| Text | Length |
| Stops, to dobbin | 16 |
| Start of joke #1 | 16 |
| Slowdown request | 16 |
| Spot for a flame | 16 |
| Safer, as a road | 16 |
| Surviving spouse | 16 |
| Shoe measurement | 16 |
| Second dimension | 16 |
| Sprinter Rudolph | 16 |
| Successfully woo | 16 |
| Sculpted jingler | 16 |
| Sails over water | 16 |
| Skid-row denizen | 16 |
| Skid row regular | 16 |
| Skid row figures | 16 |
| Some 12-steppers | 16 |
| Skid-row figures | 16 |
| Sidewalk sippers | 16 |
| Scorecard column | 16 |
| Sweetly charming | 16 |
| Sends a telegram | 16 |
| Spy's tactic | 16 |
| Solomon, notably | 16 |
| Specific longing | 16 |
| Smidgen of smoke | 16 |
| Spun into a tuft | 16 |
| Streaks of smoke | 16 |
| Spooky furculae? | 16 |
| Sorcery and such | 16 |
| Smelling victory | 16 |
| Skilled punsters | 16 |
| Smart and clever | 16 |
| Shrivel from age | 16 |
| Swoopes' gp. | 16 |
| Serious troubles | 16 |
| Sob story makeup | 16 |
| Stovetop utensil | 16 |
| Stir-fry utensil | 16 |
| Stir-fry skillet | 16 |
| Stir-fry vessels | 16 |
| Stir-fry cookers | 16 |
| Stout's Nero | 16 |
| Sonogram targets | 16 |
| Scored more runs | 16 |
| Seek the hand of | 16 |
| Seek to win over | 16 |
| Seek as a spouse | 16 |
| Surfer's car | 16 |
| Snoopy's pal | 16 |
| Some horns, e.g. | 16 |
| Sheepskin cover? | 16 |
| Seeks favor with | 16 |
| Short discussion | 16 |
| Served to weaken | 16 |
| Study thoroughly | 16 |
| Steno's stat | 16 |
| Subway offerings | 16 |
| Secrecy metaphor | 16 |
| Scream queen Fay | 16 |
| Suburban warbler | 16 |
| Small brown bird | 16 |
| Snack substitute | 16 |
| Squirmed in pain | 16 |
| Sent a line, say | 16 |
| Squeamish person | 16 |
| Signed, in a way | 16 |
| Stranger: prefix | 16 |
| Stuff in strobes | 16 |
| Signer, at times | 16 |
| Some photocopies | 16 |
| Scoresheet marks | 16 |
| Santa's time | 16 |
| SWAK alternative | 16 |
| Security measure | 16 |
| Slangy agreement | 16 |
| Shout of delight | 16 |
| Searching option | 16 |
| Southern pronoun | 16 |
| Sweet potato kin | 16 |
| Sounds in pounds | 16 |
| Scotland or barn | 16 |
| Sale site, maybe | 16 |
| Shaggy-dog story | 16 |
| Soft ball makeup | 16 |
| Salt's story | 16 |
| Spun, as a story | 16 |
| Seamen tell them | 16 |
| Salts' talks | 16 |
| Sun ___ of China | 16 |
| Small two-master | 16 |
| Some two-masters | 16 |
| Signs of boredom | 16 |
| Signs of fatigue | 16 |
| Sails off course | 16 |
| Stat for an R.B. | 16 |
| Senior or junior | 16 |
| Sophomores, e.g. | 16 |
| Senate approvals | 16 |
| Supporting votes | 16 |
| Shows of support | 16 |
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