| "... when I am king, claim thou of me / The ___ of Hereford": "Richard III" | 95 |
| TV theme composer Hagen (he's also the one whistling at the start of "The Andy Griffith Show") | 108 |
| They were invented by 15-year-old Chester Greenwood in the winter of 1873 | 73 |
| Classic Hanks line in "Saving Private Ryan," "___ this" | 75 |
| What you've got to do "if you want my love," in a Temptations song | 80 |
| How to "make money the old-fashioned way," in a Smith Barney ad | 73 |
| Real-life law enforcer in the "Doctor Who" episode "The Gunfighters" | 88 |
| Prominent figure in the 1996 book "John Ringo: The Gunfighter Who Never Was" | 86 |
| Historical character in John Ford's "My Darling Clementine" | 73 |
| "There was ___ in Casey's manner as he stepped into his place ..." | 80 |
| Mumford & Sons lyric "Ships might be built for sailing my love, and ___ made for painting" | 104 |
| '70s sponsor of Disney World's "If You Had Wings" ride | 72 |
| California locale where "Maria Maria" fell in love, in a Santana hit | 78 |
| "___ People: And Other Unapologetic Rules for Game-Changing Entrepreneurs" | 84 |
| "FDA Official: 'Just ___ Goddamn Vegetable'" ("The Onion" headline) | 95 |
| Yankovic video that ends with a freeze-framed spoof of "Thriller" | 75 |
| Weird Al hit with the lyric "I don't care if you're full" | 75 |
| Song that begins "How come you're always such a fussy young man?" | 79 |
| Song parody with the lyric "You haven't even touched your tuna casserole" | 87 |
| 1984 hit with the lyric "Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam" | 78 |
| Words on cakes in "Alice in Wonderland" and "Animal House" | 78 |
| Words "beautifully marked in currants" in "Alice in Wonderland" | 83 |
| Only valid three-letter Scrabble word that doesn't contain Y or any consonant | 81 |
| "History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives" speaker | 121 |
| Website whose logo's letters are (in order) red, blue, yellow and green | 75 |
| "Electronics, Cars, Fashion, Collectibles, Coupons and More" website | 78 |
| Where Al Yankovic bought a "Dukes of Hazzard" ashtray, in song | 72 |
| Web site with the headings "Toys & Hobbies" and "Music" | 79 |
| Site that was super fun before they had rules; once I sold a deed to the moon on it | 83 |
| Shopping venue with the options "Books" and "Toys & Hobbies" | 84 |
| First name associated with Christmas, from the Hebrew for "rock of help" | 82 |
| Guest commenter Roger on the 70th Anniversary DVD edition of "Casablanca" | 83 |
| Who said "No good movie is too long, and no bad movie is short enough" | 80 |
| He said "Every great film should seem new every time you see it" | 74 |
| "I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again" writer | 75 |
| "... that draweth from my snow-white pen the __-coloured ink": Shak. | 78 |
| Author whose initials can be anagrammed into the second word of his most famous work | 84 |
| Rice-___ Stadium (setting of the ceremonies for the Salt Lake City Olympics) | 76 |
| Time-traveling, alien-fighting title dolphin from a Sega video game series | 74 |
| Radio studio feature, and what each of this puzzle's four other longest answers literally is | 96 |
| Publication founded in 1843 to campaign against the Corn Laws, with "The" | 83 |
| Besides Chile, the only South American country that doesn't border Brazil | 77 |
| LeShan who wrote "It's Better to Be Over the Hill Than Under It" | 78 |
| ___ Reiss Merin, babysitter player in "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" | 94 |
| Crooner/actor whose albums are widely available in moldy garage sale bins | 73 |
| Actor who won Emmys for playing the same character on two different shows | 73 |
| What the left panel of Bosch's "Garden of Earthly Delights" depicts | 81 |
| Harry who played the Artful Dodger in Roman Polanski's "Oliver Twist" | 83 |
| "Earth's Last ___" (subtitle of the "Survivor: Gabon" season) | 85 |
| Subject of the song "Tell Me, Trudy, Who Is Going to Be the Lucky One?" | 81 |
| Channel champ with a 24-year record that Chadwick's challenge changed | 73 |
| American swimmer whose relay team set a world record in the women's 4×100 freestyle at the 1924 Olympics | 112 |
| "Cool" singer whose group had the 1973 #1 hit "Frankenstein" | 80 |
| Most likely place you'd find REASSESSES in a themeless crossword grid | 73 |
| Lyricist for Broadway’s disastrous “Spider-Man,” with “the” | 79 |
| "The City on the ___ of Forever" (classic "Star Trek" episode) | 82 |
| Sedgwick, subject of the Velvet Underground's "Femme Fatale" | 74 |
| "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work" speaker | 90 |
| Add vertical line 9 (word 2) and vertical line 7 (word 2) and enter the answer to the resulting clue on this line | 113 |
| Mayor who appeared as himself in "Sex and the City" and "Spin City" | 87 |
| Fashion designer in "The Incredibles" voiced by director Brad Bird | 76 |
| TV character who addresses a golf ball by saying "Hello, ball!" | 73 |
| "The ___ is here to stay" (ill-considered corporate pronouncement of 1957) | 84 |
| 1960's doo-wop group that was a one-hit wonder, with "the" | 72 |
| '50s cars that might have been called Pastelograms or Utopian Turtletops | 76 |
| 1999 film with the tagline "Fame. Be careful. It's out there" | 75 |
| University of California, Berkeley was the first to have it in their address | 76 |
| Actor who said "Some people have youth, some have beauty—I have menace" | 85 |
| It was "boil'd in broo'," in the ballad "Lord Randal" | 81 |
| Band whose "Saturday Morning" is featured in "Wordplay" | 75 |
| "I should ___ die with pity, / To see another thus": King Lear | 72 |
| "For ___ though vanquish'd, he could argue still": Goldsmith | 74 |
| Finnish pentathlete Lehtonen who won back-to-back Olympic gold medals in the 1920s | 82 |
| "It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it" speaker | 83 |
| The only grading letters that appear anywhere in this puzzle (other than the present clue) | 90 |
| Susan who was the original Belle in Broadway's "Beauty and the Beast" | 83 |
| Eddie __, New York cop involved in the actual "French Connection" | 75 |
| "A Visit From the Goon Squad" Pulitzer-winning novelist Jennifer | 74 |
| Monthly release [the American Values Club xword is at avxwords.com - subscribe now] | 83 |
| How to score it when you bunt your hard-boiled breakfast to advance the runner? | 79 |
| "The eating of omelets is hereafter punishable by death," e.g.? [See byline] | 86 |
| Something associated with the first words of this puzzle's seven longest answers | 84 |
| Anton ___ (character voiced by Peter O'Toole in "Ratatouille") | 76 |
| "All for the glorification of your massive ___!" (George to Steinbrenner in "Seinfeld") | 107 |
| "Any man who wants to be president is either an ___ or crazy": Dwight Eisenhower | 90 |
| Narcissists' interests (one of which can be found in each of the puzzle's longest answers) | 98 |
| "Usually just a case of mistaken nonentity" (Barbara Stanwyck) | 72 |
| "<-- This Way to the ___" (exit sign in P.T. Barnum's museum, which some patrons thought was for an exotic attraction) | 135 |
| North African country whose only 2008 Olympic medal was a bronze in judo | 72 |
| 'Old MacDonald' sequence found in this puzzle's 10 longest answers | 78 |
| Landmark inaugurated 3/31/1889 whose shape is suggested by nine squares in this puzzle's completed grid | 107 |
| "___ deutsches album" (German-language version of a 1980 Peter Gabriel record) | 88 |
| He said "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both" | 92 |
| Former Disney head Michael [This is the 2nd-to-last Ink Well! Continue to solve Ben Tausig puzzles @ avxword.com] | 113 |
| Exec who ran a company that had the same internal letters as his last name | 74 |
| "In the Valley of ___" (2007 Tommy Lee Jones/Charlize Theron movie) | 77 |
| ___ Chao, only cabinet member to serve through George W. Bush's entire administration | 89 |
| Flight from Israel [SEE NOTE ABOVE for explanation of last week's answers] | 78 |
| Airline that offers the most nonstop flights between the U.S. and Israel | 72 |
| 1961 film with the tagline "The greatest romance and adventure in a thousand years!" | 94 |