| ... Haley Joel Osment | 21 |
| ... Greta Garbo | 15 |
| ... grease in a deep fryer | 26 |
| ... giving a pipsqueak the brush-off? | 37 |
| ... Frosty the Snowman was ___ | 30 |
| ... for Western heroes? | 23 |
| ... for struggling actresses? | 29 |
| ... for Southwest lawyers? | 26 |
| ... for single white females? | 29 |
| ... for puppet fans? | 20 |
| ... for morticians? | 19 |
| ... for mobsters? | 17 |
| ... for game show fans? | 23 |
| ... for an arachnophobic hermit? | 32 |
| ... for an agoraphobic soldier? | 31 |
| ... for an acrophobic wallflower? | 33 |
| ... for a xenophobic couch potato? | 34 |
| ... for a scoundrel? | 20 |
| ... for a lothario? | 19 |
| ... for a grouch? | 17 |
| ... for a fall guy? | 19 |
| ... Fitness | 11 |
| ... Fecal Matter | 16 |
| ... F-I-C-T-I-O-N | 17 |
| ... English river, site of the ruins of Tintern Abbey | 53 |
| ... educational institution? | 28 |
| ... E-A-R-L-Y | 13 |
| ... Dunder Mifflin | 18 |
| ... due, ___, quattro ... | 25 |
| ... ducks in ___ | 16 |
| ... ducks in __ | 15 |
| ... drink garnishes? | 20 |
| ... drama just to __ | 20 |
| ... do you have any idea what you're talking about? | 55 |
| ... do you have a limited number of possible responses? | 55 |
| ... do you ever temporize when answering? | 41 |
| ... Disney's "Song of the South" | 46 |
| ... Disney's "Monsters, Inc." | 43 |
| ... Disney's "Mary Poppins" | 41 |
| ... Disney's "Aladdin" | 36 |
| ... described thus | 18 |
| ... decorative furniture elements being blown off with dynamite? | 64 |
| ... Debra Winger (heard but not seen) | 37 |
| ... dancing to __ | 17 |
| ... crochet because I was __ | 28 |
| ... Country Music | 17 |
| ... comic strip character? | 26 |
| ... city? | 9 |
| ... Chuck Yeager? | 17 |
| ... champagne glasses | 21 |
| ... Central Perk | 16 |
| ... Carl And The Passions | 25 |
| ... can you be held legally responsible for bad advice? | 55 |
| ... but he spent his time watching ___ | 38 |
| ... brakes | 10 |
| ... boxing because it __ | 24 |
| ... Boo or yoo follower | 23 |
| ... boar ... | 12 |
| ... biographical best seller? | 29 |
| ... basketball maneuver? | 24 |
| ... Basketball Hall of Fame [1959] and College Football Hall of Fame [1951] | 75 |
| ... Bada Bing!, with "The" | 36 |
| ... at a steak house? | 21 |
| ... at a Chinese restaurant? | 28 |
| ... as an editor? | 17 |
| ... as an artist? | 17 |
| ... as a wrestler? | 18 |
| ... as a shipbuilder? | 21 |
| ... as a miser? | 15 |
| ... as a mail sorter? | 21 |
| ... as a janitor? | 17 |
| ... as a chess player? | 22 |
| ... Arnold's Drive-In | 25 |
| ... are you made out of plastic? | 32 |
| ... are you all-knowing and all-seeing? | 39 |
| ... are you a modern-day Delphic oracle? | 40 |
| ... archery because it __ | 25 |
| ... and, finally, the end of the explanation | 44 |
| ... and ___ ... | 15 |
| ... and yesterday | 17 |
| ... and wife | 12 |
| ... and what to do with them | 28 |
| ... and what she may wear | 25 |
| ... and what it means | 21 |
| ... and to ____ goodnight! | 26 |
| ... and the sloppy secretary pool was ___ | 41 |
| ... and the personality magazine created a new category of elite subscribers, the ___ | 85 |
| ... and the other Twain title character | 39 |
| ... and the other | 17 |
| ... and the one for Literature by this NFLer-turned-judge. | 58 |
| ... and the math department brought it home with a ... | 54 |
| ... and taking ___ | 18 |
| ... and some of their duties | 28 |
| ... and one of its homonyms | 27 |
| ... and more of the spicy quip | 30 |
| ... and later lost the election in key ___ | 42 |
| ... and last name of this puzzle's quipster | 47 |
| ... and its possessive form | 27 |
| ... and its homophone | 21 |
| ... and its handle | 18 |