| "Journey to ___" (recurring "Sesame Street" segment) | 72 |
| "Joy is __ of love by which you can catch souls": Mother Teresa | 73 |
| "Judy's smile was ___" (from "Judy's Turn To Cry") | 78 |
| "Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's __ ...": Rolling Stones lyric | 73 |
| "Just because you prefer Dharma over Greg doesn't make you a ___, ___" | 84 |
| "Just how ___ I am?" (thought when listening to a lame excuse) | 72 |
| "Just Wait Till You Have Children of Your Own!" author Bombeck | 72 |
| "Just walk away ___, you won't see me follow you back home" | 73 |
| "Justitia ___" (District of Columbia motto meaning "Justice for all") | 89 |
| "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the ___" (Emmy-winning reality show) | 73 |
| "Keep on whispering in ___" (line from "What I Like About You") | 83 |
| "Kickin' Out the ___" Ken Will Morton & the Wholly Ghosts | 75 |
| "Kiss Me, Kate" tune, "Where Is the Life That Late ___?" | 76 |
| "Kiss With a Fist" lyric "You gave a kick, I gave a ___" | 76 |
| "L'Âge ___" (1930 film scripted by Luis Buñuel and Salvador DalÃ) | 89 |
| "L'Elephante Giraffe" and "Lobster Telephone," for two | 78 |
| "L'___, c'est moi" (self-important slogan ascribed to Louis XIV) | 82 |
| "La Bamba" band covering "More Than a Feeling" with "Funky Cold Medina" rapper? | 109 |
| "La Bestia ___ Cuore" (2005 Oscar nominee for Best Foreign Language Film) | 83 |
| "La Bestia ___ Cuore" (2006 Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film nominee) | 83 |
| "Lady Marmalade" singer with Pink, Lil' Kim, and Christina Aguilera | 81 |
| "Lady of letters" featured in this puzzle's four longest entries | 78 |
| "Language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and goes to work," per Carl Sandburg | 102 |
| "Law & Order: ___" (TV show about what could be next if prisons get any more crowded?) | 100 |
| "Le Foyer des artistes - La Difficulté d'___" (Jean Cocteau criticism) | 87 |
| "Lead the way!", and a phonetic hint to this puzzle's theme | 73 |
| "Les Demoiselles des bords de la Seine (___)" (Gustave Courbet painting) | 82 |
| "Let's Make a Deal" non-prize that Gilbert Gottfried appeared in every instance on "Game Show Marathon" | 127 |
| "Let's see who can prepare for their colonoscopy first," et al.? | 78 |
| "Let's ___ " (romantic suggestion from Eddy Duchin and others) | 76 |
| "Let's ___ it up a notch!" (phrase spoken by Chef Elzar, a "Futurama" character based on Emeril Lagasse) | 128 |
| "Let's ___" ("Billboard Hot 100" suggestion from Al Green) | 82 |
| "Let's ___" (choreographic suggestion from Chubby Checker) | 72 |
| "Let's ___" (Grammy-winning suggestion from the Black Eyed Peas) | 78 |
| "Lethal Weapon 2," "... 3" and "... 4" actor | 74 |
| "Letters, ___ letters..." ("Late Show" mailbag song lyric) | 78 |
| "Li'l Abner" character Joe who has a rain cloud over his head | 75 |
| "Lick my stilettos, Mr. Chairman of the House Committee on the Budget"? | 81 |
| "Licker talks . . . loud we'en . . . loose fum ___": Harris | 73 |
| "Like the measles, ___ is most dangerous when it comes late in life": Lord Byron | 90 |
| "Like ___ train up your spine" (Pink Floyd, "Cymbaline") | 76 |
| "Lines on the Antiquity of Microbes," a.k.a. "Fleas," in its entirety (world's shortest poem?) | 118 |
| "Lisa Bonet ___ basil" (lyric from Weird Al's palindromic "Bob") | 88 |
| "Listen to Your Heart" singer in "Young Frankenstein" | 73 |
| "Listen to Your Heart" singer in the musical "Young Frankenstein" | 85 |
| "Little Bo Peep," "Mary Had a Little Lamb," or the like | 75 |
| "Little" barnyard bird with an alliterative name in a classic Willie Dixon blues song | 95 |
| "Little" singer of "May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose" | 82 |
| "Livin' La Vida ___" (Ricky Martin song in which he really sells his passion for the ladies) | 106 |
| "Livin' on ___ time" (lyric in a #1 Don Williams country hit) | 75 |
| "Look at me, ___ helpless ..." (first words of "Misty") | 75 |
| "Look at this fucking shit weÂ’re ___!" (Dennis Hopper line from "Apocalypse Now") | 105 |
| "Looney Tunes" character seen in "Odor of the Day" and "Two Scent's Worth" | 108 |
| "Lord of the Rings" villain whose eye symbol looks like a giant flaming vagina | 88 |
| "Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like a horse and carriage," e.g.? | 94 |
| "Love is the only force capable of turning an enemy into a friend" speaker, familiarly | 96 |
| "Love ___ Around" ("The Mary Tyler Moore Show" theme) | 73 |
| "Love ___ Brought You Home" (Toni Braxton's first solo hit) | 73 |
| "Love ___ irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired" (Robert Frost) | 82 |
| "Love, Reign ___ Me" (The Who song covered by Pearl Jam and Heart) | 76 |
| "Lulu," "Louise," "Norma," or "Carmen" | 78 |
| "Mad Men" character Harris periodically involved with Roger SterlinG | 78 |
| "Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves," in Alcoholics Anonymous | 95 |
| "Make sure the ___ above and on line 6c are correct" (Form 1040 instruction) | 86 |
| "Make sure to eat at this amazing Cuban place in South Beach," e.g.? | 78 |
| "Make ___!" (Picard's command on "Star Trek: TNG") | 74 |
| "Make ___" (Picard's command on "Star Trek: T.N.G.") | 76 |
| "Making something out of nothing and selling it," per Frank Zappa | 75 |
| "Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything" speaker | 72 |
| "Man's the ___, and Wealth the vine, / Stanch and strong the tendrils twine": Emerson | 99 |
| "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" singer (hate me later for giving you the earworm) | 86 |
| "Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once" quipper | 83 |
| "Marry ___: The Case for Settling for Mr. Good Enough" (2010 best-seller) | 83 |
| "Mars's armour, forg'd for proof ___...": "Hamlet" | 78 |
| "MASH" (movie) : Kellerman :: "MASH" (TV show) : ___ | 72 |
| "Matrix" protagonist and hopefully someone else someday, so this can be a less dubious crossword entry | 112 |
| "May I introduce the lovely couple: actress Melissa Joan and singer Bonnie!" | 86 |
| "Men are pigs. It's too bad we own everything, isn't it?" comic | 81 |
| "Merry Christmas" is "Gojan Kristnaskon kaj felican novan jaron" in it | 90 |
| "Met our mothers in the ___" (lyric from Billy Joel's "Allentown") | 90 |
| "Midnight Cowboy" character who says "I'm walking here!" | 80 |
| "Mighty" superhero in 1987's "Adventures in Babysitting" | 80 |
| "Million Dollar ___" (2006 "Simpsons" episode featuring Homer's dad) | 92 |
| "Mitt Romney is so rich, he taught his dog to roll over an IRA" comic | 79 |
| "Mom put her headphones on and started listening to an audiobook of '___' ..." | 96 |
| "Moon Over ___" (original theme song for "The Drew Carey Show") | 83 |
| "More sinn'd against than sinning" protagonist of Shakespeare | 75 |
| "Mother of mercy, is this the end of ___?" (last line of "Little Caesar") | 93 |
| "Mother" and leader of the American Shakers that spoke in tongues, born 2/29/1736 | 91 |
| "Move Like an ___" (song by the Australian kids' group the Wiggles) | 81 |
| "Mr. Deeds" actor gets inside yours truly to portray a Frenchwoman? | 77 |
| "Mr. Mojo __": Doors lyric that anagrams into the lead singer's name | 82 |
| "Mr. Roboto" band appearing with the "Ruby Tuesday" band? | 77 |
| "Mr. Roboto" effects device invented as a military encryption technology | 82 |
| "Mr. Webster isn't home, he's compiling his dictionary"? | 74 |
| "Much too serious a thing to be left to the military": Clemenceau | 75 |
| "Much ___ About Nothing" (title of a "Simpsons" episode) | 76 |
| "Music should strike fire from the heart of man, and bring tears from the eyes of woman" speaker | 106 |
| "My Best ___" (Werner Herzog documentary about his relationship with Klaus Kinski) | 92 |
| "My body's achin' and my time __ hand": James Taylor lyric | 77 |