| "The ___ Club" (bygone televangelist show) | 52 |
| "The ___ Club" (1970's-80's TV show) | 54 |
| '70s-'80s televangelist show "The __ Club" | 60 |
| What this puzzle's four missing clues spell, in order | 57 |
| Peter and the Test Tube Babies got "Banned From" them | 63 |
| Shakespeare's "merry wanderer of the night" | 57 |
| Journalist and publisher who established a prestigious prize | 60 |
| Stars that exhibit the "lighthouse effect" | 52 |
| Sneaker brand endorsed by Walt "Clyde" Frazier | 56 |
| "I threw away my golf shoes when I got a hole-in-one," e.g. | 69 |
| "When the smog clears in California, UCLA," e.g. | 58 |
| "Treat homonyms as synonyms": Walter Redfern | 54 |
| "The lowest form of humor," per Samuel Johnson | 56 |
| "Some nylons will give you a run for your money," e.g. | 64 |
| "My bike won't go because it's two tired," e.g. | 65 |
| "Miró, Miró, on the wall," e.g. | 55 |
| "I'd like to study philosophy, but I just Kant," e.g. | 67 |
| "I threw away my golf shoes when I got a hole in one," e.g. | 69 |
| "Frank and Ernest" or "Hi and Lois" | 55 |
| Holiday changed to Thanksgiving in "For Your Consideration" | 69 |
| Jewish holiday featuring readings from the Book of Esther | 57 |
| Military medal featuring George Washington's profile | 56 |
| Cinematic portrait of "The Artist" as a young man | 59 |
| "When Doves Cry" is the lead single on this Prince album | 66 |
| Cat's "please continue scratching behind my ears" | 63 |
| Sapphire novel on which "Precious" was based | 54 |
| Novel on which the film "Precious" is based | 53 |
| Word with ''sour'' or ''glamour'' | 65 |
| "IÂ’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a ___." | 55 |
| Word with ''shot'' or ''well'' | 62 |
| "___ Your Dreams Away," Sinatra theme song | 52 |
| Broadway's "The 25th Annual ___ County Spelling Bee" | 66 |
| Act affectedly, and what this puzzle's theme entries do? | 60 |
| "Nobody ___ Baby in the Corner" (Fall Out Boy) | 56 |
| "Drive for show, __ for dough": golf adage | 52 |
| "Ginger __": 1952 Newbery Medal-winning book | 54 |
| ''Ginger __'' (Newbery Medal winner) | 52 |
| "The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood" author Howard | 60 |
| "Quartet in Autumn" English novelist Barbara | 54 |
| Popular game show of the '70s and '80s, familiarly | 58 |
| Leader who babbled incoherently to the U.N. for 96 minutes on 9/23/09 | 69 |
| Site of the world's largest single reservoir of natural gas | 63 |
| "That's how it's done" mathematically | 55 |
| "That which was to be demonstrated," in proofs | 56 |
| "And there you have it!" to a mathematician | 53 |
| "And that's how it's done!", for short | 56 |
| Cunard vessel named for a reigning monarch, familiarly | 54 |
| Classic '80s video game in which one draws with a diamond marker | 68 |
| '80s video game where the player is a diamond-shaped marker | 63 |
| '80s arcade game in which you had to evade Sparx | 52 |
| It goes in one ear, gets flipped, then into the other | 53 |
| Cleaners that ought not to hit the drum, if you can help it | 59 |
| Place for some wiffle ball or live-action role-playing | 54 |
| ___ dÂ’Orsay (French Ministry of Foreign Affairs) | 52 |
| What one gets from the hot dog vendor when paying with a $5 bill? | 65 |
| Values that divide a statistical sample into four equal parts | 61 |
| Fictional name literally meaning "almost like" | 56 |
| "¿Por ___?" ("Why?" in Spanish) | 54 |
| Prince Akeem's destination, in "Coming to America" | 64 |
| Guatemalan currency, or the colorful bird it's named for | 60 |
| "___ transtulit sustinet" (motto of Connecticut) | 58 |
| ___-Gon Jinn of "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace" | 57 |
| Left ''The Tonight Show'' in the '80s? | 58 |
| "Wait Wait ... Don't Tell Me!" feature | 52 |
| "Merv Griffin's Crosswords," essentially | 54 |
| "Twenty-One" event involving Charles Van Doren | 56 |
| "Eris ___ sum" ("You will be what I am") | 60 |
| Minimum number required to transact business legally | 52 |
| "We're more popular than Jesus now," famously | 59 |
| Station that's often on at the old folks' home | 54 |
| National capital whose name means "military post" | 59 |
| Capital across the river from its sister city Salé | 53 |
| One of three people walking into a bar, in many a joke | 54 |
| ''Sticks and Bones'' playwright David | 53 |
| Word with ''arms'' or ''drag'' | 62 |
| Word with ''human'' and ''rat'' | 63 |
| “The ___ is not to the swift ...”: Ecclesiastes | 55 |
| Character whose first job on the show was waitress at Central Perk | 66 |
| "The Constant Gardener" Oscar winner Weisz | 52 |
| Word with "equality" or "harmony" | 53 |
| Inequality "A Change Is Gonna Come" refers to | 55 |
| Wisconsin city that's home to S. C. Johnson & Son | 57 |
| What excellence is the best deterrent to, per Oprah Winfrey | 59 |
| One who's pragmatic about preferred party guests (7) | 56 |
| Das ___ ("Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell" rappers) | 65 |
| Like ''Lady Chatterley's Lover'' | 52 |
| What Dead Kennedys and Minor Threat were to skaters in the '80s | 67 |
| Golden Earring might use this to find "Love" | 54 |
| "M*A*S*H" character who hears choppers before anyone else | 67 |
| Movie with Cuba Gooding Jr. as a mentally-challenged student | 60 |
| Neil Diamond "I'll See You on the ___ (Laura)" | 60 |
| Cuba Gooding Jr.-as-mentally-challenged-student movie | 53 |
| "It's Always Something" autobiographer | 52 |
| One of the original Not Ready for Prime Time Players | 52 |
| Charlotte of ''Diff'rent Strokes'' | 54 |
| ''The Facts of Life'' actress Charlotte | 55 |
| ___ Dawn Chong of ''Quest for Fire'' | 52 |
| Portrayer of Mrs. Garrett on "The Facts of Life" | 58 |
| Middle name on the cover of the 2012 album "Kiss" | 59 |
| Middle name in the title of a 1979 Best Picture nominee | 55 |