse with the Sun at one focus | 75 |
| Author of "The General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money" | 75 |
| Transmission with the heading: "FROM: THE GREATEST PITCHER EVER"? | 75 |
| Olympic gold medalist who was a "Dancing With the Stars" champion | 75 |
| Literary character whose last words are "The horror! The horror!" | 75 |
| Target of criticism in Vincent Bugliosi's 1996 book "Outrage" | 75 |
| Michael who memorized the patterns of the "Press Your Luck" board | 75 |
| [*cross out* Gibbons and siamangs] Mountaintop that's not the very top? | 75 |
| "I'm wearing some outdoorsy clothes I bought from a catalog"? | 75 |
| James Hilton novel that's the source of the term "Shangri-La" | 75 |
| It's the end of the world!...if you want to get really literal about it | 75 |
| Square, in old slang, as indicated by forming a square with one's hands | 75 |
| Bread with swirls stolen by Jerry in a classic "Seinfeld" episode | 75 |
| 2003 film with the tagline "Free Your Mind," with "The" | 75 |
| "Anyway, my deadline's ap¬proach¬ing. I better get ___" | 75 |
| Director of "Charlie's Angels" and "This Means War" | 75 |
| "... They lived peacefully in the land of ___, until one day ..." | 75 |
| Author Prosper __ who wrote "Carmen," on which the opera is based | 75 |
| Cartoon character played by Leslie Nielsen in a 1997 live-action adaptation | 75 |
| Mississippi petulantly observes it in tandem with Robert E. Lee's birth | 75 |
| Condition resulting from long-term dietary deficiencies or undernourishment | 75 |
| Winner of 2009's Best Supporting Actress Oscar for "Precious" | 75 |
| Shakespearean "I can't believe we just stayed up all night!"? | 75 |
| Political comedian with the 1973 album "Sing a Song of Watergate" | 75 |
| Mascot for Sting, or a cookie company's expansion into precious metals? | 75 |
| Soft leather used in wallets, whose name derives from a place in California | 75 |
| Chic scientists love these Day-Glo accessories for Special Forces troops... | 75 |
| White House press secretary who once hosted "Saturday Night Live" | 75 |
| Team with which Yogi Berra and Willie Mays both ended their playing careers | 75 |
| Greek prince ___ Cassadine, longtime "General Hospital" character | 75 |
| Sue Ann __, Betty White's role on "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" | 75 |
| Nearly circular shape used as the floor plan for most Bahá'i temples | 75 |
| Clapton "Don't want ___. Just another reason for another lie" | 75 |
| Metaphorical talk show area of which each of the theme entries steers clear | 75 |
| It doesn't portray a big win nearly as well when it's regular-sized | 75 |
| Having gained citizenship in another country. The UK, perhaps, in this case | 75 |
| The largest man-made object in orbit around the Earth, with "The" | 75 |
| The world's largest ..., in Anniston, Alabama, boasts fifteen-foot legs | 75 |
| NFL star Michael who was the basis for the movie "The Blind Side" | 75 |
| Song with the lyric "In the middle of the night I call your name" | 75 |
| MATURE, FUN-LOVING man, smoker, music lover. Come share a palatial home ... | 75 |
| Ukrainian-born actress who was a Bond girl in "Quantum of Solace" | 75 |
| "A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread..." writer's name, translated | 75 |
| "Say as he says, ___ shall never go" ("The Taming of the Shr | 75 |
| "Saw the air too much with your hand," in Shakespeare's words | 75 |
| "In 2008, I said I was going to take piano lessons.Instead I ..." | 75 |
| Shelley poem that begins "I met a traveller from an antique land" | 75 |
| Literary experimentalist Georges with "Life: A User's Manual" | 75 |
| Item on a safari guide's "least recommended activities" list? | 75 |
| "Weird Al" Yankovic album featuring "Addicted to Spuds" | 75 |
| ___ Awards (pop culture ceremony in which the public votes for the winners) | 75 |
| Theater VIP section, as suggested by the answers on this puzzle's edges | 75 |
| Lying in the mud during a freezing storm, in "The Divine Comedy"? | 75 |
| The ability to be on a string, can mouth along to what I'm saying, etc. | 75 |
| Healing technique that's Japanese for "universal life energy" | 75 |
| Announcement/event of September 2011, or what happened to the theme answers | 75 |
| She reprised Faye Dunaway's role in "The Thomas Crown Affair" | 75 |