| "Lord of the Rings" villain whose eye symbol looks like a giant flaming vagina | 88 |
| Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor based on a "Saturday Night Live" sketch | 88 |
| Final attempt to hook up among college students ... or a hint to this puzzle's theme | 88 |
| Number for soccer legend Andriy Shevchenko--at least, when he played for an Italian club | 88 |
| Spinal Tap classic with the lines "Getting out my pitchfork / Poking your hay" | 88 |
| Ocean predator, of which there are five types starting this puzzle's longest answers | 88 |
| With “The,” 1929 William Faulkner novel whose title comes from “Macbeth” | 88 |
| Leonard McCoy: "Why is your tennis serve so darn good?" Spock: "___" | 88 |
| Actress Keanan of "My Two Dads" (who now spells her name with a Y, apparently) | 88 |
| It once had a jingle with the line "One little can will keep you running free" | 88 |
| "The pizzeria's out of mushrooms, though, so he'll need to make a ___" | 88 |
| Office purchase, and in a way, what can be seen in this puzzle's sequence of circles | 88 |
| Actress Polo who played a presidential candidate's wife on "The West Wing" | 88 |
| Start of a definition of "elbonics" (a word that doesn't exist but should) | 88 |
| "If we just allow them to keep merging, everything will be okay," for example? | 88 |
| "Add ___ a tiger's chaudron, / For the ingredients of our cauldron": Shak. | 88 |
| 1988 Errol Morris documentary about the murder of a police officer, with "The" | 88 |
| Title for an (as-yet) unmade show about being duped into buying unaffordable real estate | 88 |
| "Why don't you discuss that with your urologist instead of me? Sheesh ..." | 88 |
| "The Chronicles of Vladimir ___" (hit young adult book series about a vampire) | 88 |
| "The Lone Ranger and ___ Fistfight in Heaven" (1993 Sherman Alexie collection) | 88 |
| What Tyra Banks's competition winner is expected to become, per the show's title | 88 |
| "I could ___ referee" (line from Jay-Z's "Empire State of Mind") | 88 |
| Film with the tagline "TV the way it was meant to be seen: in a movie theatre" | 88 |
| Item: 1947 novel. Problem: Currently inaccessible; also probably sustaining fire damage. | 88 |
| "The teacher found that ___ ___-a-longs helped her pupils remember their ABCs" | 88 |
| Then-obscure actor who played a victim in "The People Under the Stairs" (1991) | 88 |
| With “The,” 1973 Alistair MacLean novel whose title comes from “Macbeth” | 88 |
| His tombstone reads "Cast a cold Eye / On Life, on Death. / Horseman, pass by" | 88 |
| The point at which people will see me as "The War of the Worlds" author Wells? | 88 |
| Best Supporting Actress of 1990 who later supplied a voice for "The Lion King" | 88 |
| "The refuge of people who have nothing better to do," according to Oscar Wilde | 88 |
| "I bring you with reverent Hands / The books of my numberless dreams ..." poet | 88 |
| Issue of a U.S. beauty magazine historic for being the first sent to post-Soviet Russia? | 88 |
| 1978 hit with the lyric "You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal" | 88 |
| "___ Mamá También" (film nominated for Best Original Screenplay of 2002) | 88 |
| The only U.S. president whose vice president ran against him to succeed him was John .... | 89 |
| First female singer to have three different singles in Billboard's Top 10 at one time | 89 |
| "There is no greater ___ than bearing an untold story inside you": Maya Angelou | 89 |
| Fictional character whose name the Beastie Boys chant in "Rhymin & Stealin" | 89 |
| Subject of a 2006 biography with the subtitle "Sittin' on Top of the World" | 89 |
| "Sine scientia ___ nihil est" ("Without knowledge, skill is nothing") | 89 |
| Words preceding "Love," "War" and "the Deal" in book titles | 89 |
| Who quipped "God tells me how the music should sound, but you stand in the way" | 89 |
| "When I am dead and gone, remember to ___ me ...": "Henry VI, Part I" | 89 |
| ___ Robbins, co-lyricist of the #1 "Rocky" theme song "Gonna Fly Now" | 89 |
| 1988 Tom Hanks film (and a link to the starts of this puzzle's other six film titles) | 89 |
| What Van Halen's "hot shoe" would do down the avenue, in "Panama" | 89 |
| Kind of cuisine in which onions, bell peppers and celery are the "holy trinity" | 89 |
| Big letters, for short (and what your answers must be written in to understand the theme) | 89 |
| Deer discovered that subsist solely on cacao beans; appropriately, they're called ... | 89 |
| Comedian with the 2010 Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour, familiarly | 89 |
| "Home work" letters that appear at both ends of this puzzle's theme answers | 89 |
| "L'Âge ___" (1930 film scripted by Luis Buñuel and Salvador DalÃ) | 89 |
| ___ Chao, only cabinet member to serve through George W. Bush's entire administration | 89 |
| Poet who wrote "This is the way the world ends / Not with a bang but a whimper" | 89 |
| “Lord High Everything ___” (one of Pooh-Bah’s titles in “The Mikado”) | 89 |
| Singer who's the subject of Carl Perkins's "The Whole World Misses You" | 89 |
| "Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's ___ ..." (Semisonic) | 89 |
| Bombeck who wrote "If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?" | 89 |
| Minimum number of times each letter of the alphabet appears in this puzzle's solution | 89 |
| "___ to Be ... You and Me" (1972 Marlo Thomas gender stereotype-fighting album) | 89 |
| Magazine whose debut issue featured a cover photo of Cindy Crawford dressed as Washington | 89 |
| Word with ''boat,'' ''fire'' or ''smith'' | 89 |
| ''... slithy toves did ___ and gimble'' (''Jabberwocky'') | 89 |
| "Thou shouldst not have been old till thou __ been wise": "King Lear" | 89 |
| "An old silent pond / A frog jumps into the pond / Splash! Silence again," e.g. | 89 |
| Source of the line "They have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind" | 89 |
| Standard that begins "When we are dancing / And you're dangerously near me" | 89 |
| "My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life" speaker | 89 |
| Girl who's the "you" in the lyric "I'll see you in my dreams" | 89 |
| Artist Krasner, for whose portrayal Marcia Gay Harden won an Oscar in "Pollock" | 89 |
| Pink Floyd hit with the lyric "Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash" | 89 |
| 1,000 in the phrase "No, no a thousand times no!" is an example of a ___ number | 89 |
| It's derived from the French word "hautbois," meaning "high wood" | 89 |
| "Justitia ___" (District of Columbia motto meaning "Justice for all") | 89 |
| Winfrey who said "I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes" | 89 |
| Brother of Dori and Nori, in "The Hobbit: This Should Have Been Just One Movie" | 89 |
| "Catch-22" character who "hasn't got brains enough to be unhappy" | 89 |
| "Now is the winter of ___ discontent" (opening line of "Richard III") | 89 |
| City of northern Spain featured in Woody Allen's "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" | 89 |
| California city that was the longtime host of the World's Wristwrestling Championship | 89 |
| Swedish soccer player Sundhage who coached the U.S. women's team to two Olympic golds | 89 |
| Browning work "__ Passes," source of "All's right with the world" | 89 |
| Vehicle that will fly into a mountain if you switch your phone on below cruising altitude | 89 |
| Doctor's self-employment, and a hint to the starts of the five longest across answers | 89 |
| Shakespeare character who asks "To whose hands have you sent the lunatic king?" | 89 |
| Word that can be inserted in "mound" to make a synonym for "stagnant" | 89 |
| Sigur ___ (Icelandic post-rock band that sings in a fictional language called Hopelandic) | 89 |
| Org. that replaced the "Drunk Driving" part of its acronym in the late '90s | 89 |
| Guardian headline about the decline of a North London street? (The Beatles / The Ramones) | 89 |
| Cheating euchre player in Bret Harte's "Plain Language From Truthful James" | 89 |
| DESIGNER: "But I'm innocent!" LIEUT: "Maybe so, but we have ___." | 89 |
| The zoo's masseuse had to rub the back of one of the gorilla's necks whenever ___ | 89 |
| Ali G asked him, "Has journalists ever put out tomorrow's news by mistake?" | 89 |
| Indie rock band whose "The Suburbs" was the Grammys' 2010 Album of the Year | 89 |
| What the disappointed fan said after Rome's first emperor sang "Yesterday"? | 89 |
| Item of clothing named for the site of a disastrous British military action of 10/25/1854 | 89 |
| Family that first appeared in the 1962 children's book "The Big Honey Hunt" | 89 |
| "He's looking for an opening, but she's doing a tremendous job of ___!" | 89 |