| Text | Length |
| Use a Honda, perhaps | 20 |
| Use a hose on | 13 |
| Use a hose on, as a garden | 26 |
| Use a Hula-Hoop | 15 |
| Use a Jacuzzi | 13 |
| Use a jarring tone | 18 |
| Use a jenny | 11 |
| Use a jimmy | 11 |
| Use a joint rudely | 18 |
| Use a joystick | 14 |
| Use a juicer | 12 |
| Use a juicer on | 15 |
| Use a ketch | 11 |
| Use a key | 9 |
| Use a key on | 12 |
| Use a key skill | 15 |
| Use a key, perhaps | 18 |
| Use a keyboard | 14 |
| Use a keyboard, maybe | 21 |
| Use a keyboard, perhaps | 23 |
| Use a keyhole | 13 |
| Use a keyhole, perhaps | 22 |
| Use a kiddie pool | 17 |
| Use a kiln | 10 |
| Use a Kindle | 12 |
| Use a Kindle, say | 17 |
| Use a knife | 11 |
| Use a knife and fork | 20 |
| Use a knife or fork | 19 |
| Use a knife, say | 16 |
| Use a kris | 10 |
| Use a La-Z-Boy | 14 |
| Use a lace shuttle | 18 |
| Use a ladder | 12 |
| Use a ladder and then run off | 29 |
| Use a ladder back | 17 |
| Use a ladder for love's sake | 32 |
| Use a ladder, stereotypically | 29 |
| Use a ladle | 11 |
| Use a lance | 11 |
| Use a lane | 10 |
| Use a laparoscope, maybe | 24 |
| Use a laptop | 12 |
| Use a lariat | 12 |
| Use a laser on | 14 |
| Use a lasso on | 14 |
| Use a lathe | 11 |
| Use a lavabo | 12 |
| Use a Lawn-Boy, e.g. | 20 |
| Use a letter opener | 19 |
| Use a letter opener on | 22 |
| Use a letter-opener | 19 |
| Use a letterpress | 17 |
| Use a lever | 11 |
| Use a lever on, as a floorboard | 31 |
| Use a library | 13 |
| Use a lifeline? | 15 |
| Use a line on | 13 |
| Use a line, perhaps | 19 |
| Use a little bit of make-up? | 28 |
| Use a lobby loudspeaker | 23 |
| Use a loofah on Dylan? | 22 |
| Use a loom | 10 |
| Use a loophole | 14 |
| Use a lot | 9 |
| Use a lot of four-letter words | 30 |
| Use a lot? | 10 |
| Use a machete | 13 |
| Use a mangle | 12 |
| Use a Mason jar | 15 |
| Use a match | 11 |
| Use a mattock | 13 |
| Use a melon baller on | 21 |
| Use a metal detector, maybe | 27 |
| Use a MetroCard | 15 |
| Use a microwave | 15 |
| Use a microwave on | 18 |
| Use a microwave oven | 20 |
| Use a microwave, perhaps | 24 |
| Use a Microwave, slangily | 25 |
| Use a mirror | 12 |
| Use a mister on | 15 |
| Use a mixing spoon | 18 |
| Use a moist towelette | 21 |
| Use a moist towelette, say | 26 |
| Use a mop | 9 |
| Use a mop (Var.) | 16 |
| Use a motif | 11 |
| Use a mouse to move a file between folders, say | 47 |
| Use a muddler | 13 |
| Use a napkin | 12 |
| Use a napkin on | 15 |
| Use a needle | 12 |
| Use a needle maybe | 19 |
| Use a needle, in a way | 22 |
| Use a new die | 13 |
| Use a newspaper | 15 |
| Use a No. 8 iron | 16 |
| Use a pacifier or a straw | 25 |
| Use a pacifier or straw | 23 |
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