| "My boy was just ___" (telling line from Harry Chapin's "Cat's in the Cradle") | 106 |
| "My Friend __": 1949 film in which Martin & Lewis debuted as a team | 81 |
| "My Friend ___" (film debut for both Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis) | 75 |
| "My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life" speaker | 89 |
| "My gold dress isn't back from the cleaners yet" and others? | 74 |
| "My Heart Can't Take ___ More" (1963 single by the Supremes) | 74 |
| "My plan is to hide inside John's piano and jump out at him"? | 75 |
| "My tines be long. My tines be short. My tines end ere my first report ..." | 85 |
| "My uncle sure knows how to make an average guy feel like a ___!" | 75 |
| "My ___" (song on The Who's "Who's Next" album) | 75 |
| "Narrator" of Harry Chapin's "Cat's in the Cradle" | 78 |
| "Never trust a woman who wears ___" (line from "The Picture of Dorian Gray") | 96 |
| "Never ___ Give You Up" (song featured in the YouTube prank "Rickrolling") | 94 |
| "Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known you to have a handkerchief" speaker | 94 |
| "New York Mining Disaster 1941" was their first U.S. hit in 1967 | 74 |
| "Nick" name that goes with the first names in the grid's six longest entries | 90 |
| "Nine Stories" girl who says "I'm extremely interested in squalor" | 90 |
| "No beast so fierce but knows some touch of __": "King Richard III" | 87 |
| "No entertainment is so ___" (start of a Lady Montague quotation) | 75 |
| "No nation is permitted to live in ___ with impunity": Jefferson | 74 |
| "No one can sing who has smog in his throat" speaker of kiddie lit | 76 |
| "No! No! Tzat guy's try to take my drink way but I not finisht!" speaker | 86 |
| "No, I don't think 'virgin wool' means that the sheep was ___, ___" | 89 |
| "Norma ___" (cinematic union organizer whose inspiration died on September 11, 2009) | 94 |
| "Nothing is more despicable than respect based on ___" (Camus) | 72 |
| "Nothing more than a luxury bauble that will appeal to a few gadget freaks," according to a January 2007 Bloomberg article by Matthew Lynn | 148 |
| "Nothing runs like a ___" (slogan for a farm equipment company) | 73 |
| "Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits" quipper | 75 |
| "Nothing's truer than them": "David Copperfield" | 72 |
| "Now he remembers setting $10 aside for pizza - he searches his jacket and finds it ___" | 98 |
| "Now he's got the pizza - but the TV's showing nothing but snow! He quickly gives it an ___ ..." | 114 |
| "Now he's spotted the pizza delivery boy, who's through the gate and crossing the ___!" | 105 |
| "Now I ___ me down to sleep" (lyric from Metallica's "Enter Sandman") | 93 |
| "Now is the winter of ___ discontent" (opening line of "Richard III") | 89 |
| "Now it's like 'Murder, ___ Wrote' once I get you out them clothes" (R. Kelly lyric) | 106 |
| "Now that I've finished vacuuming and laundry, what should I do next?" | 84 |
| "Now you ___ ..." (magician's comment about disappearing cards) | 77 |
| "Now ___ become Death, the destroyer of worlds": J. Robert Oppenheimer | 80 |
| "Nuthin' ___ 'G' Thang" (Dr. Dre song for which MTV censored the videO) | 93 |
| "O Freunde, nicht ___ Töne! (opening line to Beethoven's Ninth) | 75 |
| "O tiger's heart wrapp'd in a woman's ___!": Shak. | 72 |
| "O wad some power the giftie ___ us / To see oursels as ithers see us!": Burns | 88 |
| "O'er bank and ___...he glanced away...": Sir Walter Scott | 72 |
| "O, swear not by ... the fickle moon ... __ that thy love prove likewise variable": "Romeo and Juliet" | 122 |
| "O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!" speaker, in Shakespeare | 80 |
| "O.K., he's ordered the pizza - but now his wife is moving around in front of the TV, making ___!" | 112 |
| "Objects in the ___ View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are" (Meat Loaf) | 86 |
| "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my ___ the most": Mark Twain | 79 |
| "Oh 7, why'd you have to go and eat 9? And 6, did you help 7 out of fear? I'm shocked!" | 105 |
| "Oh no, ___!" (certain singer's palindromic "greeting") | 79 |
| "Oh yeah, like I'd ever see a guy with a ruffled shirt and heaving chest in real life..." | 103 |
| "Oh yeah? Let's see you hold your breath for TWO minutes!," e.g.? | 79 |
| "Oh, Lord, stuck in ___ again" (Creedence Clearwater Revival lament) | 78 |
| "OK, tennis students, I want everyone to practice near the net with everyone else"? | 93 |
| "Okay, dog, you happen to be eating my most valuable baseball card" | 77 |
| "Ol' Rockin' ___" (bin-mate of the 1957 album "Ford Favorites") | 91 |
| "On the Case with Paula ___" (Investigation Discovery channel show) | 77 |
| "On the radio, Creedence Clearwater Revival sang '___' ..." | 77 |
| "One Life to Live" character Buchanan who's been divorced 10 times | 80 |
| "One of the most time-consuming things is to have an ___": E.B. White | 79 |
| "Only the hand that ___ can write the true thing": Meister Eckhart | 76 |
| "Oops, accidentally picked out Parcheesi at Toys 'R' Us #___"? | 80 |
| "Opinions are like ___, everyone's got one and they all think everyone else's stink" | 102 |
| "Or that the Everlasting ___ fix'd/His canon . . . ": Hamlet | 74 |
| "Or what shall a man give in exchange for his ___?": Mark 8:37 | 72 |
| "Or would you rather be ___?" (from "Swinging on a Star") | 77 |
| "Othello" character who says "Who steals my purse steals trash" | 83 |
| "Our experts predict that a pekoe tariff would cause widespread joy"? | 79 |
| "Our races are scrutinized down to the millisecond because we use ___" | 80 |
| "Our remedies __ in ourselves do lie": "All's Well That Ends Well" | 90 |
| "Outside of ___, a book is man's best friend ..." (Groucho Marx) | 78 |
| "Over" follower in the first line of "The Caissons Go Rolling Along" | 88 |
| "Overturned Blue Shoe With Two Heels Under a Black Vault" and others | 78 |
| "Overturned Blue Shoe With Two Heels Under A Black Vault" painter | 75 |
| "Parker Spitzer" channel (better run this clue before it gets cancelled) | 82 |
| "Peanuts" character who calls Charlie Brown "Charles" | 73 |
| "Pearls Before Swine" character [See the NOTE for the theme of this puzzle.] | 86 |
| "Pee-wee's Playhouse" genie who starts spells with "Mekka lekka hi, mekka hiney ho!" | 108 |
| "People are said to hate you or love you. What do you hear from them?" | 80 |
| "People come up to me ... concerned ... that I'll reproduce" comedian Philips | 91 |
| "People say she's crazy, she got diamonds ___ of her shoes" | 73 |
| "Phantom" surpassed it as the longest-running Broadway musical | 72 |
| "Pics ___ didn't happen" ("Where's the proof?!") | 76 |
| "Place you can go ... when you're short on your dough," according to song | 87 |
| "Play it again, ___" (famous line never actually said in "Casablanca") | 90 |
| "Please" and "thank you" are "bonvolu" and "dankon" in it | 97 |
| "Please, please be a love seat or a recliner or something ..."? | 73 |
| "Porphyria's Lover" poet with a pan of ground beef on the stove? | 78 |
| "Poverty is ___ that obscures the face of greatness" (Kahlil Gibran) | 78 |
| "Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you" speaker | 74 |
| "Pride, __, and circumstance of glorious war!": "Othello" | 77 |
| "Prisoners of Love (___ & Max)" (song from "The Producers") | 83 |
| "Protect mine innocence, ___ fall into the trap ...": "King Henry VIII" | 91 |
| "Proudly serving the men and women who serve our country" grp. | 72 |
| "Put Your Head on My Shoulder" songwriter Paul (whose daughter is married to Jason Bateman) | 101 |
| "Puts the keys of the future at your fingertips" (Philadelphia, 1876) | 79 |
| "Pygmy chimpanzee" found only in the Democratic Republic of Congo | 75 |
| "Qu'est-ce que ___?" ("What is that?" in French) | 72 |
| "Quadrophenia" song that begins "Every year is the same" | 76 |
| "Reading the ___" (2008 book subtitled "One Man, One Year, 21,730 Pages") | 93 |