| Alex who starred in 2007's "The Water Horse" (anagram of LEET) | 76 |
| "Let's ___ " (romantic suggestion from Eddy Duchin and others) | 76 |
| P.T. Barnum hoax The ___ Mermaid (from the old spelling of a Pacific island) | 76 |
| Geraldine who co-founded the National Organization of Italian American Women | 76 |
| Item in a sealed box, in a famous thought experiment by Erwin Schrödinger | 76 |
| Blueprint spec ... or a '60s-'70s rock group conceding a poker hand? | 76 |
| Beverage dispensed from a machine in Lyndon Johnson's Oval Office lounge | 76 |
| "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?" "Practice!" and others? | 76 |
| He said "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury" | 76 |
| Alec who starred in "The Ladykillers" and "The Prisoner" | 76 |
| Ring of ___ (mythological Greek artifact that rendered its wearer invisible) | 76 |
| Actress Veronica who was the model in the last cigarette ad shown on U.S. TV | 76 |
| Jazz legend who turned the Benny Goodman Trio into the Benny Goodman Quartet | 76 |
| Piece of usually antiquated technology that is passed onto one's parents | 76 |
| Actor currently playing Tevye on Broadway in "Fiddler on the Roof" | 76 |
| "___ monster, Gaston, you are!" ("Beauty and the Beast") | 76 |
| People classified as "homo groovius" by humor website Uncyclopedia | 76 |
| Achieves a rare baseball feat, delineated by part of each long puzzle answer | 76 |
| Gilbert and Sullivan work subtitled "The Lass That Loved a Sailor" | 76 |
| Dr. Seuss title that completes the warning "Stop! You must not..." | 76 |
| Start of a bumper sticker that may end with one's favorite vacation spot | 76 |
| "As seen on TV" brand of nose hair trimmers and stove top cleaners | 76 |
| Title of hits for Neil Diamond, Celine Dion and the Electric Light Orchestra | 76 |
| Promise to a contact upon arriving at the rendezvous point with the suitcase | 76 |
| 1997 Kevin Kline film, and a hint to the puzzle theme hidden in four answers | 76 |
| Palace used as police headquarters on the original "Hawaii Five-O" | 76 |
| "All the world is sad and dreary, everywhere ___" (Stephen Foster) | 76 |
| Nickname for racer Dale Earnhardt Sr., so called because of his stubbornness | 76 |
| Colts owner Robert who spirited the team away from Baltimore to Indianapolis | 76 |
| Word or phrase with no repeated letters, such as every answer in this puzzle | 76 |
| Two-part David Bowie song from "Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)" | 76 |
| Not how a stripper should say "No problem!" in a business meeting? | 76 |
| U.S. uncle's "Friday the 13th" character, to a German yes-man? | 76 |
| Ballplayer arrested for battery, abuse, and possession of drugs and firearms | 76 |
| John Watson's portrayer opposite Robert Downey Jr.'s Sherlock Holmes | 76 |
| Garson ___, writer and director of Broadway's "Born Yesterday" | 76 |
| "Dancing With the Stars" winner who's an Olympic skating champ | 76 |
| "As one member of the crew ___ ___ co-worker leaned on his shovel" | 76 |
| You can build a 5,922-piece Taj Mahal replica with the largest one ever made | 76 |
| What was removed just before the "Psycho" shower scene was filmed? | 76 |
| Elton John song about a man who "wears his war wound like a crown" | 76 |
| List that includes "full," "round" and "wide"? | 76 |
| ... using ___: “Mary had no giant lamb / Its fleece was not unwhite” | 76 |
| Frank Sinatra said he had "the silkiest chops in the singing game" | 76 |
| "So, now that he's in trucking school, I just hope he ___ ..." | 76 |
| Nixon whose voice replaced Natalie Wood's in "West Side Story" | 76 |
| Gessen who wrote the 2012 Putin biography "The Man Without a Face" | 76 |
| Year Hieronymus Bosch painted the "The Garden of Earthly Delights" | 76 |
| Content of Muhammad Ali's supposed shortest poem in the English language | 76 |
| Source of the mondegreen "Sunday monkey won't play piano song" | 76 |
| "Drugs are bad, ___?" (Mr. Mackey line on "South Park") | 76 |
| What well-intentioned, but inevitably incompetent people end up doing, often | 76 |
| "... but I've always thought ___ had a more fun job than I do" | 76 |
| Things employed to show the passage of time à la "Citizen Kane" | 76 |
| Start of a quote about Steinbrenner by former Yankees co-owner John McMullen | 76 |
| Frederick Law ___, the "father of American landscape architecture" | 76 |
| Medical procedure done while reading "The Outcasts of Poker Flat?" | 76 |
| Saturn's confession to his wife after eating another of their offspring? | 76 |
| "Pics ___ didn't happen" ("Where's the proof?!") | 76 |
| Philanthropist Henry who founded many affordable housing developments in NYC | 76 |
| Book about how it would be great to stop being nomadic and farm the prairie? | 76 |
| TV sketch comedy set in the "city where young people go to retire" | 76 |
| "Few can be induced to labor exclusively for ___": Abraham Lincoln | 76 |
| Film with the classic line "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead." | 76 |
| The overdramatic speaker at the press conference was known for using ___ ... | 76 |
| Francis ___, 17th-century English poet who wrote “A Feast for Worms” | 76 |
| 2012 Best Actress nominee alongside Jessica, Jennifer, Emmanuelle, and Naomi | 76 |
| Football legend who was the first non-referee to do the Super Bowl coin toss | 76 |
| Lee who got a Best Actress nomination for "Days of Wine and Roses" | 76 |
| Shakespeare play that begins "Now is the winter of our discontent" | 76 |
| Quote from director Reiner: "Me so foolish for not seeing that..." | 76 |
| 1799 discovery that made possible the decipherment of Egyptian hieroglyphics | 76 |
| Birthplace of the first giant panda in North America to survive to adulthood | 76 |
| "The one beer to have when you're having more than one" brewer | 76 |
| Best-selling novelist whom Time called "Bard of the Litigious Age" | 76 |
| Company associated with the alcoholic "7" in a "7 and 7" | 76 |
| '60s political activist whose autobiography is "A Lonely Rage" | 76 |
| 1962 hit that starts "Tho we gotta say goodbye for the summer ..." | 76 |
| Washington newspaper that ended its printed version in March 2009, for short | 76 |
| Nickname of Pink Floyd musician Barrett after he became a financial watchdog | 76 |
| "I've ___ All Good People" (song on "The Yes Album") | 76 |
| "... and that's why I ate all of your favorite cookies," e.g.? | 76 |
| The murals at the Harvard Science Center and Rockefeller Center, for example | 76 |
| Words with ''world record'' or ''precedent'' | 76 |
| Words with ''precedent'' or ''good example'' | 76 |
| "___ needle pulling thread" ("The Sound of Music" lyric) | 76 |
| Briefly, Bay Area forcE [avxwords.com has the edgiest weekly indie puzzles!] | 76 |
| "Star Trek" actor who starred in a film shot entirely in Esperanto | 76 |
| Some films, or, academically, what's hidden in the seven starred entries | 76 |
| "Kiss With a Fist" lyric "You gave a kick, I gave a ___" | 76 |
| They might have the newspaper Hospodárske Noviny shipped overseas to them | 76 |
| Julia Ormond title character with a "Sense of Snow" in a 1997 film | 76 |
| "'Twas white then as the new-fa'en __": Alexander Anderson | 76 |
| 2006 film with the tagline "Sit back, relax, and enjoy the fright" | 76 |
| Bit of footwear that appears at both ends of this puzzle's theme answers | 76 |
| Channel between mainland England and the Isle of Wight, with "the" | 76 |
| "___ Dances" (Josh Groban song played on "The Simpsons") | 76 |
| "The ___ of a New Machine" (Pulitzer-winning book by Tracy Kidder) | 76 |
| This animal presumably moves about on eight limbs ... correction: four limbs | 76 |
| Mexican cooking ingredients called "flores de calabaza" in Spanish | 76 |