| Text | Length |
| Sometimes it's funny | 24 |
| Many a joke involves one | 24 |
| Many a Groucho Marx quip | 24 |
| Groan-producing wordplay | 24 |
| Put in a corner, perhaps | 24 |
| Penalty inflicters, e.g. | 24 |
| Jello Biafra's genre | 24 |
| Groucho Marx specialties | 24 |
| They often elicit groans | 24 |
| Some George Carlin jokes | 24 |
| Fourth and long strategy | 24 |
| Insect stage after larva | 24 |
| Metamorphose, as a larva | 24 |
| Enter a nonfeeding state | 24 |
| String-puller's need | 24 |
| 99 of the 101 Dalmatians | 24 |
| Backpacker's shelter | 24 |
| Containing no admixtures | 24 |
| Unadulterated moonshine? | 24 |
| Get rid of, Stalin style | 24 |
| Insistence on chasteness | 24 |
| Stickler for correctness | 24 |
| Not one to try new ideas | 24 |
| Inverse of a knit stitch | 24 |
| Like Barney the Dinosaur | 24 |
| Alice Walker title color | 24 |
| Sound of a contented cat | 24 |
| Well-oiled machine noise | 24 |
| Sound of a cat or engine | 24 |
| Sound heard in a clowder | 24 |
| Sound from a sex kitten? | 24 |
| Result of tummy rubbing? | 24 |
| One sound of contentment | 24 |
| Manx "Thanks!" | 24 |
| Well-tuned engine sounds | 24 |
| Winning horse's take | 24 |
| Racehorses' winnings | 24 |
| Port on the Korea Strait | 24 |
| Korean shoemaking center | 24 |
| This might come to shove | 24 |
| Exhortation during labor | 24 |
| Exceed normal boundaries | 24 |
| Assertive, and then some | 24 |
| "___ in Boots" | 24 |
| Stay __ (don't move) | 24 |
| ___ bug in one's ear | 24 |
| Prime Minister of Russia | 24 |
| Nose-puckering, in a way | 24 |
| Wall Street transactions | 24 |
| Some Wall Street options | 24 |
| ___ the test (tries out) | 24 |
| Practice area, of a kind | 24 |
| Trying to look important | 24 |
| Engine sound, in kid lit | 24 |
| Par allows two per green | 24 |
| Creator of the Corleones | 24 |
| Piping compound, briefly | 24 |
| Ryan's rank, briefly | 24 |
| ___ Corner (London area) | 24 |
| 1944 Pulitzer journalist | 24 |
| W.W. II journalist Ernie | 24 |
| Marine in a 1960s sitcom | 24 |
| 'Gomer --, USMC' | 24 |
| Writers Howard and Ernie | 24 |
| Tower for guiding pilots | 24 |
| Football endzone markers | 24 |
| English novelist Barbara | 24 |
| Combustible funeral heap | 24 |
| Certain ceremonial fires | 24 |
| Heat-resistant glassware | 24 |
| One looking for a match? | 24 |
| Fire obsessive, casually | 24 |
| "Fire" starter | 24 |
| Press conference segment | 24 |
| Post-presentation period | 24 |
| Lecture ender, sometimes | 24 |
| Sponsor of the Socceroos | 24 |
| City of Botany Bay flier | 24 |
| ___ in "queen" | 24 |
| Al Jazeera's country | 24 |
| Persian Gulf oil country | 24 |
| Ones taking hikes: Abbr. | 24 |
| NFL's Mannings, e.g. | 24 |
| Drive directors, briefly | 24 |
| Brady and Brees, for ex. | 24 |
| Latin abbr. used in math | 24 |
| Abbr. in a math textbook | 24 |
| Cunard liner, informally | 24 |
| 1/100 of an Albanian lek | 24 |
| Arcade game of the 1980s | 24 |
| Unilever hygiene product | 24 |
| Item used in wax attacks | 24 |
| Common makeup applicator | 24 |
| Cotton-on-stick cleaners | 24 |
| "Sine ___ non" | 24 |
| Thigh muscle, informally | 24 |
| Maternity-ward celebrity | 24 |
| Campus region, for short | 24 |
| New England chowder clam | 24 |
| State bird of California | 24 |
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