| "... and when I hand-deliver a package, the recipients are positively ___ - it's very satisfying!" | 112 |
| Online world where people live and pay taxes in 2010, according to Tom Clancy's "Net Force" series | 112 |
| As a 16-year-old actor, youngest nonroyal with an individual portrait in Britain's National Portrait Gallery | 112 |
| "I wanted a SUBMARINE, but that lab experiment left me with ___! (Now I think like a flightless bird)" | 112 |
| One of only three golfers who briefly kept Tiger Woods out of the World #1 spot between 1/11/1998 and 10/30/2010 | 112 |
| Playoff series finale ... or an apt title for this puzzle considering the number and length of its theme entries | 112 |
| Alistair Horne book subtitled "A Short History" that begins with the division of Gaul into three parts | 112 |
| He played a Nazi in "Marathon Man" and a Nazi hunter in "The Boys From Brazil" [Connecticut] | 112 |
| Insurance plan, before the "Mad Madam" from Disney's "The Sword in the Stone" showed up? | 112 |
| "O.K., he's ordered the pizza - but now his wife is moving around in front of the TV, making ___!" | 112 |
| Gene who would ask "Is this film more interesting than a documentary of the same actors having lunch?" | 112 |
| Band with the albums "Intravenus de Milo," "Shark Sandwich," and "Smell The Glove" | 112 |
| Tone-Loc and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, e.g. ... or how this puzzle's theme entries might be described? | 112 |
| "A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a ___; what else does a man need to be happy?": Albert Einstein | 112 |
| Who wrote "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens" | 112 |
| Rare occurrence at the U.S. Open on Father's Day that's a common occurrence at the U.S. Open on Labor Day | 113 |
| "It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe" speaker | 113 |
| "Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in ___." (George Will) | 113 |
| Restrictions, like the ones on PA systems that necessitate the "human microphone" at Occupy Wall Street | 113 |
| Kind of participle found in the sentence "While working on my computer, the dog pestered me for dinner" | 113 |
| Add vertical line 9 (word 2) and vertical line 7 (word 2) and enter the answer to the resulting clue on this line | 113 |
| Former Disney head Michael [This is the 2nd-to-last Ink Well! Continue to solve Ben Tausig puzzles @ avxword.com] | 113 |
| "___ Minnow Pea" (2001 novel featuring the pangram "Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs") | 113 |
| Recurring movie character who "Goes to Jail," "Goes to Camp," and "Saves Christmas" | 113 |
| 1983 song with the lyrics "Rollin' down the Imperial Highway / With a big nasty redhead at my side" | 113 |
| "The Door to ___ Gorée" (second number in "Bring In 'da Noise, Bring In 'da Funk") | 113 |
| Popular version of a design principle acronym spelled out by the starts of this puzzle's four longest answers | 113 |
| Utterly unlistenable 2011 collaboration between Lou Reed and Metallica (I got 90 seconds into it before quitting) | 113 |
| Author who "a lot of us ... pick[ed] up ... when we were 17 or 18 and feeling misunderstood," per Obama | 113 |
| Answer to the riddle "What has rivers without water, forests without trees, and cities without houses?" | 113 |
| Cambridge U.; renter; diamond club; X; six-footer; one who might enter a pool; that lady; loner; snowball gripper | 113 |
| "21. I have a tough time listening to ___ in front of women ('Ready To Die' is too misogynist)" | 113 |
| "How beauteous mankind is! O ___, that has such people in't!": "The Tempest" [1932 novel] | 113 |
| What you might answer when asked "What's a three-letter synonym for 'tin'?" by a gentleman? | 113 |
| "I Feel For You" singer collaborating with "Psycho" garage punks to cover "MMMBop"? | 113 |
| "Dick Doesn't Just Lobby for the Tobacco Companies--He's a Client" (rejected campaign ad, 2004) | 113 |
| Actor who supposedly "destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise" | 113 |
| Duke's Mike Krzyzewski, familiarly—he holds the NCAA Division I men's basketball record for most wins | 113 |
| Sequel that made The Onion A.V. Club's "Worst Movies of 2007" list, with a rare "F" grade | 113 |
| "Speed Dating went really well last night, but I can't make up my mind; the dog catcher was ___..." | 113 |
| Potent alcohol + caffeine choices recently forced by the FDA to change their formula, and this puzzle's theme | 113 |
| Quote from "When Harry Met Sally..." said by an old lady in response to hearing Meg Ryan fake an orgasm | 113 |
| Whom Stephen Colbert said "looks like the kind of bold leader youÂ’d see on a box of Centrum Silver" | 113 |
| What presidential term limits mercifully ensure, and each of this puzzle's theme answers "receives" | 113 |
| Reply to "Lackaday, Lady Macbeth, what shouldst be said to the cursed dog to make it leave the castle?" | 113 |
| "We never stopped talking. Communication may not always lead to understanding, but at least it ___ ..." | 113 |
| French mathematician Henri whose conjecture was one of the great unsolved problems (until it was cracked in 2003) | 113 |
| Keeps going longer than is technically really necessary and then begins to start to become awkward, as a sentence | 113 |
| "And finally, a copy of the crossword documentary 'Wordplay' to keep that special someone ___!" | 113 |
| 1968 hit whose title is repeated three times with "Oh" and then again after "Baby I love you" | 113 |
| Home-field advantage in football ... or what the last square of the answer to this clue represents in this puzzle | 113 |
| Org. for Ann Miller, who said "You try to help them, try to sing and dance ... it's heartbreaking." | 113 |
| Nevertheless, she asked him if he had attended her high school, and after he said yes, she asked "...?" | 113 |
| After following the instructions to make a big one, hint that tells you where to look around to find hidden booty | 113 |
| Words after "here," "there" and "everywhere" in "Old MacDonald Had a Farm" | 114 |
| "I live on ___-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there." (Steven Wright) | 114 |
| A: You have 24 hours to arrange payment. T: (to himself) Looks like we'll be a __ (Paul McCartney & Wings) | 114 |
| "Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to, and the one white people used to go to." | 114 |
| It's classified by the U.S.D.A. as red meat under cooking guidelines and as poultry under inspection standards | 114 |
| Add vertical line 1 (word 1) and vertical line 15 (word 3) and enter the answer to the resulting clue on this line | 114 |
| "___ is sad" (Internet meme which involved photoshopping an actor eating a sandwich into other pictures) | 114 |
| When spelled out, word that follows the beginnings of the starred answers in a memorable kids' show theme song | 114 |
| Add vertical line 15 (word 1) and vertical line 1 (word 3) and enter the answer to the resulting clue on this line | 114 |
| Pithy sayings (four well-known ones containing the circled word are the keys to unlocking this puzzle's theme) | 114 |
| Music releases like "We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes," and "Narrow Stairs," to fans | 114 |
| "3. The first song I learned how to play on guitar was '___' (albeit in a very punk rock style)" | 114 |
| "___ around around around around" (repeated line in Dion and the Belmonts' "The Wanderer") | 114 |
| Old song with the lyric "When he would ride in the afternoon / I'd follow him with my hickory broom" | 114 |
| Example or attribute of something used to represent the whole, as "sword" for "military power" | 114 |
| Her "Can't Be Tamed" video made Yahoo! Music's "The Least Awesome Videos of 2010" list | 114 |
| Mariah Carey song title that completes the lyric "I'd give ___ to have just one more night with you" | 114 |
| "Now he's got the pizza - but the TV's showing nothing but snow! He quickly gives it an ___ ..." | 114 |
| One of two reserve components (the other being its "Army" counterpart) of the United States Armed Forces | 114 |
| ___ Building, company headquarters erected in 1908 in New York City, at the time the tallest building in the world | 114 |
| Sextet of cancellations that produced the starred entries...or an oversexed MTV production now facing cancellation | 114 |
| "The ___ Not Falling!: Why It's Ok to Chill About Global Warming" (Holly Fretwell book for children) | 114 |
| Box sets containing "The Right Stuff," "A Man in Full" and "I Am Charlotte Simmons"? | 114 |
| The sculpture "Kryptos," which has never been fully deciphered, stands at its main entrance and courtyard | 115 |
| "I am so ___ that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying" (Oscar Wilde quote) | 115 |
| Electrodynamics class: B -- “We thankfully skipped the history of the subject and jumped straight into ___” | 115 |
| "Die Luft ___ Freiheit weht" (motto of Stanford University meaning "The wind of freedom blows") | 115 |
| Who wrote "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not" | 115 |
| "Surgeon General Mills Recommends Three to Five Servings of ___ Per Day" ("The Onion" headline) | 115 |
| "'Sblood, but you will not hear me: If ever I did dream of such a matter, Abhor me" is his first line | 115 |
| Its D.C. building has the Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. quote "Taxes are what we pay for a civilized society" | 115 |
| Basketball player who was part of Time Magazine's 2012 "Top 100 Most Influential People in the World" | 115 |
| "Fiddler on the Roof" setting that answers the question "Where else could Sabbath be so sweet?" | 115 |
| Ex-coach of the 2006 Super Bowl-winning Pittsburgh Steelers who is now a game analyst for "The NFL Today" | 115 |
| Yankees manager of the '70s between two Billy Martin stints and of the '80s between two Gene Michael stints | 115 |
| Artist and chess player who said "While all artists are not chess players, all chess players are artists" | 115 |
| "I mean, isn't she worth, like, a ___ dollars?" (line from the pilot of "Will & Grace") | 115 |
| It follows "Plastics" and "We'll always have Paris" on the AFI list of top 100 movie quotes | 115 |
| Movie in which Europe's "The Final Countdown" doesn't actually appear, contrary to popular belief | 115 |
| What word precedes "Eyes," "Girl," "Love" and "Mama" in Top 40 song titles? | 115 |
| Stolen racehorse in the Sherlock Holmes story featuring “the curious incident of the dog in the night-time” | 115 |
| "And that's how it always ends, with me typing up a script for the Three Stooges! ___! Just kidding." | 115 |
| Anti-abuse org. [To see the original color version of this puzzle's unusual grid, visit sundaycrosswords.com.] | 115 |
| The "who" of a Clue accusation, whose identity is hinted at by the three circled answers in this quadrant | 115 |
| Hybrid citrus that's hidden in Marconi's first name (and you thought we'd run out of ways to clue this) | 115 |
| "Ceci n'est pas ___ pipe" (inscription on René Magritte's "The Treachery of Images") | 115 |